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Top 19 Random Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Random pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you five random letters?

    Because U R A Q T

  2. What’s wrong with your left eye?

    Because you’ve been looking right all night.

    A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

  3. Ooh girl, you make me wanna party like it's 1999! Mostly because I could still get random boners in 1999.

  4. Clever way to get her phone number

    Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
    Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
    Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
    Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

  5. Girl, are you a RAM?

    Cause you randomly access my memory

  6. Enjoying view here by the beach right?

    Well i'm shore as hell enjoying it because i'm with you right now.

    Now would it be shelfish if i buy you a drink and have a chat?

    I know its random but i wanted to ask if the coast was clear and i'm not bothering you.

    I dont wanna come a bit too up-prawn-t but can i have your number?

  7. Hey, random question but by any chance you like Raisins?

    Oh nice! me too so how about a date?

    [Counter reply to their answer to the date if they say no]

    Oh sweet! same here, i don't like dates too.

    Back Story - Been using this since i was a wittle Asian boy in primary.

  8. Are you a random dopamine spike?

    Because you’re the only thing that makes me happy

  9. Giraffe

    If you're struggling to start a conversation with a girl, go up to her, and say something random like "Hey I just bought a giraffe and need to hide it from the government, how do you think I should do that"

  10. Im going to make your bedrock

    Im posting this for a random stranger even tho its probably used he was really sweet and i thought i'd do it

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Are you a mermaid?
Because your pussy is so wet.

P.S. I would send this to your SO, not some random chick

Longish and not that original

*meant for parties and places that aren't random*
Hey, sorry to bother you but I could've sworn I'd seen you somewhere before and can't put my finger on when.
(She says she doesn't remember you)
You sure? Could've sworn when I flatlined at the hospital you were the angel that brought me back. Anyways, meeting you made my heart stop.

Hey girl are you a random bug on a highway ?

Because I wanna smash you up against my car windshield .

Are you a child, because i want to shove my dick in you

Are you a _______(Random Object), because i want to shove my dick in you

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Hey, I know this is random, but I'm so bored. Wanna play ‘Go Fish?

I could read your random thoughts all night long.

Dance with me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name... (say random name) ...Gertrude?

You and me, pick any random stage and we will smash it good.