Top 34 Shove Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Shove conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Shove pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.
Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
Hey girl, are you a toaster?

Because I want to shove 3 frozen waffles into you.
Hey Gorgeous, I'd like to go to your Sacred Grove and shove my Master Sword into your pedestal tonight.
How bout you let me shove my carry-on in your overhead compartment?
If you were a book,

I'd shove more than just my nose in you.

Working short shove pickup lines to impress a girl

Are you a socket?

Because I want to shove my bit in you

Want to see how I do a shove-it step by step?

Can I shove my stim pack into your marine?

Babe are you a pencil sharpener? Because I want to shove and turn my wood in your hole.

Hey girl, are you a toaster? Because I want to shove French bread into you.

I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your butthole 2nite.

Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

shove Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you a mechanical pencil because I want to shove my .02 mm piece of lead in you

Are you a vending machine?

Becouse i wanna shove my hand up you.

Babe, I will shove my cucumber into your pickling jar any night.

Sugar cubes won't be the only I shove down your throat tonight.

You be the tree i be the squirl

So let me shove my nuts in ya

Hey girl, are you a microwave?

Cause I wanna shove my *** in you!

Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine

shove Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Can I hug you and shove my hands in your hoodie's front pocket

Please

Are you a toaster?

Are you a toaster? Cause I’ll love to butter my bread then shove it it, I can even make you a toaster strudel

Are you German?

Because im gonna shove a shotgun up your trench

Was your father a meat-burglar? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants

Hey girl are you an electrical outlet?
Because I wanna shove a fork inside of you

Hey baby, are you an old computer?

Because I want shove my 3.5" floppy into you ; )

Here is one

R u the main character in doom cause I want you to shove your shotgun in my mouth and fire

Are you a flower

Because id shove you down my mouth and watch spider man and elsa

Hey, are you a computer,

Cuz I want to shove my ram stick in you

Was your father a meat-burgler? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants

Are you here for the fencing lesson, because I'm about to shove it in

I’m gonna take u to pleasant park and shove my shifty shaft inside your dusty depot.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Shove phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Shove lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.