Top 35 Fail Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Fail pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fail tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Hey girl if its up to me you will never fail a class

Because you will always get a D from me
Hey are you a toaster?

Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven.

This hasn’t failed me once
Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

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I just ended my spotify subscription

Cuz they failed to list you as hottest single of the month
Are you a red blood cell?

Because you never fail to deliver what my heart needs
You must be a p > 0.05 because I fail to reject you

Working short fail pickup lines to impress a girl

Roses are red, Violets are blue...

I failed No Nut November, and that's because of you

Roses are red , violets are blue , I failed No Nut November , All thanks to you

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

Rose's are red, violets are blue..

I failed No Nut November thinking about you

You cast a spell on me baby, and I failed dat save.

Michael: Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!

Hey babe. I must have failed my Will save because you just Charmed me.

fail Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey baby! If all else fails, skateboard it out.

Heres another one for ya lads :p

Roses are red, i just want u to remember, ur the reason i failed no nut november

Hey are you a handgun
Because you never fail to blow my mind

I might've failed basic maths

But you being this cute doesn't add up

One that will never fail...

Hey smell this rag....(chloroform soaked rag )

Hey girl, are you my A Levels?

Cause I want to kiss you hard but I know I'll fail :/

Call me a plumber

Because I never fail at laying some pipe.

fail Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

A day may come when the swagger of all men will fail… but it is not this day, girl.

This will never fail

Are you suicide because you’ve taken my life

You are so hot...

That you might be the one to make me fail no nut november

Roses are red, violets are blue

If you were a null hypothesis, I would fail to reject you

Are you google translate?
Cause you twist every thing I say.

Credit to translation fails.

Hey girl, are you No Nut November?

Because I just failed you.

Are you chocolate?

Because you’ve never failed to cheer me up.

Hello there, I must have failed my save against awestruck.

Never fails

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

I was using Google the other day, it failed. Because it did not have your number.

fail Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

You have as many curves as the Biology 1A final … which I still failed.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Fail phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.