You're the Apple of my iMac.

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

You're like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and I think its my turn.

She can dump tea in my harbor anytime.

Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.

Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.

After reviewing your resume I have decided to invite you on a date with me.

Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

Hey your trash can i take you out sometime?

Say girl, are you related to Henry George? Cause I only wanna tax that body once.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

Hey gurl, if you were a province of the Roman Empire, you would be BAEtica.

Do you want me to show to you a delegated act?

Will you be the Madme Pompadour to my Louis XV?

Let's test.. is it true love's kiss?

You make me want to circle the wagons.

You know, there something i could eat during a hunger strike.

Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

Do you like the color blue?

Because I got something special for you.

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a Convict just to get your kiss.

Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.

Did you came out of the TV or is it just me?

If you were my tour guide you could study my history!

I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

Your under arrest for not giving me your number.

Give me the red pill so I know it's real.

Hey, wanna’ see what happens when I undo this safety pin?

Is that a full body scan in your back pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

Would you mind goin plow my cord field?

Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had one, I’d catch you.

Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

I just met you, and this is crazy but, here's my number, so call me or else.

Do you not have any resistance? Because you are the component of my dreams.

Are you Upton Sinclair? Because I'd love for you to inspect my meat.

Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

Nice pyramids...

Do you subtweet here often?

Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

If being a crossroads demon is the way to score a kiss from you, then so be it.

Are you the black line? Because I'm lost without you.

Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?

Are you related to Henry Clay? Cause baby you compromise too much and I just wanna make friction.

Would you like to come upstairs and see the sketches I did on the back of a shovel with coal?

I'm just sayin, you look good in that shirt, but you would look better with it off.

None of my 722 wives or 423 concubines under stands me.

My heart isn't the only thing I want you to be feeling tonight.

Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.

You want to take a trip down South tonight?

No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.

When you marched into my heart, did you step with your left foot first?

When Copernicus theorized that the Sun was the center of the universe he'd never met you.

Is that a magic wand or are you just happy to see me?

Hey u looking handsome, if i were a guy, I'll def dress like u!

I used to be a Nobody until you gave me back my heart.

That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.

Do you know where i can find a Hoe so i can plant my tool?

Hey Baby, do you have enough capital? Cause I wanna start a partnership with you.

I love your eyeliner, may i smudge it?

Will you be my green pig? Cos I just wanna smash into you.

Are you from the 1930's? Because you've got a Great D.

Your dojo or mine?

I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it's all your fault, baby...

You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.

Hey beautiful, could you help me get your number into this basket?

Hey, do you work for Disney cause I think you can make all my dreams come true.

Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Why don't you come tame my dragon?

If you had the same amount of money of your phone number.. How much would that be?

Want to know why they call me the Titantic? Cuz when I go down, the ladies always get off first.

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Girl are you a new business cuz im definitely gonna p**... you.

Well it's not like you have a lot of options here Eve.

Is your dad a genie because your making my dreams come true.

You can borrow my eyeliner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your PIN number is 3842

Hey baby, want to see a fusion between my white Dragon and your Dark Hole?

Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

Should I enter your base from the front, or the rear?

I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...

Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.

Black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?

You come to this cave often?

So what's your moisture level?

All these barbarians but I still couldn't raid your heart.

Clinical studies have shown that kiss kills. Wanna die happy?

Babe! Is that Ice in your sheath or are you happy to see me?

Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!

Boy are you the corporate ladder? Because I'm climbing on top of you in my dreams.

On you, 'wet' is my favorite color.

Is you're last name Oswald, because you just blew my mind!

Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my e**....

Can I get your number?

One call, that's all.

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.

Baby, you're the missing piece of my heart container.

Your toy is so cool. May I play with it?

According to Marx, there’s an uprising in my lower class.

Wanna see the black parade?

Is that a Cyclotron in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

Do I have to cut away that grass with my sword before I can enter your forbidden forest?

Gravity, schmavity. Some things that go up can stay up, if you get my drift.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?

Is that a lever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Will you help with with my French technique?

Hi. I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.

Your daddy must have been a baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

I'd sharpen your eyeliner for you.

Wanna watch me churn the butter?

My dream role is to be your girlfriend.

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

You look a lot like my next boyfriend.

My heart is moving faster than this twitter chat.

Tell me what you’re wearing.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

Are you a boy or a girl... or does it not matter?

I like that shade of black you're wearing.

Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it’ll look better in my pocket than in your head.

On our anniversary I’ll give you a beautiful red Roselia.

Is that leadership in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?