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Top 16 Update Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Update pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Update conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. My love for you is like a Windows update

    It goes on forever and ever

  2. You have amazing features..

    Can i be in the next update?

  3. I beat the game

    I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

    She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

    Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?

  4. Girl, you so beautifully complex that they finally updated IE so they could properly display you.

  5. Hey babe, are you a software update?

    Because I’m busy right now, but let’s do it tonight.

  6. Are you a software update?

    Whenever i see you, I'm like 'not now'.

  7. Are you a windows update?

    Cause i’ll see you later

  8. Roses are red, violets are blue

    You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you

    Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes

    Update: “That was a good one” :/

  9. Are you the new cave update

    Cuz I want you now

  10. Girl, I need to know what Bayesian update you just performed

    Because that is one fine looking posterior.

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Are you a patch update?
Cuz you make my hitbox bigger.

TMA by Julien (the latest update)

I give it for 15$ Dm me if you're interested.

Download link to (Transformation Mastery academy) update until now

Pm me only 10$ .

Hey girl, a night with me is like a windows update

It’s unexpected and feels like forever

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This is a funny Update pickup line!

Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.