Top 23 Fail Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fail pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl if its up to me you will never fail a class

   Because you will always get a D from me

2. Hey are you a toaster?

   Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven.
   
   
   This hasn’t failed me once

3. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

   Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

4. Roses are red, Violets are blue...

   I failed No Nut November, and that's because of you

5. I may be failing basic math

   But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

6. Rose's are red, violets are blue..

   I failed No Nut November thinking about you

7. I might've failed basic maths

   But you being this cute doesn't add up

8. Hey girl, are you my A Levels?

   Cause I want to bang you hard but I know I'll fail :/

9. Is this a good pickup line?

   I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

10. Call me a plumber

    Because I never fail at laying some pipe.

Funny fail pickup lines

A day may come when the swagger of all men will fail… but it is not this day, girl.

This will never fail

Are you suicide because you’ve taken my life

You are so hot...

That you might be the one to make me fail no nut november

Roses are red, violets are blue

If you were a null hypothesis, I would fail to reject you

Never fails

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Hello there, I must have failed my save against awestruck.

Are you chocolate?

Because you’ve never failed to cheer me up.

Are you google translate?

Cause you twist every thing I say.


Credit to translation fails.

I was using Google the other day, it failed. Because it did not have your number.

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.

You have as many curves as the Biology 1A final … which I still failed.