If you play your cards right the highway isn't the only thing getting plowed tonight.

Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.

Are you fresh farm land? Because you look ready to plow.

Girl, I want to plow more than the snow today.

"Forget the tractors, babe, your chiseled physique is the only view that really revs my engine."

"My boyfriend plows better than any tractor, his chiseled body makes this farm the hottest field around."

"Ever seen a crop as ripe as me? Cause you're making me yearn for some thorough plowing, Mr. Handsome Farmer."

"Baby, you plow fields so well, even the tractors are jealous of your horsepower."

"Hey there, ever plowed a field so well it blushes? Because you've got this heart of mine blushing red hot."

"Sugar, with a physique like mine, I can plow fields all day, but all I want to cultivate is your heart."

Are you a field?

Because I'd love to plow you all night long.

"Hey darling, you sure you're not a crop? Because every time I plow, your beauty grows exponentially."

"Ever tried plowing a field of desire? Because my heart's furrows await your strong, musky touch."

"I may not be a tractor, but I sure do enjoy the view of your chiseled physique."

"Darlin', your smile outshines the sunrise over my fields, and I'd rather plow your heart than my land any day."

You remind me of a crop, because I wanna plow you.

"I bet your tractor isn't the only thing that's powerful, how about plowing something else, handsome?"

"Sweetheart, forget tractors – with a physique like yours, you're plowing straight into my heart."

"Are you a crop, 'cause I've been plowing fields all day but haven't seen anything as fine as you."

"Bet your tractor's got nothing on the heat you'd stir up, plowing through my desires."

"How about you till my soil like you would your fields, handsome? Make me as ripe and ready as your harvest."

"Is your farm Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially that chiseled physique."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just the heat from your chiseled body plowing through my heart, cowboy?"

"Baby, I may work the land, but it's your curves that really plow my heart."

"Are you a tractor? Because you've just plowed your way into my heart!"

"Your muscles are harder than those tractor wheels, fancy showing me just how your farming skills translate to the bedroom?"

"Are you a tractor? Because you've got all my attention plowed, and I can't seem to steer away."

"Are you a tractor? Because your chiseled body is making my heart plow through fields of desire."

"Hey darling, are those stars in your eyes? Because your beauty outshines even the brightest tractor headlights on my farm."

"With muscles like those, who needs a tractor? You've cultivated my interest, farmer boy."

Are you an empty corn field in the spring

Because I'm going to plow you

"Just like a stallion in the field, my strong, farmer hands could cultivate something wild and passionate between us."

"Ever been plowed by a chiseled farmer? 'Cause trust me, sweetie, I can work harder than any tractor."

"You admire my chiseled body now, wait till you see how I plow...and I ain't talkin' about the field, sweetheart."

Are you a toddler playing in the road

Because I'm drunk and I'm ready to plow right into you

"Ever seen a chiseled farmer plow with the strength of a stallion? You're about to be swept off your feet."

"Sweetheart, you must be a John Deere tractor because you've completely plowed your way into my heart."

"Are you a farmer? Because you just plowed right into my heart with those blue eyes."

"You make tractors green with envy, babe. Got room for one more in that plowline?"

"Are you sure you're not a tractor? Because your chiseled muscles plow through my heart faster than any machine."

"Your chiseled muscles are working the fields of my dreams better than any tractor ever could."

"Is your body a field, because I've been plowing dreams of you in my mind all day."

You must be a farmer, because you're plowing through my heart like a tractor in a field.

"Do you love snow too? Cause you just snow-plowed your way into my heart."

"Are you a farmer? Because you've got me plowed over by your good looks."

Hey girl, can I call you "rocky soil"?

Because I want to plow you until you're ready for my seed.

"With a farmer boyfriend as chiseled as you, who needs tractors? My eyes are the ones enjoying the view."

"Your plowing skills are so good, even the tractors are jealous of the furrows you've carved in my heart."

"Ever seen a body more sculpted than those fields? Me either, until I met you."

"Your eyes outshine the moon, darling, but it's your horsepower that really revs my engine."

"Ever seen a farmer this chiseled? I can plow fields and hearts with equal prowess."

"Who needs deodorant when your farm musk is the sexiest scent? Let's plow through life together, handsome farmer."

Are you a dozer, because I want you to plow me all night.

Can I plow you instead of this field?

"Ever felt a tractor's power? Wait till you experience my chiseled charm, it'll leave you breathless."

"Baby, you could plow a field with those muscles, but I'd rather you plow into my heart."

Are you a cornfield?

Cause I wanna plow you

"Are you a tractor? Because you've got my heart plowing with that irresistible farm musk."

"Ever seen a farmer with abs so fine, even the tractors want a piece? That’s my man!"

"Is your smile a John Deere? Because it's plowing its way straight into my heart."

Are you a corn field?

Because I'll plow you right now.

"Are you a farmer? Cause you've certainly plowed your way into my heart."

"Is your body sculpted from farming, or is it my heart you're plowing with those tractor-crushing biceps?"

"Are you a farmer? Because you've just plowed straight into my heart and sowed seeds of desire."

"You must be a winter wonderland, because I can't wait to plow through the depths to uncover your sparkling beauty."

"Are you a tractor? Because you've been plowing through my thoughts all day."

"I might be a simple farmer, but I know how to plow fields and hearts with my chiseled physique."

"Is your name John Deere? Because you've got me plowing through fields of love."

"My physique may be hardened by farm work, but my touch is as gentle as a stallion's nuzzle. Ready for a ride?"

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you've got my heart racing faster than an out-of-control snowplow on a slippery slope."

"Are those muscles from farming? Because you've definitely plowed your way straight into my heart."

Are you a farmer? Because you've been plowing through my mind all day.

Are you a snowy street?

Because I’d like to plow you.

"Is your body a farm? Because you've got the finest crops and your plowing skills are making me harvest butterflies."

"Are you a field of corn? Because I'm lost in your eyes while plowing through this conversation, just like my tractor."

"Are you a field of dreams? Because I've got the horsepower to plow straight into your heart."

Are you a farmer? Because you've got me feeling like a tractor - totally plowed over by you.

"Ever wondered why my tractor's always smiling? It's because it gets to watch me work up a sweat for you."

"Your muscles outshine the tractor, darling. Ever thought about plowing my heart instead?"

"I'm no ordinary farmer, honey. My plowing skills are as chiseled as my body - want a demonstration?"

"Darling, with these chiseled muscles I could plow fields all day; but I'd rather spend that energy plowing into your heart."

"Ever tried plowing a heart? Because mine is ready for someone as well-sculpted as you."

"Your tractors might enjoy the view, but I'm the one who gets to appreciate your perfectly sculpted field."

"Are you a farmer? Because your chiseled body is making my heart fields yield a bumper crop of desire."

"Your plowing skills are so impressive, even the tractors are blushing!"

"Your muscles are harder than any tractor ride, mind if I hitch a ride to passion?"

"Saw you plowing those fields, ever considered plowing through this heart of mine?"

"Is your body made from corn, because you're a-maize-ing enough to make this field yield love."

"Your chiseled body makes even the countryside scenery pale in comparison, Farmer boy."

"Your muscles outshine the sun, darling. Even our tractors are getting jealous of your power."

"Hey darling, I might be a farmer with chiseled arms but it's you who plows through my heart every single day."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my tractor's chiseled view?"

Are you a farmer? Because you've got me plowing through your field of blue eyes.

"Ever thought about plowing fields of desire? Because your musk sows seeds of attraction in my heart."

"Is that a pitchfork or are you just happy to see me? Plow into my fields, and make my heart ripe with love."

"Boy, your plowing skills are so superb, even the tractors are turning green with envy; can you plow my heart too?"

"Is it hot in here or is it just the sun reflecting off your chiseled body, Mr. Farmer?"

"Hey, darling, are your eyes crops? Cause I can't stop plowing into their mesmerizing beauty."

If I give you my tractor

Will you plow me all night?

"Are those muscles just for farming, or could you plow your way into my heart as well?"

Are you a road after a snow storm?

Because I’d love to plow you

"Ever seen a tractor blush? It does every time I plow thinking how much more fun it'd be with you instead."

"Babe, my muscles might be used for plowing fields, but I'd rather use that horsepower to sweep you off your feet."

"Babe, your chiseled physique makes even the tractors jealous. Ready to sow some seeds of love?"

Are you a John Deere 4044 Utility tractor?

Cause I want you to plow.

Are you collectivised agriculture?

Because I wanna plow you all night.

What's the difference between you and a snow bank?

I wouldn't enjoy plowing the snow bank.

(NSFW) Dang girl are you snow?

Cause I wanna plow you the night before christmas

Plow here often?

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.

Girl, try as it might; the agricultural adjustments act couldn't keep me from plowing your field.

What are the similarities of women and snow? You can plow both.