Top 12 Cracker Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cracker pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Hey girl/boy are you a Goldfish cracker
Cause you’re a snack that smiles back
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Are you a nut cracker
'Cause I want to bust a nut in you
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Cracker
Girl are you a cracker? Cuz I want to spread my cheese all over you.
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Are you Triscuit Crackers & Mayonnaise?
Cuz I’m high af and you looking like a snack right now
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Hey is your name cheddar
Cause this cracker is coming for ya
Sorry if that was too cheesy for you -
Is you’re middle name jacobs by anychance?
Girl-no?
Oh really I just thought you were a bit of a cracker -
Is you're middle name jacobs by anychance?
Girl - um no?
oh really only because i thought you were a bit of a cracker -
Are you a female Caucasian
Cause polly wanna cracker
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Damn gurl, are you goldfish crackers?
Cause you’re the snack that smiles back
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I bet your last name is Jacobs, because you're a real cracker!
Funny cracker pickup lines
I hear you really enjoy apple juice and Graham Crackers! Maybe you can come to the grocery run with me and we can pick up some for you.
Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That's for Talk Like a PARROT Day.