Top 35 Fail Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fail pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fail conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey girl if its up to me you will never fail a class
Because you will always get a D from me
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Hey are you a toaster?
Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven.
This hasn’t failed me once -
Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?
Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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I just ended my spotify subscription
Cuz they failed to list you as hottest single of the month
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Are you a red blood cell?
Because you never fail to deliver what my heart needs
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You must be a p > 0.05 because I fail to reject you
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Roses are red, Violets are blue...
I failed No Nut November, and that's because of you
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Roses are red , violets are blue , I failed No Nut November , All thanks to you
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I may be failing basic math
But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up
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Rose's are red, violets are blue..
I failed No Nut November thinking about you
Working fail pickup lines
For someone who never fails to chip in when asked.
You cast a spell on me baby, and I failed dat save.
Michael: Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!
Hey babe. I must have failed my Will save because you just Charmed me.
Heres another one for ya lads :p
Roses are red, i just want u to remember, ur the reason i failed no nut november
Hey are you a handgun
Because you never fail to blow my mind
I might've failed basic maths
But you being this cute doesn't add up
One that will never fail...
Hey smell this rag....(chloroform soaked rag )
Hey girl, are you my A Levels?
Cause I want to kiss you hard but I know I'll fail :/
I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam.
Why.
I cannot seem to focus because you are stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of you
Call me a plumber
Because I never fail at laying some pipe.
A day may come when the swagger of all men will fail… but it is not this day, girl.
You are so hot...
That you might be the one to make me fail no nut november
Roses are red, violets are blue
If you were a null hypothesis, I would fail to reject you
Are you google translate?
Cause you twist every thing I say.
Credit to translation fails.
Hey girl, are you No Nut November?
Because I just failed you.
Are you chocolate?
Because you’ve never failed to cheer me up.
Hello there, I must have failed my save against awestruck.
Never fails
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
I was using Google the other day, it failed. Because it did not have your number.
You have as many curves as the Biology 1A final … which I still failed.