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Top 50 Lead Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lead pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a 3-1 lead?

    Because I want to blow you.

  2. You give me nipples like lead bullets. Not silver ones.

  3. Hey girl, is your leading tone a C# because all I can see coming next is this D.

  4. I searched for "beautiful" on Google Maps

    And it lead me to you

  5. If all the world's a stage, then will yo be my lead?

  6. Your pants are like a stronghold, because inside there is a portal that leads to a place of mystery.

  7. Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

  8. I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I’ll follow.

  9. I just want to run on the trail that leads to you.

  10. How about we find out if my rainbow leads to your pot of gold?

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Hey girl, I'll let you top rope off of my lead.

Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.

Take my hand, I'll lead you to my bedroom.

Are you a Marxist? Because you’re leading the uprising in my lower class.

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This is a funny Lead pickup line!

This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82.
I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No!
Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.

Hey baby, is your leading tone c#? Because I could see this night resolving to the D.

You've got to follow that dream, wherever that dream may lead.

Girl, all the maps lead to you.

I saw this ad on my phone

It said ”Hot singles in your area” and it lead me to you

I won't mess with our leading until we are married.

Are you a lead in a musical? Because I want you so badly.

You’re a master Airbender, aren’t you? I can’t be the only one who wants to see what that arrow of yours leads to...

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Working Lead tinder opener

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Damn girl, are you a mechanical pencil?

Because you’re finer than .7mm lead

Every time I follow my heart

It leads me right to you

I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I'm being lead to Bethlehem.

(To your girlfriend)

Place your hands on her butt and say “So happy my girlfriend is a package deal with hand warmers”.

Free way to touch her butt and usually leads to more touching!

Damn girl, are you .2 mm pencil lead?

Because you fine as hell

Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why I’m falling for you

My favorite map is the one that leads to you.

How do I find the trail that leads to your heart?

I'll make your eyes roll back in ecstasy. Never say the deaf can't lead the blind.

I'd love to do a 12 lead on you