Top 26 Plow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Plow chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Would you mind goin plow my cord field?

2. Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

3. I have the equipment to plow all night long.

4. Do you want to plow this field?

5. I'd plow your field.

6. If you play your cards right the highway isn't the only thing getting plowed tonight.

7. Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.

8. Are you a field?

   Because I'd love to plow you all night long.

9. You remind me of a crop, because I wanna plow you.

10. What's the difference between you and a dry road?

    A dry road isn't getting plowed tonight

Funny plow pickup lines

Are you a toddler playing in the road
Because I'm drunk and I'm ready to plow right into you

Are you a dozer, because I want you to plow me all night.

Can I plow you instead of this field?

Are you a cornfield?

Cause I wanna plow you

Are you a corn field? Corny

Because I'll plow you right now.

Are you a farmer

Cause I'd plow the fuck out of your field anyday.

If I give you my tractor
Will you plow me all night?

Are you a John Deere 4044 Utility tractor?

Cause I want you to plow.

Damn girl, are you the World Trade Center?

Cuz I’d love to plow into to you.

(NSFW) Dang girl are you snow?

Cause I wanna plow you the night before christmas

What's the difference between you and a snow bank?

I wouldn't enjoy plowing the snow bank.

Are you collectivised agriculture?

Because I wanna plow you all night.

Girl, try as it might; the agricultural adjustments act couldn't keep me from plowing your field.

What are the similarities of women and snow? You can plow both.

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.

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