Top 50 Crush Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Crush pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Crush tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Me: Happy Mother’s Day!
Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ?
Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children. -
Hey girl, are you retarded?
Cause someone told me you have a crush on me
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I like playing video game
Because you are my candy crush
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Are u a thigh?
Cause u are crushing me hard
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I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.
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I want you to clear all my jelly.
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GUYS I NEED THE BEST ONES YOU GOT
I'm trying to impress my crush with REALLY good pickup lines, can you give a brother a helping hand?
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Hi crush, would you be my main quest?
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Girl, I'm gonna clear all your jelly.
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I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.
Working crush pickup lines
Girl I'm going to fill up your lemonade lake.
I'll be the life to your candy crush.
Girl, you're more rare than spinning a Jackpot.
I've developpèd a crush on you.
Are you from Candy Crush Saga? 'cos you're real sweet.
I'm Candy Crushin' on you.
Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
Ukw it feels like to get a text from crush?
(replying to last text) just like how I felt when I recieved this.
Hey babe, do you like your candy striped or wrapped?
I'd give you a life anyday.
I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
Hey baby...wanna taste my crushed red pepper?
If I were a watermelon, I'd let you crush me between your thighs.
You are crushing my heart, the way the rule against perpetuities crushes a contingent remainder.
*drop limes in front of crush*...
"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"
Hey baby why you so *puts on sunglasses* sweet?
What do a road skater and a stripper share practically? The two of them love crushing the rail.
Breach: Nothing fancy, uh? We go in, we crush them, we get out.
I'll crush your candy all night long.
I ran out of moves on candy crush..Can I make a move on you?
Is your name Candy Crush? Because I’m completely addicted to you.
Hey, my name is Theo and no matter what you do, I'll crush your defense and make you mine.
Just thought of this and had to write it down
If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?”
“You’re both so fine”