I'm good at algebra.

I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

I heard you're good at maths

Would you consider replacing my X, without asking Y?

Hey do you like algebraic functions? If so...

Can you replace my X without asking Y?

Hey are you good at algebra?

Cause I want you to replace my X without asking Y

Since the queen passed away, are you tryna replace her?

I’m an emotionless b**... who served as a replacement for an emo b**....

"Just like your drumsticks, Jen, you've struck a chord within me that no other melody can replace."

"Just like a devil, you've stolen my peace, only to replace it with delightful dreams."

"Don't cry, sweetheart. Your smile is way too beautiful to ever be replaced by tears."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my confidence disappears and gets replaced by a smile!"

Oh no, that's such a bummer! But hey, if you type as sweetly as you chat, any keyboard would be lucky to have you! 😉

I will take your heart - to replace the one you took from me!

"Did we meet on the seashore during a storm? Because I remember my fear of thunder being replaced by the thrill of your smile."

"Your picture could replace the Mona Lisa, it's so stunning. Can I get one to marvel at every night?"

"You're my muse of beauty and grace, your sexy charm, no one can replace."

"Alright, let's stop this chatter and let me replace it with a dialogue that matters, can we talk?"

"Is your lipstick from the 'erase all evidence of bad decisions' collection? Because I need that in my life."

"Your snap pics could replace my sweetest dreams, ever thought about making my night even more enchanting?"

"In your youthfulness and grace, I see perfection in every trace, a vision no one can replace."

Oh no, that's a disaster! Good thing you type so well, even with a damaged keyboard. I'd love to see your fast fingers in action sometime.

In the moon's embrace, you're a vision of grace - a beauty that my heart can't replace.

Hey I need your help...

Are you good at algebra? Cause I factored out my x and want to replace it with u

"Hoverboards might have replaced carpets, Jasmine, but they can't replace the enchantment you bring, Aladdin."

"Can I be your smile? Because I want to replace the sorrow in your eyes with passion tonight."

Have you researched Replaceable Parts? 'Cause YOUR whole is more than the sum of its parts.

Are you ears? Because you are totally ear-replaceable.

I hope you didn't lose any important keys! Maybe this is a sign for a fresh start. New keyboard, new possibilities. 😉

"Are you Cinderella? Because I see that dress disappearing by midnight, replaced by my comfy, oversized hoodie."

"Believe me, your smile is my favorite masterpiece, so why let a frown replace such an exquisite work of art?"

Sounds like a good excuse for an upgrade! Maybe the new keyboard will inspire some even more amazing conversations with me.

"That's perfectly fine! We could always replace golf with mini-golf, or bowling with a cozy movie night. Sound good?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you owe me a replacement. You've unknowingly stolen my heart."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at my new girlfriend, I see you replacing her."

"Tell me to shut up, then? Your voice is the only sound I'd want to replace the silence with."

"Can I be your aspirin? Because I would take away all your headache and replace it with sweet pleasure."

"Your talent for teasing is unparalleled; it's like you've stolen my peace and replaced it with the sweetest chaos."

"How about we replace this keyboard with a coffee table? I promise the conversation will be much more delightful."

Sounds like you need a waterproof keyboard! I'm sure your fingers dance on those keys flawlessly, even with a little mishap.

Maybe it was just your keyboard's way of telling you it's time for an upgrade! Your typing skills are too amazing for a regular one anyway.

"In the garden of grace, no flower can replace, the beautiful smile on your face, that lights up any place."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, all the other lipsticks disappear!"

Are you a good girl? Because you stole my heart and replaced it with acts of kindness.

Sounds like a clumsy situation! But hey, if it leads to more chats with you, maybe it was worth it. 😄

Oh no! I hope the spill didn't cause too much damage. You deserve a keyboard as smooth and sleek as your charm.

60=6*X

1. "10"
2. "nice, I was really hoping you'd replace my ex"

"Your smile is too beautiful to ever be replaced by tears; can I be the reason it never fades away?"

"Though mustard smeared, your charm's not replaced, amidst every lump, an allure laced."

Oh no! Sounds like a sticky situation. Well, if you need any help typing, I'm here for you! 😉

"Is your heart filled with sorrow? Let me be the reason to replace it with joy and laughter."

Sounds like you need a helping hand... or maybe just someone to distract you while you shop for that replacement keyboard 😉

Hey, do you still sleep with a teddybear?

If yes, than can i replace him?

Are you a blue bottle? Because once I see you, my fear of jellyfish will be replaced with love!

"How about we start a new trend: lip balm flavored like pizza? Because who wouldn't want a slice of that? 🍕😄"

"Without hearts in existence, could your smile replace it as the rhythm of my life?"

I have a doubt. Are you from Amazon?

Coz they have replacements but there's none for you️

Yeah you’re fine…

But you can replace the ‘F’ with ‘M’

"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for, and I definitely want to explore more."

"Guess I'll have to type faster to keep up with you before that new keyboard arrives. Your speed is impressive 😉"

"I think your keyboard just couldn't handle the heat of our conversation. I promise to type softly... for now 😏"

"If I were a mechanic, I'd fix your heart because some things are just too precious to replace."

"My headache disappeared the moment you walked in, but it's been replaced by an irresistible attraction to you."

"You know, studying with you in video calls has replaced my dreams, but I wouldn't mind watching you sleep."

"Are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, replaced by your charming laughter."

"You must be sore from being this gorgeous, let me take the pain away and replace it with pleasure."

"Your cute countenance, too sweet to replace, in life's entire race, it takes the ace."

Don't worry, accidents happen! You're still typing like a pro though. And your dedication to chatting is impressive!

"Like chocolate melting in the sun's embrace, your sweetness fills my world, a delight I can't replace."

"Aww, that's adorable! If your lips are as soft as your words, I'd say that's a solid trade. What's your secret? 💋"

"Like black beans to rice, we blend with timeless grace, your beauty is a feast, that no dish can replace."

"Why are you crying, sweetheart? Your smile is too precious to be replaced with tears."

Are you a class president, because you make my heart race? Your charisma and charm I can't replace.

"Hey girl, are you sorrow? Because I'd like to take you away and replace you with laughter."

"I can't promise to replace sleep, but can offer sweet dreams with a conversation full of enchanted whispers."

Oh no! I hope your new keyboard arrives soon! If it's half as efficient as you, it'll be top-notch.

Oh no, that sounds like a keyboard disaster! Good excuse to get a fancy new one though. You type so well, you deserve it!

"Only if I get to replace my cereal with your smile—sounds like a delicious breakfast plan, right? 😂"

As soon as I get my hip replacement, I'm going to h**... you.

"Zoey, you must be a thief because you've stolen my thoughts and replaced them with fantasies of you."

Dang, girl, are you my Spotify playlist?

‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.

(could be replaced with anything you like to listen to)

"Before you say goodbye, how about we replace it with a hello to a night bathed in starlight and full of possibilities?"

"Do you believe in love at first swipe? 'Cause your smile is the only shade I need."

"Are you a string? Because I can't seem to find a method to replace you in my heart()."

"Your love, Tyra, is the healing salve for my life's bruises; a pause in your arms replaces thousands of words."

Are u good at math?

If so can you replace my x without asking y.

"Like brocolli in a garden, you stand out with grace. Your beauty is hard to replace."

"I can’t replace your bed, but I promise my company will make you feel just as cozy."

You so fine

I had to replace the f with a m

"Feeling blue? In my world of BDSM, I'd tie your worries away and replace them with pleasure."

My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my new girlfriend so you can replace her?"

Sounds like you need a drinking buddy to keep you in check. I'll bring the backup keyboard, you bring the drinks. Deal?

"Just like the stars erase darkness, our Friday date could replace your tears with a smile."

"I'm no clown but I promise, with me, your fears will vanish replaced by a tantalizing ecstasy."

"I can’t replace the sun, but I can definitely make your bed feel like paradise."

Oh no! Well, if you need any help picking out a new keyboard, I've got you covered. By the way, your typing skills seem pretty smooth already!

You light up the night with grace, no ghost could ever replace.

"Oh, so you're saying I’m replaceable? I guess that just means I’ll have to work extra hard to keep your attention. 😉"

"Wow, that’s a sweet upgrade! I’d love to be your go-to source of hydration—just promise me you’ll keep that smile shining bright! 😊"

"You're hot when you're mad, but you're sexier when you're smiling. Let's replace this anger with passion, shall we?"

"Are you a censor? Because everytime I say 'f***', I want to replace it with 'love' for you."

Oh no, that's a shame! But hey, at least it gives you an excuse to shop for a new one. Any fun plans for the weekend?

Whoops! Maybe that was a sign from the universe to chat with me more instead. You're worth more than a keyboard!

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, all else disappears, replacing my worries with a smile."

That's a bummer! I hope you find the perfect replacement. But hey, at least your keyboard got to feel some love in the form of a drink shower!

Like a rare diamond that ages with grace, you're a timeless beauty I can't replace.

"Darling, never let a tear escape, your smile is too precious to be replaced with sadness."

"I may not be a makeup artist, but I'd love to leave my mark on your lips."

"My father taught me strength and grace,
But your smile holds a different place.
A beauty like yours, none can replace."

"Are you a concert ticket? Because you have the kind of value that can't be replaced."

"If your keyboard needs a replacement, let me be your upgrade. I promise to type out our love story."

"If I can replace your lipstick, can I also kiss those lips and leave my mark?"

"Ever played the whispering game? Let's try it, but let's replace whispers with kisses."

"Boredom doesn't suit you. Shall we replace it with an intriguing conversation over coffee?"

"Feeling down? How about we change that and replace those tears with laughter and flirty pillow fights?"

Dude why did you just take my lungs? w**...

I guess you could say that you took my breath away... but when I went to the operating room to have them replaced, they did surgery on my heart too. Wonder why? I think you stole that too.

Hey, are you priceless?

Cuz nothing can ever replace you

Kinkey but replace the 'kin' with 'mon'

Can you help me with my algebra?

I need you to replace my X but don’t ask Y

Hey marshmallow, I lost my cuddle pillow...

Join me in bed and replace it, you'll get mike ock to swallo

- Day 14

My cataclytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

Klingons killed the last captain of my heart, and I am looking for a suitable replacement.

Sir Donald Munger: "Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?"
James Bond: "Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it."

I hear you're good at algebra. Can you replace my x without asking y?

Hi, I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.

Did someone replace the Splenda with cement? Cuz I just got really hard.