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Top 50 Fill Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fill pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl are you a proton?

    Because you fill me with positive energy.

  2. Roses are red, your arse is immaculate...

    If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you with ejaculate.

  3. Are you a washing machine?

    Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load

  4. If You Came Here for a Job ...

    I have an opening you can fill …

  5. "If you were a car and I was a gas station."

    Would you let me fill you up?

  6. Hey girl are you a chipmunk?

    Because I wanna fill ur cheeks with nut

  7. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  8. Hey girl are you an LMG?

    Cause I wanna fill you with religious intent

  9. You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie

    Now all you need is some cream filling

  10. I’m a burrito

    Fill me with meat and sour cream.

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Funny fill pickup lines

Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

I’m not a dentist

But you look like a hole that needs filling.

You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

Damn girl, are you the mod of r/pickuplines?

Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments.

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If I were an integral, one could fill.

Girl I'm going to fill up your lemonade lake.

My doc gave me Serotonin boosters.

Thank you for filling my prescription.

You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.

Hey sweetie, are you a bottle..

..coz i wanna fill your life with my love.

I want to fill your open USB slot with my memory stick.

You can fill my God-shaped hole tonight, baby.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Mayer.

Mayer who? Mayer days be filled with laughter and love.

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Hey girl are you an 1800’s factory...

Cuz I wanna fill you up with kids

I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves

Time for attack. Let me insert the entry plug into your eva and fill it up with viscous fluids.

You need a dentist?

Caus you look like you could use a filling

Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

Are you the CEO of looking cute

Because I'm looking to fill the position of your boyfriend

You're so hot, i might skip a heartbeat.

Can i have your number to fill for emergency contact?

Are you a Doughnut?

Because your soft, sweet, curvy........


And pretty soon you'll be a combination of glazed and cream filled

You're the skin on fried chicken that fills this black void that is my soul.

Girl you got a nice volume of distribution...I'd really like fill up your bathtub.

Looks like you've got a hole that needs filling.