Top 26 Shove Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Shove chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.

2. Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!

3. Hey girl, are you a toaster?

   Because I want to shove 3 frozen waffles into you.

4. Hey Gorgeous, I'd like to go to your Sacred Grove and shove my Master Sword into your pedestal tonight.

5. How bout you let me shove my carry-on in your overhead compartment?

6. If you were a book,

   I'd shove more than just my nose in you.

7. Are you a socket?

   Because I want to shove my bit in you

8. Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

9. Sugar cubes won't be the only I shove down your throat tonight.

10. Are you a toaster?

    Are you a toaster? Cause I’ll love to butter my bread then shove it it, I can even make you a toaster strudel

Funny shove pickup lines

Are you German?
Because im gonna shove a shotgun up your trench

Hey girl are you an electrical outlet?

Because I wanna shove a fork inside of you

Are you a vampire?

Because I want to shove my wooden stake in you and murder that pussy

Folk dancing

Are you a folk dancer? Cause the way you clog makes me want to shove my plunger in your shitter

Hey, are you a computer,

Cuz I want to shove my ram stick in you

Hey baby, are you an old computer?

Because I want shove my 3.5" floppy into you ; )

Here is one
R u the main character in doom cause I want you to shove your shotgun in my mouth and fire

Are you a child, because i want to shove my dick in you

Are you a _______(Random Object), because i want to shove my dick in you

Damn girl, are you an egg?

Cause I wanna shove you up my ass

Are you a flower

Because id shove you down my mouth and watch spider man and elsa

Are you dead

Cause i wanna shove dick inside of you

I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your butthole 2nite.

Are you here for the fencing lesson, because I'm about to shove it in

Was your father a meat-burgler? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants

Wanna play Tic-Tac-Toe?, I'll shove a tic tac up your pussy and try to give you 3 O's in a row.

I’m gonna take u to pleasant park and shove my shifty shaft inside your dusty depot.