Top 29 Shove Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shove pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.
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Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
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Hey girl, are you a toaster?
Because I want to shove 3 frozen waffles into you.
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Hey Gorgeous, I'd like to go to your Sacred Grove and shove my Master Sword into your pedestal tonight.
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How bout you let me shove my carry-on in your overhead compartment?
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If you were a book,
I'd shove more than just my nose in you.
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Are you a socket?
Because I want to shove my bit in you
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Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
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Sugar cubes won't be the only I shove down your throat tonight.
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Hey girl, are you a microwave?
Cause I wanna shove my testicles in you!
Funny shove pickup lines
Hey girl, are you my step sister?
Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine
Are you a toaster?
Are you a toaster? Cause I’ll love to butter my bread then shove it it, I can even make you a toaster strudel
Are you German?
Because im gonna shove a shotgun up your trench
Was your father a meat-burglar? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants
Are you a vampire?
Because I want to shove my wooden stake in you and murder that pussy
Folk dancing
Are you a folk dancer? Cause the way you clog makes me want to shove my plunger in your shitter
Are you dead
Cause i wanna shove dick inside of you
Are you a child, because i want to shove my dick in you
Are you a _______(Random Object), because i want to shove my dick in you
Here is one
R u the main character in doom cause I want you to shove your shotgun in my mouth and fire
Hey baby, are you an old computer?
Because I want shove my 3.5" floppy into you ; )
Are you a flower
Because id shove you down my mouth and watch spider man and elsa
Damn girl, are you an egg?
Cause I wanna shove you up my ass
Wanna play Tic-Tac-Toe?, I'll shove a tic tac up your pussy and try to give you 3 O's in a row.
I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your butthole 2nite.
Was your father a meat-burgler? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants
Are you here for the fencing lesson, because I'm about to shove it in
I’m gonna take u to pleasant park and shove my shifty shaft inside your dusty depot.