Girl, you got pencil? Because everything in my life lead me to you.

Girl you a mechanical pencil? Because I want to take you apart and put you back together in my life.

Do u have a pencil I can borrow? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future.

Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.

All these pencils but you still think i'm pointless. You're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and t**... you inside out till my wood break.

Can I borrow a pencil? Because I want to push my tip inside up and down.

Are you a standardized test? Because I got the pencil to fill your bubble in.

Damn girl, are you .2 mm pencil lead? Because you are fine!

Girl are you a sharpener, because you making me hard.

You a pencil? Because you were made to be mine.

Babe, are you a mechanical pencil? The big question is will you take my lead from the front or back?

Girl, you must be a pencil, because you really lead me on.

If you were a pencil, I wouldn't be able to use you. Because you're no number 2, you're my number 1!

Babe, I got a pencil and I am ready to rewrite our future together.

Baby, you got a broken pencil? Mine will work just fine.

Damn girl, are you a mechanical pencil? Because you’re finer than .7mm lead.

Are you a mechanical pencil because I want to shove my .02 mm piece of lead in you

Are you made of graphite? Because you've got leadin' lady written all over you.

Are you a pencil? Because you've got the write stuff and I can't resist your sharp wit.

"Are you a pencil? Because you’ve just drawn my attention in the most beautiful way."

"You're sharper than any pencil, dear, your beauty leaves me confined, an etching on my heart, forever engraved in my mind."

Are u a pencil? Because you should definitely let me sharpen ya.

"If you were a color pencil case, you'd be the most vibrant and attractive one in the bunch."

"Life without you is like a broken pencil, it's pointless and lacks all the vibrant colors."

"Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind and it's clearly a 'write' mistake!"

"Thinking about you got me like a pencil—sharp and ready to write our love story!"

Is this w rizz

No pen no pencil but you draw my attention

Babe, you a pencil? Because I would totally use you for my homework.

"Hey, are you booked this Friday or can I pencil us in for a night of laughter, shared fries and ridiculous dance moves?"

Are you a pencil? Because you've drawn me in and I can't erase you from my mind.

Are you a mechanical pencil?

Cuz i’ll never have a dull moment with you

"Are you a pencil? Because you're definitely the highlight of my day, adding color to my black and white world."

"Are you a schedule? Because I'd definitely pencil in some time to fall for you."

"If every other Friday is our day off, can I pencil you in for some fun next week?"

Are you a pencil sharpener?

Bc i want to stick my pencil in you

"Are you a pencil skirt? Because you’ve got me all drawn in!"

Did you hear about the traumatized pencil? It had to draw a new line in life, just like us.

"Are you a pencil? Because you've certainly drawn my attention, and I promise not to erase your impression from my heart."

Hey girl are you a pencil sharpener

Because my pencil really needs sharpening

"If stopping these lines means losing the chance to make you smile, then call me a broken pencil—I'm pointless without them!"

"Is your humor drawn from a magic pencil? Because your laughter colors my world in the best way!"

Haha, well I can definitely rock a pencil skirt and glasses, but my skills go way beyond office work. 😉

"Do you have any schedule conflicts this week? Because I can't seem to stop wanting to pencil you in!"

"Are you a pencil? Because you're quickly becoming the highlight of my life, I can't erase you from my thoughts."

Are you a color pencil? Because you bring vibrancy to my world with every stroke of your presence.

"Forget about pencils and papers, what you need is a date with me to make your school life interesting."

Are you a calendar? Because you've got a lot of dates, but I can pencil myself in.

"Like an artist with a pencil, I'm lost in your detail, for you're the masterpiece that makes every other pale."

"Can I borrow a pencil? I need one to sketch my dreams, which surprisingly look a lot like you."

"Are we in an exam room? Because my heart beats faster when I see your number 2 pencil."

"Are you a pencil? Because you've got that thin waist making all the other girls jealous!"

"Is your name Pencil? Because my heart can't sketch a future without penciling you in!"

"Excuse me, are you the Philippines? Because life without you, is like a broken pencil...pointless."

Did you hear about the broken pencil? It has a point, just like our complicated life puzzle.

Next year without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

"Are you a pencil? Because you add a little extra sharpness to my day!"

"Excuse me, but life without you would be like a pencil...pointless and lacking in color."

"Are you Google Calendar? Because my life is unorganized without our dates penciled in."

"Just like a perfectly organized color pencil case, you've got all the right shades to make my world colorful."

"Just like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless. But hey, together we could draw a brighter future!"

"Excuse me, but do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Absolutely! We're just penciling our story, nowhere close to writing our vows yet."

Do u have a pencil ️

So I can erase your past and write our future

"Are you a busy schedule? Because I can't help but want to pencil you into my day."

"If you were a pencil, I'd never want to erase the memories we could create together."

You must be a pencil because every time I see you, I just want to draw closer.

If I were a calendar, you'd be the highlight of my new month. Can I pencil you in?

"Hey, do you have an extra pencil? Because every time I see your smile, I can't help but lose my thoughts."

"Well, my schedule just opened up, and it's asking if it could pencil in 'making you smile' for tomorrow?"

"Can I be your pencil? You're the ruler, girl, and together we could draw a straight line to true love!"

Are you a pencil? Because I can't erase you from my mind while learning Japanese.

"My only plan tomorrow is to make you smile, may I pencil you in?"

"Do you believe in love at first sketch, or should I pencil in another meeting?"

"Are you a pencil? Because you're sharp and always leaving your mark on me."

"Could you lend me a pencil? Because I want to draw the path to your heart."

100 out of 100? I guess I'll have to bring my A-game then! Better start sharpening those pencils, teach!

Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

"Is your schedule full? Because you just penciled yourself into all my fantasies, Miss Secretary."

"Life without you feels like a broken pencil, pointless. Care to add some excitement to mine?"

Did it hurt when you fell from the pencil sharpener? Because you've got "fine point" written all over you!

"Excuse me, are you my new girlfriend? Because my love life was like a broken pencil until you... completely pointless."

"Do you have a pencil I could borrow, because I can't erase you from my mind?"

Can I be your muse? Because every stroke of my pencil yearns to capture your beauty.

"Did you use a pencil to sketch that beautiful smile, or was it naturally drawn to perfection by fate?"

"You'll ace it, I’m sure! Just remember, if you fail, that's what erasers on pencils are for."

Just like a color pencil, you add so much color and depth to my life. Mind coloring outside the lines with me?

Are you a cassette tape?

Cuz at the end of the day, I want to put my pencil in you and rewind

"Are you my pencil? Because I can't seem to draw a line where my life ends and your beauty begins."

Are you a smiggle pencil? Because you're sharp and colorful, making everything around you more beautiful.

Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase my past and start a future with you.

"Arya ready to be my everything, cause my life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our love story."

"If you were a pencil, you'd be the one I’d never want to lose in my bag."

Can I borrow a pencil? I need to write down your number as the most important memo in my office.

"Date or no date, the thought of you just brightens my day. How about we pencil in destiny instead?"

Are you a sheet of paper?

Bcs i wanna Cover you with the ink from my pencil;)

"Do you have an Apple pencil? Because you just drew me in with your smile!"

Life without DI would be like a broken pencil: pointless.

"Could I borrow a pencil? I seem to have lost mine when I got lost in your eyes."

"Do you believe in love at first write? Or should I sharpen my pencil and try again?"

"Good luck! Just remember, if the pen is mightier than the sword, your pencil must be a semi-automatic weapon of knowledge."

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

"Excuse me, could I borrow a pencil? I promise to return it along with a beautiful story we could write together."

"Are you a pencil? Because you just drew me in with that smile."

"Do you have a pencil? Because every time I look at you, I see the beautiful picture I've been dreaming to draw."

Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.

You wouldn't happen to have an extra pencil on you?

Life without you is like....

A broken pencil...... pointless.

Are you a Crayon?

Because, I am a pencil and I draw my world but i need you to color it

Do you have a pencil ?

Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Are you a pencil sharpener?

Because I wanna put my tip inside you hole.

Are you a sharpener

Because I'd like to stick my pencil in you

If you were a pencil, I wouldn't be able to use you to take the SATs, because you're no number 2, you're my number 1!

Are you into role playing? I be the Apple Pencil and You be the iPad.

Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless. Just like every single time the Cincinnati Bengals are in the NFL Playoffs with Andy Dalton under center.

Are those pencil erasers in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?