Top 31 Shove Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shove pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.

2. Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!

3. Hey girl, are you a toaster?

   Because I want to shove 3 frozen waffles into you.

4. Hey Gorgeous, I'd like to go to your Sacred Grove and shove my Master Sword into your pedestal tonight.

5. How bout you let me shove my carry-on in your overhead compartment?

6. If you were a book,

   I'd shove more than just my nose in you.

7. Are you a socket?

   Because I want to shove my bit in you

8. Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

9. Are you a vending machine?

   Becouse i wanna shove my hand up you.

10. Sugar cubes won't be the only I shove down your throat tonight.

Funny shove pickup lines

Hey girl, are you a microwave?
Cause I wanna shove my testicles in you!

Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine

Can I hug you and shove my hands in your hoodie's front pocket

Please

Are you a toaster?

Are you a toaster? Cause I’ll love to butter my bread then shove it it, I can even make you a toaster strudel

Was your father a meat-burglar? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants

Hey girl are you an electrical outlet?
Because I wanna shove a fork inside of you

Are you a vampire?

Because I want to shove my wooden stake in you and murder that pussy

Folk dancing

Are you a folk dancer? Cause the way you clog makes me want to shove my plunger in your shitter

Here is one

R u the main character in doom cause I want you to shove your shotgun in my mouth and fire

Are you a flower

Because id shove you down my mouth and watch spider man and elsa

Damn girl, are you an egg?

Cause I wanna shove you up my ass

Hey, are you a computer,

Cuz I want to shove my ram stick in you

Are you a child, because i want to shove my dick in you

Are you a _______(Random Object), because i want to shove my dick in you

Hey baby, are you an old computer?

Because I want shove my 3.5" floppy into you ; )

I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your butthole 2nite.

I’m gonna take u to pleasant park and shove my shifty shaft inside your dusty depot.

Wanna play Tic-Tac-Toe?, I'll shove a tic tac up your pussy and try to give you 3 O's in a row.

Was your father a meat-burgler? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants

Are you here for the fencing lesson, because I'm about to shove it in