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Top 14 Cracker Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cracker pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cracker conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a fire cracker?

    Because something tells me you're going to explode in my hand!

    (Happy 4th)

  2. Hey girl/boy are you a Goldfish cracker

    Cause you’re a snack that smiles back

  3. Are you a nut cracker

    'Cause I want to bust a nut in you

  4. You remind me of goldfish crackers,

    Cuz you’re the snack that smiles back.

  5. What do you and Goldfish Crackers have in common?

    You're both the Snack that Smiles Back

  6. Cracker

    Girl are you a cracker? Cuz I want to spread my cheese all over you.

  7. Are you Triscuit Crackers & Mayonnaise?

    Cuz I’m high af and you looking like a snack right now

  8. Hey is your name cheddar

    Cause this cracker is coming for ya

    Sorry if that was too cheesy for you

  9. Are you a female Caucasian

    Cause polly wanna cracker

  10. Is you're middle name jacobs by anychance?

    Girl - um no?

    oh really only because i thought you were a bit of a cracker

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Is you’re middle name jacobs by anychance?

Oh really I just thought you were a bit of a cracker

I bet your last name is Jacobs, because you're a real cracker!

I hear you really enjoy apple juice and Graham Crackers! Maybe you can come to the grocery run with me and we can pick up some for you.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That's for Talk Like a PARROT Day.