Top 29 Fail Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fail pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fail conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey girl if its up to me you will never fail a class

   Because you will always get a D from me

2. Hey are you a toaster?

   Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven.
   
   
   This hasn’t failed me once

3. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

   Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

4. I just ended my spotify subscription

   Cuz they failed to list you as hottest single of the month

5. Are you a red blood cell?

   Because you never fail to deliver what my heart needs

6. Roses are red, Violets are blue...

   I failed No Nut November, and that's because of you

7. Roses are red , violets are blue , I failed No Nut November , All thanks to you

8. I may be failing basic math

   But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

9. Rose's are red, violets are blue..

   I failed No Nut November thinking about you

10. Heres another one for ya lads :p

    Roses are red, i just want u to remember, ur the reason i failed no nut november

Funny fail pickup lines

I might've failed basic maths
But you being this cute doesn't add up

Hey are you a handgun

Because you never fail to blow my mind

One that will never fail...

Hey smell this rag....(chloroform soaked rag )

Hey girl, are you my A Levels?

Cause I want to kiss you hard but I know I'll fail :/

Call me a plumber

Because I never fail at laying some pipe.

A day may come when the swagger of all men will fail… but it is not this day, girl.

This will never fail

Are you suicide because you’ve taken my life

You are so hot...

That you might be the one to make me fail no nut november

Roses are red, violets are blue

If you were a null hypothesis, I would fail to reject you

Hey girl, are you No Nut November?

Because I just failed you.

Hello there, I must have failed my save against awestruck.

Never fails

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Are you chocolate?

Because you’ve never failed to cheer me up.

I was using Google the other day, it failed. Because it did not have your number.

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.

You have as many curves as the Biology 1A final … which I still failed.