Top 17 Update Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Update pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Update tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. My love for you is like a Windows update

   It goes on forever and ever

2. You have amazing features..

   Can i be in the next update?

3. I beat the game

   I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"
   
   She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"
   
   Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?

4. Girl, you so beautifully complex that they finally updated IE so they could properly display you.

5. Hey babe, are you a software update?

   Because I’m busy right now, but let’s do it tonight.

6. Are you a software update?

   Whenever i see you, I'm like 'not now'.

7. Are you a windows update?

   Cause i’ll see you later

8. Are you the next Google Update? Because I hear you will be coming soon.

9. Roses are red, violets are blue

   You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you
   
   Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes
   
   Update: “That was a good one” :/

10. Are you the new cave update

    Cuz I want you now

Working update pickup lines

Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.