Top 44 Paint Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Paint pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Roses are red, violets are blue
DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.
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Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?
Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed
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Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
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Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can't tell where those legs end.
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Want me to paint you naked?
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I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!
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I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
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How about we go paint the town dead?
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Hey girl, are you a painting?
Because I wanna nail you in my house.
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Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...
Funny paint pickup lines
Yeah, with your bloodHey baby wanna paint the whole town red? Yeah, with your blood
Are you a painting
Ey girl are u a painting bc i wanna pin u on the wall
Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?
Girl are you a painting?
Cuz I wanna nail you on the wall behind your bed ;)
I was just painting my future...
What clothes should I paint you in?
- Day 212
Damn girl, are you a painting?
Cuz I want to hang you from a wall.
Are you a painting
Bc i want to stare at you 24/7
Hey do you like Guacamole?
Cuz im gonna paint your ass green and spank you like a disobedient avocado
I don't get it?
I want to douse you in green paint and smack you like a disobedient avocado?
Do you wanna be a painting
..Coz I'm an artist and would love to work on you. xD
Hey girl are you a can of spray paint?
Because I wanna splatter your insides all over the wall.
For artist enthusiasts
If you were a painting you’d be a masterpiece
Are you a painting?
Because I don't understand you
Do you like paintings?
Bcause i don't put the D in raw. I use protection. Shit's wild out here.
If you were a painting
I'd hold you up against the wall and nail you to it
Girl are you a paint brush?
Cause I wanna fine stroke you
Are you interested in Scandinavian interior design?
Because I’d love to paint your face white.
Here's a complex one
1. Paint small chair on face
2. Go to party
3. Find person
4.Walk up to them
5.say "hey seems like you're looking for a place to sit how about here (point to painted on chair)
Yes you're the cutest boo...
DaVinci painted the Mona Lisa cause he didn't have you
- Day 49
Is that a paint brush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
See that painting? I'd buy it for you if I had a million dollars.
Your pretty face sure would make a beautiful painting.
Paint on your shield "Smile if you want to sleep with me" and watch the wenches try to keep straight faces.