Babe, let's start our own Amazon original series.

"Indeed, I'm not Danielle; instead, a poetic soul who sees beauty in the ordinary. Your originality caught my attention, that's extraordinary!"

"Your skills in school projects are as captivating as your origin from Israel; both extraordinarily beautiful and irresistible."

"Even with that haunting darkness, your red gems outshine every star and your torn dress only adds to your allure."

"Absolutely, the Land of the Rising Sun has a unique charm. Ever tried sushi at its origin? It's a whole new world."

"Your beauty is an enchanting garden, with those branches for hair, let's grow wild and tangled together."

Gotta admit, I was banking on your sense of humor. Maybe I'll have to come up with a more original opening next time!

"You speak of the Bible, but darling, your eloquence crafts poetry that even angels would envy."

"Well, it's hard to be original in text, isn't it? How about we test our chemistry over a cup of coffee instead?"

"Darling, your beauty is like a dark mystery, intriguing and seductive; your dress torn, yet your allure untouched."

"Your words danced clumsically, but struck with charm's might. Not cringe, just boldly original - a star in the poetic night."

"Your beauty is intoxicating, darling, like a forbidden peach; torn but irresistible, making even darkness seem appealing."

"They originally planned Felix's jump from your forehead, but your charm is too irresistible for gravity."

"Just like the original poem in the Bible, your allure is timeless, divine, and undeniably irresistible."

"Even without eyes, your allure is irresistible. Those red gems on you aren't just accessories; they're a fiery testament to your intoxicating charm."

I like your originality! It’s cute how you challenge the norm. You definitely keep me on my toes, and I appreciate that! ✨

"Just like Mesopotamia is the birthplace of civilization, your smile is the origin of my wild fascination."

"Originally, I was here just to work, but now that I've met you, I'm considering prolonging my stay."

"That's intriguing, authenticity has its own charm. So when can I have the privilege of tasting your culinary skills?"

"Just like correction tape, you make everything around you look more perfect than it originally was."

"Your hair might be bristling with branches, and your gems may be blood-red, but girl, you're the most bewitchingly beautiful sight I've ever laid eyes upon."

Wanna listen to me drone endlessly about art, bicycles, and single-origin sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?

"A midnight kiss with you would be a victory in itself, but the real prize is seeing your smile sparkle brighter than any star."

Well, every hero has their origin story! What kind of adventures does a favorite child like you embark on? 🦸‍♂️✨

"You're so enchantingly beautiful, are you sure you aren't from Eden? Let's explore our original sin together."

"Is it your coronation day, or does your beauty just naturally dethrone all else, even with those devilishly enticing horns?"

Is that a copy of Origin of Species in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

"Your red gems and branch horns radiate an allure that's as captivating as it is captivatingly eerie; a tantalizing vision in the shadows."

"You must be a masterpiece, because even in this world of uncertain origins, you are a work of art."

"That's impressive! A culinary artist, huh? Now I'm curious, what's your vibe in the kitchen - Italian maestro or French gourmet?"

"Wow, a woman who's not afraid to turn up the heat in the kitchen? That's pretty enticing, I must say."

"I'm already imagining you in an apron, skillfully mastering exotic dishes. How about we cook up some chemistry together?"

"The branches in your hair and dress create an enchanting form, even dark mysteries of your closed eyes can't diminish your allure."

"Your beauty outshines Solomon's Song of Songs; are you sure you weren't the muse for the Bible's best poem?"

Chat History: The guy has just asked, "So, what are you into?"

"Just normal stuff – Netflix, food, workouts. Super original, right?"

"Are those branches growing from your hair or just your wild allure taking root in my heart? Your breathtaking mystery leaves me tangled."

"Wow, a culinary artist I see! Authenticity in food often translates to authenticity in character, don't you think?"

"Even if winning our bet doesn't come easy, the challenge makes every moment with you more intoxicating than moonlight."

"You may not be easy, but our kiss will be the most delicious challenge I've ever undertaken in moonlight."

"Excuse me, but are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more of that spark between us."

"Haha, I believe in being both environmentally friendly and original. Let's create fresh experiences together."

"I admire that! It's not just about the taste, but respecting the culture behind the cuisine. Are you a fan of international flavors then?"

"Authentic cooking, you say? That's intriguing! Would you mind sharing your most cherished recipe, or is it a well-kept secret?"

"Girl, you must be from Easter Island because you've got me as puzzled as the origins of Moai statues."

"Wow, a culinary explorer! Now, I'm imagining you in a chef's apron with nothing else on. Naughty thoughts aside, I'm impressed."

I thought it would be a fun surprise for you! Now you have a spare belly button in case you lose the original one.

"Your beauty is like a unique coronation peach; torn yet captivating, your red gems outshine the ordinary blue."

"The Big Bang has nothing on the explosion I felt when I saw you. How about we recreate that spark tonight?"

"Did you evolve from a spark? Because the chemistry between us is explosive."

"Are you a JDM fan? Because I can't help but feel drawn to your originality and uniqueness."

"You cooking authentically? That's so hot. Bet you look as good as the dishes you make; now that's a tantalizing thought."

"Your red gem glistens like a burning passion, your absence of sight only enhances the intrigue in your mystique."

"Well, I promise to keep our conversations as refreshing as a cool summer breeze. You deserve originality and intrigue, not rehearsed lines."

"Is your name Eve? Because you've got me feeling like the first man with that original outfit!"

"Wow, cooking authentically requires skill and dedication! I'm curious, what's your go-to dish when you're in the authentic cooking mood?"

"I must say, your passion for authenticity is so refreshing! I'd love to taste some of your creations someday."

"Well darling, winning the bet isn't my aim, it's savoring the taste of your lips under that moonlit sky."

"Your beauty, darling, is as unique as a coronation peach; the branches in your hair only add to your irresistible allure."

"Great, we'll go to the bar and I'll impress you with my ability to remember all 151 original Pokemon."

"Just like a tissue, you are refreshingly unique and definitely not meant for second-hand use. Let's keep it original, shall we?"

Haha, fair point! How about I make it up to you by coming up with some new, more original lines? 😉

"Moonlight, huh? It's no wonder you shine even in darkness. Your beauty must be of cosmic origin! Care to share more about yourself?"

"Baby, do you believe in evolution? Because ever since I saw you, I feel like I've returned to my primal desires."

"Your gem stirs fiery passion in me, red as desire; even without sight, I'm lost in your darkness."

"Was your original form Venus? Because your beauty transcends any earthly standard."

"Oh, how original! I've never heard that one before. Tell me, does your therapist find you as entertaining as I do?"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Your glowing white outline must be from angelic origins.

"Your dress might be torn, but it only reveals the undeniable beauty you possess. The way those branches frame you, it's devilishly tempting."

I got money, you got the body. How about we make some homemade Netflix Originals.

"I'm not your brother, but just to confirm, I'm also not an alien. Although, my love for pizza might actually suggest extraterrestrial origins!"

"In a world of copycats, you're an original masterpiece, our romantic difference makes us a poetic release."

God this may seem a little old and NO IT IS NOT ORIGINAL (sadly)

I'll give you an A because your awesome

B because your beautiful

C because your courageous

And I'll give you the D because you deserve it

"Darling, are you a time machine? Because looking at you takes me back to the origin of my deepest fantasies."

"Your gem might be red, but you've painted my world vibrant. Even your haunting elegance couldn't hide the allure of your imperfections."

"Ah, a master chef. Is that an invitation to a spicy culinary adventure? Because I'm certainly intrigued."

"Your beauty is as unique as a queen's coronation day, your darkness only accentuates the intoxicating mystery in you."

"You're clearly a woman who values originality. How about we create our own unique narrative?"

"Your passion for authenticity is quite captivating. Maybe one day, you could teach me your culinary secrets...over a candlelight dinner?"

"Ah, a true culinary artist! I'm intrigued, care to share your most adventurous cooking experiment?"

"Like the Bible's poetry, you're timeless and divine, your grace outshines the Proverbs, in this humble heart of mine."

"Sounds like someone can handle heat in the kitchen. Now, that's attractive! I'm already craving your authentic cooking."

"Wow, a cook who values authenticity! That's hot. I'd love to see you in action and maybe even learn a thing or two."

"Your words unravel like verses, beyond Solomon's best lore, you shine more than Psalms could ever adore."

"That's impressive! Authentic cooking is an art. Ever tried making sushi or perhaps a French soufflé?"

"Those horns on your head might be scary, but they only enhance your irresistibly unique allure."

"Your words illuminate life's verses as beautifully as the most profound poem in the Bible."

I like my women like I like my wine

Ten years old and in the basement





This is a repost in my original post I put coffee

Hey girl, are you Gordon Ramsey's temper?

Cause you're hot asf.

used this original pickup line on someone and it worked like a charm.

Not original but

Hippity hoppity wanna be my property?

"Seems like you're not just a place, but a destination I'd love to explore 😊. Where are you from originally?"

"Are you a Picasso painting? Because every angle of you screams beautiful, original, and slightly confusing."

Are you a bubblegum machine?

Because I don't know what I'm going to get, but I'm willing to take a risk with you. (original pickup line by yours truly)

Longish and not that original

*meant for parties and places that aren't random*
Hey, sorry to bother you but I could've sworn I'd seen you somewhere before and can't put my finger on when.
(She says she doesn't remember you)
You sure? Could've sworn when I flatlined at the hospital you were the angel that brought me back. Anyways, meeting you made my heart stop.

Girl are you therapy?

'Cause you're exactly what I need right now.

*Disclaimer: not sure if original or belonging in this sub. Also the real joke is always in the comments so bring it on.*

Hey girl, are you a spanish letter B?

'Cause I think I can call you bae.

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Explanation: In spanish, B is pronounced like "bae."

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Not sure if this is original, just thought of it in Spanish today.

You’re the most beautiful girl/guy I know, and that’s the least interesting thing about you.

Not exactly original but works great on those who can understand its a great compliment. Some people take it as an insult, it is my advice that you shouldn’t try in the first place with them. Lol.

My name isn't sully

But you can still be my boo

(Not original)

Hey, are you the new virus' antidote?

Cuz not having you is killing me

(I improved my original one)

Girl named Heaven

? Any original ones

Pickup line for a girl named Alyssa?

Can be offensive as possible, just need an original pickup line

Your opinions are so brilliant and original–tell me more!

I love your turquoise earring. Do you know the color turquoise originated from the word Turkish? I wouldn't mind serving you in a Turkish bath either.

Let's be like the original thirteen colonies AND MULTIPLY.

Is that a copy of Origin of Speciesin your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

"Tu original piece hai, maloom hai na tujhe? Aisa dosara nahi hai" – Shahid Kapoor from Jab We Met

I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.