The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Pencil Pick Up lines

Do you like drawing or do you have an artist loved one? Use these pencil pick up lines to help you flirt with them. These funny and cheesy pencil pick up lines will help you flirt with that cute girl or guy. She will appreciate your artistic side with these witty exchanges.

  1. Hey girl are you a mechanical pencil?

    Cuz I wanna stick my 0.7mm in you

  2. Are you a broken pencil?

    Because life without you is pointless <3

  3. (To use on boys) Are u a pencil?

    Coz u should definitely let me sharpen ya ;)

  4. Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  5. Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.

  6. Girl, I got 3 pencils...

    And you is sharper than all of em.

  7. I wanna take out my pencil and stick it in your pencil case.

  8. Girl, you got pencil? Because everything in my life lead me to you.

  9. Girl you a mechanical pencil? Because I want to take you apart and put you back together in my life.

  10. Do u have a pencil I can borrow? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future.


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Working pencil pickup lines

Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.

Do you have a mechanical pencil? Because I got the lead that will fit just right.

All these pencils but you still think i'm pointless. You're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and thrust you inside out till my wood break.

Babe are you a pencil sharpener? Because I want to shove and turn my wood in your hole.

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Can I borrow a pencil? Because I want to push my tip inside up and down.

Are you a standardized test? Because I got the pencil to fill your bubble in.

Damn girl, are you .2 mm pencil lead? Because you are fine!

Are you a pencil? cause you are an apsara

Girl are you a sharpener, because you making me hard.

You a pencil? Because you were made to be mine.

Babe, are you a mechanical pencil? The big question is will you take my lead from the front or back?

Girl, are you a pencil? Because I would pen-itrate you any time.

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If you were a pencil, I wouldn't be able to use you. Because you're no number 2, you're my number 1!

Babe, I got a pencil and I am ready to rewrite our future together.

Baby, you got a broken pencil? Mine will work just fine.

Are you a mechanical pencil because I want to shove my .02 mm piece of lead in you

Damn girl, are you a mechanical pencil? Because you’re finer than .7mm lead.

Are u a pencil? Because you should definitely let me sharpen ya.

Are you a mechanical pencil?

Cuz i’ll never have a dull moment with you

Babe, you a pencil? Because I would totally use you for my homework.

Is this w rizz

No pen no pencil but you draw my attention

Are you a pencil sharpener?

Bc i want to stick my pencil in you

Hey girl are you a pencil sharpener

Because my pencil really needs sharpening