My favorite singer is Mick Jagger. He can’t get no satisfaction, and neither can I. Want to help me change that?

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. So what if we shower togther to save water

Is the climate changing? 'Cause it just got hot up in here.

Ooo boy you look like you could change a diaper quickly...

Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my e**....

My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm, maybe we can change that?

Please excuse me while I change into something more ferocious.

Your surname sounds so bad, can i change it to mine?

Your mom told me that you stopped wetting your bed at 4yo

Bet I can change that

Girls are like solenoids, the flux only changes if you add some motion to your bar magnet.

Girl, you’re so beautiful,

If your were in a museum, climate change activists would vandalize you.

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

I'm not a father, but if you're willing, i'd like to change that!

There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

There's a heatwave burning in my heart. And for once, it definitely ain't climate change.

A night with me is so life-changing, you'll refer to it as the Revolutionary War.

Michelle Chang: Come and get it.

Babe you could change your name, start a new life. But your could never escape my shadow.

I just want you to know that having kiss with me is like voting in Canada's 2019 elections,

Cause those 30 seconds are going to change your life

Climate change is scary. At least I've got you!

Girl, are you Tartarus? Because you keep on changing your weakness.

Do you know that I am a mechanic? I wouldn't mind changing your fluids.

Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?

Josh Stone: Maybe you should consider a career change. You can be my team mate instead.

All right, so listen, ladies. There’s been a little change of plans. Something came up. You know that casino that I was telling ya’ll about? I’ve got some vouchers, to the buffet.

Need an oil change?

If you can satisfy me in five minutes, I'll change your life.

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. We should shower together to save water.

If i became a pirate,

You would be my only treasure



You can prolly word it a lil better

Edit: change in wording

Getting lucky usually means getting parking space at a busy mall, but tonight you can change that.

Are you a staged change?

Because i‘m ready to commit.

Changeling: 'You should see what else I can change the size of...'

Sick of staring at my ceiling this year

You want to be on top to change my view?

You're Unflirty? I know a little cheat that can change that 😉

Hey you’re made fine

How about we change the f to an m so you’re made mine?

Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather

Wanna commit war crimes together?

Wanna see how fast I can change into my underwear? Oh look I already did it!

Babe you got any change? Because you are a fine dime piece.

I have never been a mechanic...

But I wouldn't mind changing your fluids

"Your smile just rescued my day; how is it you turn the ordinary into something extraordinarily beautiful?"

"So, you’re single by choice? Mind if I apply to change your mind? I promise I'm worth the consideration."

"I heard your 'no', but if I could change that into a 'maybe' over a coffee, would that be fine?"

"Well, let's change that. I'll make you mine, and together we'll create our own story."

"Your words sting, sweetheart, but they can't change the fact that your beauty drives me crazy."

"Is your name El Niño? Because you've brought a climate change to my world, and now it's flooded with feelings for you."

"Just trying to keep things interesting! So, tell me, what's the most adventurous thing you've ever done?"

"Feeling bored? Let's change that and explore the exciting side of attraction, just you and me."

"If you always say 'oh', how about we change it up and you say 'oh, there he is' when I walk in?"

"Have you noticed how I've changed? Now, every time I see you, my smile grows wider."

Sounds like you're ready for a change. How about giving me a chance to show you what sets me apart from the rest?

"Your snap picture's so hot, it could spike my fever and still be the only cure I'd ever want."

"How about we change that to 'mujhe bhi koi chhupa lo', because with someone as special as you, hide and seek could never be ordinary."

"Is that red pendant a traffic signal, turning from stop to go, or just your heart screaming that you're single?"

"Just like rewriting a novel, our story can change any moment you decide."

Looking at you makes me need to change my underwear.

"Having a bad day? How about we change the narrative and make it an unforgettable night?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you shine just the way you are."

"Waiting for you feels like a sweet torment, your allure is my sweetest obsession, can we change that tonight?"

"Well, I always knew I had a knack for breaking rules. Guess it's time to change your mind about 'weaklings' like me."

"Your radiant character turns my world upside down, how about we change perspectives in my bedroom?"

"You have the power to bring out the best in me with just one smile. Care to inspire me further?"

Sweet lady, in a world of sinners, your grace shines like a king's treasure, forever enchanting.

I may not be able to change the weather, but I can definitely warm up your day with my charm.

"Darling, are you open to a redesign? Because 'Mrs.' followed by my last name suits you perfectly."

Are you the type of person that has a lot of spare change? A dime like you could be the change I need.

How about we change that? Let's plan something unexpected and exciting together. Any ideas in mind?

"If you're as good at finding songs as you are at stealing my attention, I'll never want to change the track."

Your unique spark sets you apart - stay true to who you are, it's perfect.

"Your grace and charm reign supreme, like a queen in a dream."

"I figured we could delve into something less intense. Ever tried any exotic cuisine that left a lasting impression?"

"Couldn't help but read your bio and thought, let's change that 'if' into 'because'. Here's to future homies!"

"Just thought we could chat about our favorite travel destinations - nothing like sharing experiences to get a conversation going!"

"Did you know you're the ultimate destination? Because every road on my Google Maps leads straight to your heart."

"Trying to change the subject? I get it, some mystery is intriguing. So let's talk about...your favorite travel destination, maybe?"

"Your resistance stirs me; let's reshape hate into fascination, and I promise I'll be your most unexpected surprise."

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's conquer the world of coffee dates before we navigate the realm of diaper changes!"

"Whoa, a detective in disguise? How about we shift gears and talk about something fun, like our wildest dreams?"

"I noticed your pendant turned green, is that a signal for me to go ahead and make you mine?"

"Your pendant switched colors, from fiery red to cool green; does that mean your heart is now up for a serene scene?"

"Well, how about we switch gears and talk about your perfect Sunday morning? Coffee, pancakes, or a jog in the park?"

"Even if hostility is your chosen melody, surely there's room for a harmony called friendship?"

"Your unique beauty is like a rare gem. Never change, because you're simply amazing."

"Your day may have been ordinary, but let me change that by showing you an extraordinary night full of passion and laughter."

If I am able to change my name I would name me Tira

Because Tiramisu

Sounds like it's been too long. Let me change that for you 😉 I promise it'll be worth the wait.

"Prepare to be dazzled, because every moment with me will be a testament of change worth watching."

"Just like the rain, you bring a refreshing change to my everyday monotony."

"Do you have a pit crew? Because my heart needs a quick tire change—it's spinning out of control for you!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including that adorable head tilt."

"Your gaze may be intense, but it's the alluring mystery in your eyes that keeps me striving to improve."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. You're perfect just the way you are.

"You know, we even sync like a beautiful melody. How about we change rhythms in a more personal symphony tonight?"

"Excuse me, but I think we should change that ‘never talked’ status—what’s your favorite way to spend a Saturday?"

For sure! It’s amazing how a strong bond can open doors to new experiences. What's one dream you’d chase together?

Girl, no matter how the algorithm changes, you will always be my number 1.

"Is that green pendant your traffic light to singlehood? Because I'm ready to drive into your heart."

"Though much in this world may change, your beauty stays as constant as the moon's nightly reign."

"Even if I'm inferior, my mission to make you feel superiorly special will never change, darling."

And now here I stand because of you. I'm no longer an agent of this system, because of you. I've changed. I'm unplugged. A new man, sort to speak, like you, apparently free.

"Wow, sounds like you're quite popular! Can't help but wonder if I'd be able to change that schedule of yours."

"Your grace outshines the rest, like a queen in a royal crest."

"Is it a sudden climate change, or did you just raise the temperature with your hotness?"

"Your sweetness is contagious, Sweety. Even your cat took up the name, can I be next in line?"

"Doing nothing never looked so sexy, how about we change that to doing 'nothing' together?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again... slowly, to keep up with your pace of change?"

"Feeling unmotivated? Let's change that, because every moment with you feels like reaching the stars."

"Fancy a Busch Light while we brainstorm more appealing presidential candidates than Biden?"

"You're like the moon—alone yet radiant. How about we change that and create our own constellation?"

"No pancakes? Well, we'll have to change that. And it sounds like you're already cozy. Dream of something sweet."

Girl are you an alteration wizard because you're making me change in ways I've never felt before.

"I may not have all the answers, but I do know that being with you feels right."

"Your hatred is a potent poem, but let me be the author who turns it into a refreshing tale of love."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. You'll be mine soon."

"Well, how about we explore our culinary tastes? Do you prefer exotic dishes or are you more of a comfort food fan?"

"Well, the nightmare was not meeting someone as intriguing as you sooner. But dreams change, don't they?"

"Is your name Capital? Because I'm finding it hard to balance my emotions without you, and that's no small change!"

"I couldn't help but notice your pendant switched from red hot to green envy. Is that a signal you're on the market?"

"Meeting you turned my world around; how do you change expressions, and hearts, with just a tilt of your head?"

"Is that new green pendant telling me you're as free as a leaf now? Because I'd love to fall for you."

"Your disdain is a challenge I accept, just another infinity I'm determined to alter."

"Because my heart already has your name written all over it, I just need to make it official."

"How about we share a Busch Light and talk politics, maybe we’ll find a common ground besides Biden.”

"Your route might change daily, but my path always leads to your charming smile."

"How about we change the scenery from white screens to white sandy beaches, and I rizz up our storyline?"

"How about we switch gears to something more exciting? Ever tried skydiving, or is it on your bucket list too?"

I don't ask for change anymore. Because you are the only dime I need.

"Zero Two, how about we change your status to 'One True Love', starting with dinner tonight?"

"Feeling parched? Let's change that, because I've got enough charm to quench more than just your thirst."

"Our love for Busch Light is as strong as our dislike for Biden, let's toast to better choices."

"Ever had a conversation about the coolest places you've dreamt of visiting? Let's draw our dream maps!"

Are you a shooting star? Because you shine just the way you are, lighting up my world.