Top 50 Paint Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Paint pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Paint tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Roses are red, violets are blue
DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.
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Hey are you an abstract painting?
Cause I could finish you in three strokes.
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Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?
Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed
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Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
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Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can't tell where those legs end.
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Want me to paint you naked?
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I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!
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I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
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Are you a painting?
Because I want to nail you against the wall
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You are the world to me, you are the LCP (Largest Contentful Paint) of the club.
Working paint pickup lines
How about we go paint the town dead?
Hey girl, are you a painting?
Because I wanna nail you in my house.
Damn girl are you a portrait
Cuz I could paint you all day
Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...
Hey you an artist?
Because I can get paint all over you and we can still have a good time ;)
Are you a painting
Ey girl are u a painting bc i wanna pin u on the wall
You're like a beautiful painting...
I'd love to have you pinned against a wall
Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?
Girl are you a painting?
Cuz I wanna nail you on the wall behind your bed ;)
Do you like abstract expressionism paintings?
Because I’m about to turn your stomach into a Jackson Pollock
Are you a painting?
Cuz i’d pin you to my bedroom wall
I was just painting my future...
What clothes should I paint you in?
- Day 212
Are you a painting
Bc i want to stare at you 24/7
Hey do you like Guacamole?
Cuz im gonna paint your kiss green and spank you like a disobedient avocado
I don't get it?
I want to douse you in green paint and smack you like a disobedient avocado?
Do you wanna be a painting
..Coz I'm an artist and would love to work on you. xD
Hey girl are you a can of spray paint?
Because I wanna splatter your insides all over the wall.
For artist enthusiasts
If you were a painting you’d be a masterpiece
Hey girl do you like art?
Because I want to paint a masterpiece on your face.
Are you a painting?
Because I don't understand you
Are you interested in Scandinavian interior design?
Because I’d love to paint your face white.
If you were a painting
I'd hold you up against the wall and nail you to it
Girl are you a paint brush?
Cause I wanna fine stroke you
