Top 50 Explode Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Explode pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a microwave

   Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

2. I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

3. Fireworks won't be the only thing exploding tonight.

4. I would like to make explode inside you, yes?

5. Lets me explode, before we both do!

6. I’m like a plasma nade. Lemme get on that and you are guaranteed to explode.

7. Is that a Roman Candle in your pocket or are your balls exploding with delight?

8. I'll be potassium and you'll be an acid.

   When I go in you, we'll explode.

9. Give me the OK and I’ll explode all over you.

10. Is that PETN making your boxers explode or are you just happy to see me?

Funny explode pickup lines

Are you Ziggs? Because you make my heart explode.

Stop lighting me up like a TNT, I'm gonna explode!

Girl if you were Chernobyl, I'd be reactor #4...

Because I want to explode inside of you.

That vial of chemicals isn't the only thing ready to explode.

Are you a balloon?

Because I want to put my nozzle in you and pump until you explode.

Come ride my star rocket and feel it explode, with the the thrust of two engines transporting my load.

Girl are you head glitching, because just your head makes me explode.

Are you Hiroshima?

Cause I want to explode inside you

Are you a creeper? Because you make my heart explode

Are you an airport?

Because I think my bombs are about to explode inside of you

Are you the twin towers?

Because I'm tryna explode inside you

Are you subcritical water?

Cause one touch and I can make you explode

Did the bank explode?

Cuz all the dimes are rolling down to the coffeeshop ;)

*Only works at coffeeshop

Hey girl, are you a bomb?

Because you make me explode when I see you

Just made this one up...

Can u be my Hiroshima, I'll explode all over u.

You would he the first to be exploded by Sheer Heart Attack

Because you are so damn hot

Are you a toilet?

Because I want to explode on you.

Girl, is your name Oppenheimer?

...because you just made me explode in my pants.

Alternatively:

...because you just made my head explode.

Thoughts?

Are you bin laden

Cause you make my tower explode

My personal favourite position is grenade

If you don’t hold me when we start I’ll explode in 5 seconds

Gurl are you the twin towers?

Cuz i wanna make you explode

Call me a Muslim

Because im about to explode... in my pants

Hey are you a High ranking Iranian General?

Cause i wana explode on your face