I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt: For hours until it hurts.

You wanna experience some ground and pound?

Is your name Penny?

Because I'm in for a Penny, and youre in for a pound.

Hey, how about you let me take you down to the ground and let me pound you?

Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding? from "Casablanca"

Hey are you the British economy?

Because I want to give you a weak pound.

How about you let me take you down and ground and pound you?

I’d like to pound you with my hammer.

If you were a lemon, I would pound on you until lemonade comes out.

Hey girl you should be a blacksmith

I'll be the anvil you pound me all day

Hey, so I play drums for a living if you want a good pound.

Wanna learn the sweet moves and do a little ground and pound?

I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.

Let's put together avocados. Pound and guac a good time.

"Is pink your favorite color? Because every time I see you, my world becomes a beautiful blush that makes my heart pound."

"Hey wrestler, your body slams my heart into a frenzy. Mind if I mess up your clean room like you mess up your opponents?"

"I'm ready for a match where your muscles pin me down, and I get to keep your sweaty shorts as my trophy."

"Did you just wrestle my heart? Because it's pinned down, beating wildly for your muscular charm and neat room."

"Are you Godzilla? Because you're making my heart pound like Tokyo in a monster movie."

"Hey champ, your muscles aren't the only thing I want to wrestle with tonight, ready to make a mess?"

"If I had a pound for every time I thought about you, I'd be richer than the Queen herself."

"Are you a thunderstorm? Because my heart pounds harder than the waves crashing on the shore when I see you."

"Your love for gaming, a match not found, just like Joe and Rizz, makes my heart pound."

"Girl, if you're bulking up, then I must be falling hard because your strength isn't just physical, it's captivating."

"Is that 250 pounds of muscle? Because you've just lifted my heart without breaking a sweat."

"I may not be a wrestler, but I can definitely mess up your clean room and leave with your sweaty shorts as my trophy."

"I love how you dominate the wrestling mat, can't help but dream of being your lucky match, don't mind a good pounding."

"Is your name Godzilla? Because my heart is pounding like Tokyo when you're around."

"I don't mind you pinning me down; your strength is a turn on. Fancy leaving this room a mess and those shorts with me?"

"I'm just a simple flagellum, swirling around, but when I see your beauty, my heart begins to pound."

"Are you a MMA fight? Because my heart is pounding with excitement and surrender every time I see you."

I don't need a scale to know you're not 300 pounds; your lightness leaves me floating on cloud nine.

Are you a treadmill?

My heart pounds whenever I use you.

Hey girl, are you the British economy?

Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.

"Are you a cursed spirit, Suguru? Because every time I see you, my heart starts pounding uncontrollably."

"Are you a thunderstorm? Because my heart pounds like crazy every time you're around."

I'm jealous of your heart

Because it's over there just pounding away inside you and I'm not

"I don't mind you tackling me like your opponents, as long as the aftermath leaves your room as messy as my hair."

Are you a calcium supplement? Because you've got my heart pounding harder than a drumline!

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I stroke my leg again just to make your heart pound?"

Are you a heart?

Cause i want you pounding inside me.

"Is that 250 pounds of muscle from lifting my interest or have you always been this irresistibly strong?"

"You say you're bulking, but all I see is an irresistible force of beauty and strength."

"How about we turn this clean room into a wrestling ring where I'm pinned down, and your sweaty shorts are my trophy?"

"I don't mind your sweaty shorts as my trophy, just as long as you promise to pin me down like your opponents."

"Your beauty makes my heart pound, just like how you've got my other parts on solid ground."

"Ready to spar? You pound the competition, but I don't mind being your next opponent - or your prize."

You could really stand to lose 5-10 pounds.

Take off all your clothes, that should do it.

"Why keep pounding the competition when you could be pinning me down?"

"Ever thought of wrestling in the sheets? Because I'd love to be your trophy tonight."

"Your words make my heart skip a beat... just like the pounds that seem to vanish around you."

"Are you a rainstorm? 'Cause every time we meet, you leave me soaked and my heart pounding."

"Hey champ, is your room as tidy as your ripped physique? I'd love to dirty it up with some championship rounds."

"Like a pounding techno beat, your beauty makes my pulse race; and just like tequila, you leave me craving more."

Can I be your Roger? Because with you, my heart is pounding just like a cartoon character.

"If sweating is a sign of burning calories, then darling, with one look at you, I've just lost a pound."

"Are you a boxing glove? Because every time I see you, my heart starts pounding."

Girl, you remind me of a treadmill

Coz you make my heart pound

Do you want to help me make a schnitzel?

You can pound my meat

"Hey champ, your muscles aren't the only thing I want to wrestle tonight; ready to mess up that clean room?"

"Are you Godzilla? Because my heart can't stop pounding every time you're near."

"Your wrestling might crush the competition, but your clean room policy won't stop me from making a mess of you."

"Hey champ, your muscles may rule the ring, but in this clean room, you'll leave nothing but a messy heart."

"Pounding hearts mean excitement! Should we keep the adrenaline going with some fun questions? What’s your idea of the perfect adventure?"

"How about we turn that wrestling strength into our bedtime story and your sweaty shorts into my victory flag?"

"You're a champion in the ring, how about we wrestle in your clean room and I claim those sweaty shorts as my trophy?"

"Are you a boxing bell? Because every time I see you, you signal another round of my heart pounding."

Once I bent down to pet a small dog and hey, it was a 5 pound squirrels.

"Is your head aching? Because your beauty is making my heart pound harder than any headache could."

"Are you a rainstorm? Because you're making my heart pound like thunder and I'm soaked in your irresistible charm."

Are you British?

Cuz You look like someone who needs some pounds

You: Would you rather eat 100 pounds of bricks or a matter baby?

Someone: What's a matter baby?

You: Nothing, sweetie. How about you?

"Is your name Crush? Because every time I see you, my heart starts pounding like a drum."

"I don't mind trading those sweaty shorts for a chance to feel how you pound the competition, champ."

"Are you a hard rock song? Because you've got my heart pounding and my head spinning all at once."

Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one

When you meet your soulmate , you'll feel calm with no anxiety, whatsoever.

"Your muscles might wrestle me to submission, but your clean room wins my heart. Ready to trade sweaty shorts for trophies?"

Are you made of feathers? Because you don't weigh 300 pounds, but you've still managed to sweep me off my feet.

"Are you a personal trainer? Because with that body, you've set my heart pounding like a high-intensity workout."

Hey girl. I think you may be a building scheduled for demolition

Because I would like to pound you until you collapse ;)

I'm like a migraine...

Always pounding you is on my mind!

"If beauty was measured in accents, you'd be worth a thousand pounds in sterling."

"Is that tractor crushed by your strength or is it my heart pounding from your farm musk?"

"Do you bowl often? Because your smile has the power to knock me down faster than a 16-pound bowling ball."

Do you wanna see my NUGGETS? I'd POUND you with my Piplup.

Is that kim jong-un nuking america?

Or is that just my heart pounding?

"Are you Godzilla? Because my heart is pounding like Tokyo every time I see you."

"Your threats are as enticing as your roar, babe. You make my heart pound like a horror movie climax."

"Your muscular frame makes me weak, wrestler boy. How about we make some sweat shorts trophies in that spotless room?"

"Your sweaty gym shorts might be my trophy, but you pinning me down like your rivals? Now that's my grand prize."

"How about we make the mat our bed? You can wrestle me all night, leaving nothing but sweaty shorts and victory."

"Are you Godzilla? Because my heart is pounding like you're rampaging through the city."

"Your allure is irresistible, it's like you've turned my desire into a heart-pounding symphony."

"Those sweaty shorts might be my trophy, but I'm ready for you to wrestle me into submission, powerhouse."

"Do you believe in love at first lift? Because every time I see you, my muscles flex and my heart pounds!"

"Are you Godzilla? Because my heart's pounding like Tokyo when you're walking through the city."

"You're a scholar and an athlete with muscles so astounding, in the game of love, it's my heart you are pounding."

"Like Gojo's limitlessness, my love for you is boundless, your beauty makes my heart pound, in your charm, I've found bliss."

"How about you pin me down like your opponents, champ? I promise, the only trophy I'll take are those sweaty shorts."

"With all that 250 pounds of muscle, yet it's your smile that truly knocks me off my feet."

Are you dough?

Cuz I'll be pounding you tonight.

Hey, are you McDonald's?

'Cause I would like a Quarter Pounding ;)

"Are you Godzilla? Because my heart is pounding like Tokyo when you walk in the room."

"You wrestle giants, babe, but can your muscles handle the chaos I'll bring to that clean room of yours?"

Hey, I could use some help with directions

Wait for response, then say

Looking for pretty city, looks like you know how to get there

Wait for response, then say

Maybe later I could show you how to get to pound town ;0

"Sounds like a thrilling start! Is it because of our chat or did you just see a cute puppy? 😄"

"Your sweaty shorts would be my treasured trophy, as long as you don't mind wrestling down this mess of desire."

"My preference? A pulse-pounding thriller, a craft beer, and some classic rock. But, I must say you're sparking my interest in jazz."

"Are you Godzilla? Because you're making my heart pound like Tokyo's earthquake."

"Is it a coincidence that your weight in muscle matches the weight of my interest in you?"

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Approximately 550-1,700 pounds.

"A lily in bloom, your beauty astounds, in your presence, my heart pounds."

"Are you Payal, the devotee of Bhole Baba? Because my heart beats faster than pounding drums at your black beauty."

Are you a nail?

Because I’d like to pound you in all the wrong places.

Heyy Girl, You Hungry?

Coz omelette you chow on this 10 pound meat

Are you British?

Because I wanna pound

Do you need childline?

Coz daddy's gonna pound you tonight.

Call me a shopping trolley...

Cause give me a pound and I’ll give you a ride

I'm jealous of your heart...

Because it's pounding inside of you and I'm not.

What food makes women lose their kiss drive, gain 100 pounds and costs 35 thousand dollars?

Wedding cake.

Hey girl/boy? Are you ice age baby?

Cuz I wanna pound you all night long.

Wanna go on a trip?

Cause there's a wonderful place called Pound Town I can take you to.

Are you a heart?

Because I want you pounding inside me.



Thought of this in English class yesterday and my friend loved it.

I'll give you a British pound and two gold coins.

Let's Pound and then Rest.

Some call me donkey kong cause i will pound you with my massive d**....

Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?

Can you feel the bass pounding in your chest

I love the way the ocean pounds the surf.

Babe I'm no Brachydios, but I'll still pound you for 50 minutes straight

I have got your pound of meat right here baby.