Top 15 Update Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Update pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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My love for you is like a Windows update
It goes on forever and ever
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I beat the game
I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"
She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"
Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update? -
Girl, you so beautifully complex that they finally updated IE so they could properly display you.
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Hey babe, are you a software update?
Because I’m busy right now, but let’s do it tonight.
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Are you a software update?
Whenever i see you, I'm like 'not now'.
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Are you a windows update?
Cause i’ll see you later
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Roses are red, violets are blue
You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you
Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes
Update: “That was a good one” :/ -
Are you the new cave update
Cuz I want you now
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Girl, I need to know what Bayesian update you just performed
Because that is one fine looking posterior.
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Hey girl, a night with me is like a windows update
It’s unexpected and feels like forever
Funny update pickup lines
Are you windows update
Cause not now
TMA by Julien (the latest update)
I give it for 15$ Dm me if you're interested.
Are you a patch update?
Cuz you make my hitbox bigger.
Download link to (Transformation Mastery academy) update until now
Pm me only 10$ .
