Top 37 Drill Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Drill pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Drill conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey handsome, you a drill sergeant?

   I was really hoping you’d punish me before drilling me.

2. I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield.

3. Wanna know why I’m known as a "drill" sergeant?

4. Wanna get drilled?

5. Are you an oil resource?

   Cuz I wanna drill inside of you

6. Are you a Drill Sargent

   Cause you make my privates stand

7. Are you a Drill Sergeant??

   Beacuse you have my Private standing at attention.

8. I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.

9. I'm not an Engineer but I know how drilling works, wanna see?

10. Are you a drill sargent?

    Cuz you got my attention ;)

Funny drill pickup lines

Hey gurl, All it take is one drilling campaign to turn that virgin field into a producing asset.

I'm no Dentist...

But I wouldn't mind drilling and filling your mouth with sticky white stuff

Hey, you must be the ocean floor

Because I would be down to spend billions to drill you with reckless abandon

You must be a wildlife refuge, because I wanna drill your wetlands.

Your new name is Mother Russia.

And I don't know if we have crude oil, but I'm going to drill you all night long.

Hey, are you a drill sergeant?
Because you make my privates stand at attention.

Girl are you a construction worker?

Because you'd need some ear protection when I'm drilling you

Babe, want to give this infinite drill mount a ride of a life time?

Are you the middle east?

Cause' freedom isn't the only thing I would like to drill into you....

Are you a dentist?

Because I want you to drill me

Is your dad a dentist

Because while I drill your cavity, I’d like you to call me daddy

In Honor of Veterans Day

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention

Why do you have to be so crude?

I'm just drilling for oil!!

Hey girl, are you a screw?

Cause I wanna pin you on the wall and drill you

If ur a middle eastern country then i must be America

Coz all I wanna do is drill you ;)

I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.

I'm like a dentist, I'll drill you and fill you.

He Sexy! I'm gonna drill you so hard that you'll bleed.

Aye babe! Wanna get drilled?

Wanna know why I'm called a 'drill' sergeant?

This drill ain't the only thing that will be piercing the heavens. (Kamina)

Any chance you’d be interested in drilling down with me?

I bet it was your hotness that caused today's mandatory fire drill.