Top 34 Shove Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shove pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Shove tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.
Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
Hey girl, are you a toaster?

Because I want to shove 3 frozen waffles into you.
Hey Gorgeous, I'd like to go to your Sacred Grove and shove my Master Sword into your pedestal tonight.
How bout you let me shove my carry-on in your overhead compartment?
If you were a book,

I'd shove more than just my nose in you.
Are you a socket?

Because I want to shove my bit in you
Want to see how I do a shove-it step by step?
Can I shove my stim pack into your marine?
Babe are you a pencil sharpener? Because I want to shove and turn my wood in your hole.

Working shove pickup lines

Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wanna shove a bunch of you in my mouth.

Hey girl, are you a toaster? Because I want to shove French bread into you.

I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your butthole 2nite.

Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

Are you a vending machine?

Becouse i wanna shove my hand up you.

Babe, I will shove my cucumber into your pickling jar any night.

Sugar cubes won't be the only I shove down your throat tonight.

You be the tree i be the squirl

So let me shove my nuts in ya

Hey girl, are you a microwave?

Cause I wanna shove my testicles in you!

Are you bacon?

Cus I'd love to roll you up, shove my sausage in you and be sweaty pigs in a blanket together.

Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine

Can I hug you and shove my hands in your hoodie's front pocket

Please

Are you German?

Because im gonna shove a shotgun up your trench

Was your father a meat-burglar? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants

Hey girl are you an electrical outlet?

Because I wanna shove a fork inside of you

Hey, are you a computer,

Cuz I want to shove my ram stick in you

Hey baby, are you an old computer?

Because I want shove my 3.5" floppy into you ; )

Are you a flower

Because id shove you down my mouth and watch spider man and elsa

Here is one

R u the main character in doom cause I want you to shove your shotgun in my mouth and fire

Was your father a meat-burgler? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants

Are you here for the fencing lesson, because I'm about to shove it in

I’m gonna take u to pleasant park and shove my shifty shaft inside your dusty depot.