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Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Replace pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I couldn't forget you, even if someone replaced my brain ...

    ... because you live in my heart.

  2. I’m an emotionless bastard who served as a replacement for an emo bastard.

  3. So you wanna help me with algebra? Help me to replace my x with u.

  4. Just gotta new hip replacement. How's about you and me take it for spin?

  5. They should just replace my bat signal with a picture of you. I'd get there even faster.

  6. I'm good at algebra.

    I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

  7. Are you good with algebra?

    Because I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y.

  8. I've heard you're good at algebra

    Could you replace my X without asking Y?

  9. Hey I need your help...

    Are you good at algebra? Cause I factored out my x and want to replace it with u

  10. Hey, I heard you were good at algebra......

    So can you replace my X without asking Y?

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As soon as I get my hip replacement, I'm going to hump you.

Dang, girl, are you my Spotify playlist?

‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.

(could be replaced with anything you like to listen to)

Dude why did you just take my lungs? WTF

I guess you could say that you took my breath away... but when I went to the operating room to have them replaced, they did surgery on my heart too. Wonder why? I think you stole that too.

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Can you help me with my algebra?

I need you to replace my X but don’t ask Y

Hey marshmallow, I lost my cuddle pillow...
Join me in bed and replace it, you'll get mike ock to swallo

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Kinkey but replace the 'kin' with 'mon'

Klingons killed the last captain of my heart, and I am looking for a suitable replacement.

Sir Donald Munger: "Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?"
James Bond: "Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it."

My cataclytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

I hear you're good at algebra. Can you replace my x without asking y?

Did someone replace the Splenda with cement? Cuz I just got really hard.

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Hi, I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?