ARE YOU DISHES?

Cuz I feel the need to do you...

Edit: This is my first 50+ upvotes post and first 2 awards recieved. Thanksss this made my day

Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long

Edit: forgot the word “want”

f**..., hydrogen ur my number one element!

EDIT : f**... hydrogen,

Are you a seatbelt?

Cuz I’d feel a whole lot safer if you were pressed up against me

Edit:
2: Because if I’m feeling reckless I might throw you behind me

You can call me the Titantic

As long as you let me flip you over halfway through the ride

Edit: I think this is the only good original thing I've ever come up with

If you were a Barbie, you'd be the Dreamhouse Edition. Can I be your Ken and take you on a dream date?

If i became a pirate,

You would be my only treasure



You can prolly word it a lil better

Edit: change in wording

Hey Girl are you ClickBait?

Cause there's 10 reasons why you're great and you won't believe number 5!

EDIT: Incorrect grammar.

If you were a Barbie doll, you would definitely be the limited edition one. Can I take you out of the box?

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are s**....

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

I tried to tap on your boyfriends profile

But it said “edit profile”

"Are you a Warrior Cat from Roblox? Because you've got that 'Material Girl Power' that's captured my game screen."

"If self-improvement is your journey, can I be your favorite detour along the way?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the editing software? Because you've got me re-thinking my entire layout!"

"Are you a limited edition Barbie? Because I've never seen a beauty like yours before."

"Is your name Vogue? Because just like a latest edition, I can't help but admire your style and beauty."

"Are you a limited edition Barbie? Because I've been searching for someone as unique and beautiful as you."

"Are you a photo filter? Because you just made my day ten times brighter!"

"You're so stunning, even my girlfriend thinks we make a great pair of limited edition fashion icons!"

"Oh, so you’re saying I’m the edit that got cut? Guess I'm more like a blooper reel now! 😂 What's next, my stand-up special?"

"Are you a Warrior Cat from Roblox? Because your fierce material girl power makes my Rocket League heart score."

"If I’m crafting my best self, can I get your insights? I hear you're an expert in charming transformations."

"Do you believe in self-improvement? Because I'm pretty sure you just raised my standards!"

"Are you a rare stamp? Because I've been collecting experiences and you're definitely a one-of-a-kind edition."

"Girl, are you into video editing? Because our love story could be the next big hit on the trending trackz!"

"Madison, in the book of love, you're the best edition. Your radiant smile is my heart's only mission."

"Are you a psychology textbook? Because I'm definitely interested in your multiple editions."

"You must be a limited-edition Barbie, because your beauty is rare and priceless."

"In the tale of my heart, Madison, you're the main edition, your beauty exceeds all worldly condition."

"How about we role-play a bit on Roblox, where material girls like you truly showcase their power?"

"You must be a rare edition, because every moment with you feels like discovering something truly special and irresistible."

"If you were a bike, you'd be a limited edition—stunning, powerful, and exactly what I've been searching for."

Are you a YouTuber? Because you make my heart skip more beats than my video editing software.

"Do you believe in self-improvement? Because I'm one edit away from being your favorite version!"

"Are you a limited edition? Because I'm ready to swipe my card for an exclusive item like you."

"Is your name Photoshop? Because you've edited my heart to only see you."

"You're like my best friend, but hotter. If friendship is a gift, you're definitely a luxury edition."

"Are you a Hello Kitty collector? Because our chemistry would make the purrfect limited edition."

"Are you a Photoshop tool? Because you just made my heart look ten times better!"

"Just like Rocket League, my heart's score soars every time I see your 'Material Girl Power' shine in Roblox."

You must be a limited edition plushie because you're rare, adorable, and I want to collect you.

"I’m working on my edits, but you’d be the perfect upgrade to my life’s highlight reel."

"Are you a mirror? Because every time I look at you, I see my best self reflected back."

"How about we switch from Insta filters to real life, because your beauty needs no edits."

"Just like a Baja Blast, our love could be limited edition, but unforgettable."

"I’m editing myself and realized I need a co-star—think you can help me add some fun to the script?"

"Do you believe in love at first write, or should I edit this pickup line again?"

"Forget about wine, honey, you're like a limited edition coin, increasing value at 54 and a half!"

"Wow, that's next level concert experience! Were they trying to decipher your perfume or auditioning for 'America’s Got Talent - Smelling Edition'?"

"Are you a special edition of Gujarati pottery? Because your mix of blue and brown is absolutely captivating."

"Playing Barbie and Ken, are we? But I hope you're the limited edition kind."

"Girl, you're like a limited edition Roblox avatar, rare to find and impossible to forget."

"Your traditional charm is like a rare edition in a boys love comic, irresistible and breathtakingly beautiful."

You must be a rare edition because just looking at you makes my heart skip a beat.

"I've been a rough draft until now, let me be the revised edition in the book of your heart."

"Is your lipstick limited edition? Because your smile is a color I've never seen before."

"Are you a Photoshop filter? Because you've just made my self-esteem look ten times better!"

"In the book of beauty, Madison, you're the finest edition, igniting my heart's poetic ignition."

"Are you a photo filter? Because you just made my day look way better!"

Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days

Are you a Roblox character? Because your smile is like the rarest limited edition item I've ever seen.

"Are you a toy collector? Because your beauty has me completely captivated, like a limited edition."

Your beauty is like a limited edition designer item - rare, exquisite, and worth every penny.

"Oh, really? You must have a special edition dictionary then. Mine features the word 'charming' next to my picture."

"Even in your 'homeless' look, you make my screenshots look like cover shots for Vogue's early morning edition."

"Are you a limited edition Barbie? Because I've never seen a girl as unique as you before."

"Are you a Limited Edition Barbie? Because I've been searching everywhere for a girl as perfect as you."

"Are you a photo filter? Because you've just made me look at myself way differently!"

"Are you a filter? Because you've just turned my ordinary life into a stunning masterpiece!"

"Are you a limited edition action figure? Because I've been searching for a treasure like you everywhere."

"Do you believe in self-improvement? Because I’m editing myself into someone who’s brave enough to talk to you!"

"Like a perfectly edited reel, you've got all the right cuts and transitions that leave me wanting more."

"You must be on a hot Sqtrackz, because girl, you've got all the right edits in all the right places!"

"If you were an anime, you'd definitely be the rare edition; I can't take my eyes off your unique charm!"

"Are you a limited edition Barbie? Because your beauty is one of a kind and I’m ready to unwrap you."

"As a relationship seeker, I've upgraded my Tinder version, would you be the relationship patch to my failed pickup line edition?"

"Are you a coloring book? Because I feel like I've hit the jackpot with this rare edition!"

"Uniform or not, you're the most special edition in this whole school library of life."

"If I could edit one thing in my life, it would be to write you into every chapter."

"Yo, beautiful! On December 5th, I'm offering free smiles...but act fast, they're limited edition and I only have one left!"

"Are you a limited-edition sneaker? Because everyone's looking at you, but I'm the lucky guy who found the perfect fit."

"You must be a limited edition Barbie, because there's something irresistibly unique about your beauty."

"Are you a sonnet, Nita? Because your beauty needs no edit, let's make our story poetic, with you as my romantic credit."

"Are you a self-improvement book? Because every moment with you makes me want to be the best version of myself."

"Considering our relationship upgrade, my hugs are no longer a limited edition, but a subscription service!"

My bloodsugar is so high

If you were a vampire, I'd be dessert.
EDIT: dessert

Hows this sound

I thought you were the girl of my dreams, but even in my dreams I never found someone as fine as you.

Opinions and edits appreciated

"Is that mask a designer edition? Because it's definitely enhancing your hotness, even in this cold."

"Just like a Barbie doll, you're beautifully crafted. But tell me, do you also come with a 'naughty edition' setting?"

"If I were a sim, I'd definitely upgrade to the deluxe edition just to have you in my life."

"Are you a computer? Because every time I edit myself, I keep saving the best version for you!"

"I may not play Ultimate Edition, but can I role-play as the Roblox who's passionately enchanted by your warrior spirit?"

"Like a limited-edition Lego set, your beauty is unparalleled and intricately designed to perfection."

"Are you a rare item in Roblox? Because your beauty is like a limited edition, I can't resist trading for."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, just in a pocket-sized edition."

"Are you a photo filter? Because you just made me look twice at my own edits!"

"Are you a track? Because I've been editing my life's script just to cross paths with you!"

"No dictionary could accurately define your captivating beauty, guess they'll have to create a new edition."

"You're like a sunrise, even perfect can't capture your essence. But I'm glad you think I'm good enough without editing!"

"Girl, if you were a toy, you'd be a limited edition. Beautiful, unique, and definitely worth collecting."

"If you were an edit, I’d never hit ‘undo’—you’re perfect just as you are!"

"Are you a pocket-sized edition of happiness? Because even though you're small, you fill my entire world with joy."

If you were a KitKat, you'd be the limited edition flavor - irresistibly unique and impossible to resist.

"Are you a Baja Blast? Because every time I see you, it feels like a limited edition love story unfolding."

"You must be a master toy collector, because the way you play with my heart, it feels like limited edition."

"You're gorgeous and unique as a limited edition Chanel. Can I be the lucky man to match your fashion flair?"

"If you were a car, you'd be a limited edition—so stunning that I'd want to drive you home tonight."

"Are you a limited edition Barbie? Because I've been searching for someone as unique as you my whole life."

"If every boy says he’s different, I must be the limited edition—only available for a short time!"

Today's my birthday...

I would enjoy you to be my present


Edit: I'm sorry for my awful english

"Are you a work in progress? Because I see the masterpiece unfolding right before my eyes."

Are you a limited edition item? Because I can't resist adding you to my cart.

"Are you a pocket edition? Because your charm fits perfectly into the heart's small space."

"Oh, then I better share some warmth with my bear hug emojis! 🐻🤗 But remember, they're limited edition!"

"Your smile is like the perfect edit - it makes everything else around it just fall into place."

"Are you a Photoshop filter? Because you just made my day way more vibrant!"

"Like a limited-edition Barbie, your enchanting beauty is rare and utterly captivating."

"Haha, I'm not perfect, but I'm definitely a limited edition! 😉"

"Are you a limited edition Lego set? Because your beauty is a build I'd never want to dismantle."

"No need to worry, I’m just here for comic relief! When life hands you edits, make a sitcom out of it. What’s our next episode? 😄"

Can’t believe it’s August

We got a whole month for entanglements
—Plz rate this one
Edit: it worked

Girl, you are the limited edition box that I have been searching for all my life.

"Do you believe in love at first edit, or should I redo this intro again?"

I went to your girlfriend's Instagram page

It said "edit profile"

"You're not just special, you're a limited edition. How about we explore this beautiful rarity together?"

"Are you a limited edition Barbie? Because you've got a beauty so rare, it leaves me speechless."

Are you a vietnamese girl? Cause I wanna give you my d**...

PS: Vietnamese currency is d**... (edit)

You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

So I can I check your box?


Edit
Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.

"Do you have a magic eraser? Because you've just edited out all my bad vibes!"

"Are you a rare anime collectible? Because my heart just did a limited edition release!"

"Are you a limited edition Barbie? Because you are truly a one-of-a-kind beauty I've always been searching for."