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Top 16 Wreck Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Wreck chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Baby, if I were a dinosaur living without you, I'd be a Tyrannosaurus Wreck.

  2. Are you a train wreck? Because I can't stop looking at you.

  3. If I can't have you I'll be a tyrannosaurus wreck.

  4. I'm gonna tyrannosaurus wreck that ass.

  5. Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

    Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.

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    Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

  6. You and I would be a wreck.

    I mean with your curves and my speed.

  7. Are you a train wreck?

    Because I can't seem to take my eyes off you.

  8. I may not be Dale Earnhardt

    But I'll still wreck them walls

  9. Are you Miley Cyrus?

    Cause I hear you can really wreck some balls ;)

  10. Hey if this school graded based on looks you would be kicked out.

    You'd wreck the grading curve.

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Funny wreck pickup lines

Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd totally wreck you.

Can I be your new year's wrecking ball?

Let’s get riggity riggity wrecked girl!

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Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.