Top 50 Explode Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Explode pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you a microwave
Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes
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I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.
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Fireworks won't be the only thing exploding tonight.
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I would like to make explode inside you, yes?
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Lets me explode, before we both do!
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I’m like a plasma nade. Lemme get on that and you are guaranteed to explode.
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I'll be potassium and you'll be an acid.
When I go in you, we'll explode.
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Are you a fire cracker?
Because something tells me you're going to explode in my hand!
(Happy 4th) -
Give me the OK and I’ll explode all over you.
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Is that PETN making your boxers explode or are you just happy to see me?

Funny explode pickup lines
Are you Ziggs? Because you make my heart explode.
Stop lighting me up like a TNT, I'm gonna explode!
Girl if you were Chernobyl, I'd be reactor #4...
Because I want to explode inside of you.
That vial of chemicals isn't the only thing ready to explode.

Hey there, I'm Al Qaeda
I'll rate you 9/11, crash at your place and explode inside of you. And you'll never forget the time I visited.
Are you a balloon?
Because I want to put my nozzle in you and pump until you explode.
Come ride my star rocket and feel it explode, with the the thrust of two engines transporting my load.
Girl are you head glitching, because just your head makes me explode.
Are you Hiroshima?
Cause I want to explode inside you
Are you a creeper? Because you make my heart explode
Are you an airport?
Because I think my bombs are about to explode inside of you
Are you the twin towers?
Because I'm tryna explode inside you

Are you subcritical water?
Cause one touch and I can make you explode
Hey girl, are you a bomb?
Because you make me explode when I see you
Just made this one up...
Can u be my Hiroshima, I'll explode all over u.
Did the bank explode?
Cuz all the dimes are rolling down to the coffeeshop ;)
*Only works at coffeeshop
Girl, is your name Oppenheimer?
...because you just made me explode in my pants.
Alternatively:
...because you just made my head explode.
Thoughts?
Are you bin laden
Cause you make my tower explode
Are you a toilet?
Because I want to explode on you.
Gurl are you the twin towers?
Cuz i wanna make you explode
My personal favourite position is grenade
If you don’t hold me when we start I’ll explode in 5 seconds
The sparkle in your eyes is so bright
The sun must be jealous!
the sun: oof it's time for me to retire
*proceeds to explode*
Look
If you gonna be looking like that you’re gonna make my heart explode