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Top 17 Pencil Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Pencil chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  2. Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

    •Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future


    •Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur?

    Cus u got a NiCE AsS

    •Are you terms and conditions ?

    Because whatever you say i ll always agree with
    you

  3. Hey girl are you a pencil sharpener

    Because my pencil really needs sharpening

  4. Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

    Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

  5. Damn girl, are you a mechanical pencil?

    Because you’re finer than .7mm lead

  6. You wouldn't happen to have an extra pencil on you?

  7. Life without you is like....

    A broken pencil...... pointless.

  8. Are you a pencil sharpener?

    Because I wanna put my tip inside you hole.

  9. Do you have a pencil ?

    Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

  10. Are you a Crayon?

    Because, I am a pencil and I draw my world but i need you to color it

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Are you a sharpener
Because I'd like to stick my pencil in you

Damn girl, are you .2 mm pencil lead?

Because you fine as hell

Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless. Just like every single time the Cincinnati Bengals are in the NFL Playoffs with Andy Dalton under center.

Are those pencil erasers in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?

Are you into role playing? I be the Apple Pencil and You be the iPad.

If you were a pencil, I wouldn't be able to use you to take the SATs, because you're no number 2, you're my number 1!