Top 12 Patch Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Patch pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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You must be made of sour patch kids.
Because I could eat you until my tongue is raw.
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Hey, patch notes came in.
You make my dick’s hit box larger
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You're gonna need another eye patch if you expect me to have sex completely naked.
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Are you a patch?
Because you give me a bigger hitbox.
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Hey baby the patch notes for black ops just came in
My dick has a bigger hit box now
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Did you read the new patch notes?
You give my dick a bigger hitbox
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The patch notes just came in...:
You give my dick a bigger hit box
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Are you a patch update?
Cuz you make my hitbox bigger.
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Hey girl, patch notes just came in
Looks like you’re giving my dick a bigger hitbox
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Can I wear your patch ?
Funny patch pickup lines
Are you the patch notes? Because I can't get enough of you
Just because one eye is patched doesn't mean I don't see how beautiful you are.