Top 27 Shove Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shove pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Shove conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.

2. Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!

3. Hey girl, are you a toaster?

   Because I want to shove 3 frozen waffles into you.

4. Hey Gorgeous, I'd like to go to your Sacred Grove and shove my Master Sword into your pedestal tonight.

5. How bout you let me shove my carry-on in your overhead compartment?

6. If you were a book,

   I'd shove more than just my nose in you.

7. Are you a socket?

   Because I want to shove my bit in you

8. Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

9. Are you a mechanical pencil because I want to shove my .02 mm piece of lead in you

10. Are you a vending machine?

    Becouse i wanna shove my hand up you.

Funny shove pickup lines

Sugar cubes won't be the only I shove down your throat tonight.

You be the tree i be the squirl

So let me shove my nuts in ya

Hey girl, are you a microwave?

Cause I wanna shove my testicles in you!

Are you bacon?

Cus I'd love to roll you up, shove my sausage in you and be sweaty pigs in a blanket together.

Can I hug you and shove my hands in your hoodie's front pocket

Please

Are you a toaster?
Are you a toaster? Cause I’ll love to butter my bread then shove it it, I can even make you a toaster strudel

Are you German?

Because im gonna shove a shotgun up your trench

Was your father a meat-burglar? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants

Hey girl are you an electrical outlet?

Because I wanna shove a fork inside of you

Here is one

R u the main character in doom cause I want you to shove your shotgun in my mouth and fire

Hey baby, are you an old computer?

Because I want shove my 3.5" floppy into you ; )

Are you a flower

Because id shove you down my mouth and watch spider man and elsa

I’m gonna take u to pleasant park and shove my shifty shaft inside your dusty depot.

Was your father a meat-burgler? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants

Are you here for the fencing lesson, because I'm about to shove it in