Top 50 quit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Quit chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.

2. I hope you like Wolverine coz i can be quite an animal.

3. You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.

4. There’s nothing quite like having fresh pie on the table.

5. Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.

6. Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.

7. Quit lion, you sexy thing.

8. Baby, you better quit your job at the White Lotus. You're about to be deflowered.

9. Quit Stalin and give me your number.

10. In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest... for real, it’s hot! Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

Latest quit chat up lines

My Mjolnir is quite powerful, would you like me to demonstrate?

(Pirate Costume) That is quite a booty you’ve got there.

Love is hard, so is writing...

But when I think of a world with you, it becomes quite exciting

That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

You know I dont go fishing often,

But you're quite the catch!

Is your name Annette?

Because you're quite a catch.

Hey girl, are you a K-pop song?
Cuz, I don’t quite understand what you say, but I still enjoy you

I bet you have quite a nice book worm!

I'm not quite Fred Flinstone

But I'd Yabba-dabba-do-you

That’s quite a tight end you’ve got there sweetheart. Wink!

Are you my ambitions?

Because I’ll never quit on you

Might want to grab your coat darling

It’s quite cold in the boot of my car

Are you from Bombay?

*Cause you look quite the bomb, bae.*

For use in places trying to ban abortion

You might want this hanger because I'm quite the banger

Need response to his "Quit spamming me I'm talking to [girl he and I both know] rn....

So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance

I got quite a few

Let me roleplay as a computer because i want you to stick your usb inside me


are you a computer? cuz i have a ***hard drive*** i want to stick in you

are you a painting? cuz u a master piece

are you love and affection? because i want you

are you a redstone torch? cuz you turn me on

am i playing minecraft rn? cuz i wanna mine dat ass

are you a computer? cuz i wanna stare at you all night long

are you a keyboard cuz? i wanna smash all your key parts

are you a vending machine? cuz everything on you lookin like a snacc

My fingers are quite strong from typing all day.

Need a line / response to " dissent in the streets, consent in the streets"

The best i've been able to come up is something along the lines of "baby, let's start a revolution", but i don't think that quite fits. There must be a better response than that.

Can anyone help me out here?

Hey baby, are you a train?

Because I miss you quite a bit.

You’re a about a 1 / a trillion

Because nothing is quite like you

What's the best lines to deal with this type of girl?

She's from Slovakia. I don't know if saying "I'm tired" is big in that country but this girl is even making ME tired. I'd quit the convo right away if she wasn't that hot. I even joked about how she's basically tired most of the time but after that, she would still say the word "tired". How to deal with a girl who acts this way? These are actual quotes from her:


- "So big pressure and stress from every side"


- "So tired.. aah.."


- "Someone save me from this world!!"


- "yeah exactly, ah.. here is similar weather hha.. I'm usually tired too.."


- "I don't have time in the morning..and I like riding bicycle downhill so I would be really tired to go to work after that..! usually ride thru weekends or after work.. according to if I want and have energy..lot of times I'm really tired (*Her english is not perfect*)


- "Sometimes I write fast and I'm tired so I make such a typo.. lol sorry for that ><"


- "I wake up at 5am. It's normal..I need to go to work"

I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices.

It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front.

French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently.

Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian.

It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three.

English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus but I never beat around the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.

Quit Stalin' and take your clothes off.

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

Did you know that I am quite a bit like the japanese public transport system?

When I come 3 three seconds to early I will apologize profusely.