Top 26 Shove Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shove pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.
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Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
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Hey girl, are you a toaster?
Because I want to shove 3 frozen waffles into you.
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Hey Gorgeous, I'd like to go to your Sacred Grove and shove my Master Sword into your pedestal tonight.
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How bout you let me shove my carry-on in your overhead compartment?
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If you were a book,
I'd shove more than just my nose in you.
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Are you a socket?
Because I want to shove my bit in you
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Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
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Are you a vending machine?
Becouse i wanna shove my hand up you.
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Sugar cubes won't be the only I shove down your throat tonight.
Funny shove pickup lines
You be the tree i be the squirl
So let me shove my nuts in ya
Hey girl, are you a microwave?
Cause I wanna shove my testicles in you!
Are you bacon?
Cus I'd love to roll you up, shove my sausage in you and be sweaty pigs in a blanket together.
Hey girl, are you my step sister?
Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine
Are you a toaster?
Are you a toaster? Cause I’ll love to butter my bread then shove it it, I can even make you a toaster strudel
Are you German?
Because im gonna shove a shotgun up your trench
Was your father a meat-burglar? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants
Hey girl are you an electrical outlet?
Because I wanna shove a fork inside of you
Hey baby, are you an old computer?
Because I want shove my 3.5" floppy into you ; )
Here is one
R u the main character in doom cause I want you to shove your shotgun in my mouth and fire
Are you a flower
Because id shove you down my mouth and watch spider man and elsa
Hey, are you a computer,
Cuz I want to shove my ram stick in you
Was your father a meat-burgler? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants
Are you here for the fencing lesson, because I'm about to shove it in