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Top 13 Update Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Update pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. My love for you is like a Windows update

    It goes on forever and ever

  2. Girl, you so beautifully complex that they finally updated IE so they could properly display you.

  3. Are you a software update?

    Whenever i see you, I'm like 'not now'.

  4. Roses are red, violets are blue

    You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you

    Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes

    Update: “That was a good one” :/

  5. Are you the new cave update

    Cuz I want you now

  6. Going to slide in this cuties DMs with this one

    “Hey cutie, is your last name suicide? Cause I think about you every day”

    -Now hear me outttttt, I need to know she has dark humor to see if we compatible lol. I’ll keep you all updated on the results...

  7. Girl, I need to know what Bayesian update you just performed

    Because that is one fine looking posterior.

  8. Are you a patch update?

    Cuz you make my hitbox bigger.

  9. Download link to (Transformation Mastery academy) update until now

    Pm me only 10$ .

  10. TMA by Julien (the latest update)

    I give it for 15$ Dm me if you're interested.

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What is a Update pickup line?

Funny update pickup lines

Are you windows update
Cause not now

Hey girl, a night with me is like a windows update

It’s unexpected and feels like forever

Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.