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Top 25 Pencil Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pencil pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl are you a mechanical pencil?

    Cuz I wanna stick my 0.7mm in you

  2. (To use on boys) Are u a pencil?

    Coz u should definitely let me sharpen ya ;)

  3. Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  4. Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

    •Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future


    •Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur?

    Cus u got a NiCE AsS

    •Are you terms and conditions ?

    Because whatever you say i ll always agree with
    you

  5. Are you a mechanical pencil?

    Cuz i’ll never have a dull moment with you

  6. Hey girl are you a pencil sharpener

    Because my pencil really needs sharpening

  7. Next year without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

  8. Do u have a pencil ️

    So I can erase your past and write our future

  9. Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

    Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

  10. Life without DI would be like a broken pencil: pointless.

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All these pencils but you still think i'm pointless
Nah, I just think you're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and thrust you inside out till my wood break.

Damn girl, are you a mechanical pencil?

Because you’re finer than .7mm lead

Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.

You wouldn't happen to have an extra pencil on you?

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Damn girl, are you .2 mm pencil lead?

Because you fine as hell

Are you a sharpener
Because I'd like to stick my pencil in you

Are you a Crayon?

Because, I am a pencil and I draw my world but i need you to color it

Do you have a pencil ?

Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Are you a pencil sharpener?

Because I wanna put my tip inside you hole.

If you were a pencil, I wouldn't be able to use you to take the SATs, because you're no number 2, you're my number 1!

Are you into role playing? I be the Apple Pencil and You be the iPad.

Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.

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Working Pencil tinder opener

Are those pencil erasers in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?