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Top 50 Crush Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Crush pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Me: Happy Mother’s Day!

    Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ?

    Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.

  2. Hey girl, are you retarded?

    Cause someone told me you have a crush on me

  3. I like playing video game

    Because you are my candy crush

  4. Are u a thigh?

    Cause u are crushing me hard

  5. I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.

  6. I want you to clear all my jelly.

  7. Hi crush, would you be my main quest?

  8. Girl, I'm gonna clear all your jelly.

  9. I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.

  10. Girl I'm going to fill up your lemonade lake.

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Funny crush pickup lines

Hey girl, you play candy crush? Cuz you got a sweet ass!

I'll be the life to your candy crush.

Girl, you're more rare than spinning a Jackpot.

I've developpèd a crush on you.

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Are you from Candy Crush Saga? 'cos you're real sweet.

I'm Candy Crushin' on you.

Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.

Hey babe, do you like your candy striped or wrapped?

I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

I'd give you a life anyday.

Hey baby...wanna taste my crushed red pepper?

Hey baby why you so *puts on sunglasses* sweet?

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Working Crush tinder opener

You are crushing my heart, the way the rule against perpetuities crushes a contingent remainder.

I'll crush your candy all night long.

I ran out of moves on candy crush..Can I make a move on you?

Is your name Candy Crush? Because I’m completely addicted to you.

Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK”

Did it hurt?

When your hopes of having a nice uninterrupted night out got crushed because I started talking to you?

You're so sweet, I think I got a Candy Crush on you.

Are you a coaster? (thing that you put drinks on) because I've got a crush on you

If the world was proven to be a simulation, I would ask the programmers to let me be with you. <3

lol first post on reddit. also i used this on my crush didnt work

I hired a Spy

And he told me you have crush on me.

Used this on my crush,shes now my gf

Roses are red,musicians are bards,wanna come over cuz my cock is hard