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Top 50 Close Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Close chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I want to go to the gym, so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

  2. Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

  3. You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.

  4. You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so i can warm you with my feverish body.

  5. I'll let you into my secret world and fulfill all of your Eurobondage fantasies. Close your eyes.

  6. Hey baby, is your heart wired normally open or normally closed?

  7. Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

  8. I'm a close personal friend of Superman.

  9. At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you’re so much more beautiful up close.

  10. You know, if I have someone very close, become invulnerable. Would you like to help me find out if I can transfer other powers?

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Funny close pickup lines

On a scale from 1 to "the human centipede", how close am I to that ass?

You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable.

My aura can do something invulnerable while I keep very close.

Things are going well. Let's move towards an ever close union!

Are you a gun?

Because I want to put my head up against you and close my eyes ️

I hope you have Blast Shield on because I'm getting Dangerously Close to KEMing inside of you.

Has there been an increase in population density or are you getting close to me?

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Most polls close at 7, but mine's accessible all night.

Is your name Viagra, cause I don't think they will be able to close my casket after a night with you.

My gym is closed because of the quarantine...

Can I work you out instead?

- Day 118

Did you get darker?

Because everytime I close my eyes, you’re the only thing I see.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

The Action Hero

A little backstory to this one.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

I call this, **The Action Hero**

Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

Are you a derivitive ?

Because you're pushing me pretty close to my limit

Government has everything closed, there's nothing left to do...

Mind if I instead do you?

- Day 72

I think I need to visit an eye doctor

Because every time I close my eyes all I see is you

Me: Close your eyes.

Her: Alright.
Me: What do you see?
Her: Nothing?
Me: You see my life without you.

I see heaven in your eyes

I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close, I see heaven in your eyes

I would check you out but the library closes in 15 minutes...

Are you an alien at Area 51?

Cause I want to have a close encounter with you

Are you into relief maps?

Because you can get up close and personal with my rug's topography.

Pickup line for Heather, or anything close to that

Heather, light as a feather,
Chillin on tindah,
waiting for her one and only to find her

Girl , if you were a toothpaste you would be close up

Coz you are red hot

Girl are you a microwave?

Because I wanna turn you on when I close the door.