Top 22 Edit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Edit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

   But they don't allow to bring your own snacks.
   
   Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol

2. Aye girl are u a banana

   Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH
   
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   Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :)
   
   Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:)
   
   Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)

3. Wearing a mask rn

   Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you
   
   Edit : be safe people

4. Are you Australian

   Because I’d like to go down undah (*Australian Accent)
   
   PS: Should I put this on my Tinder Bio
   
   Edit: Thank you everyone for the likes and all the comments

5. Roses are red

   Roses are red, lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour
   
   
   
   
   Edit:this blew up and it was my first ever post lmfao

6. Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

7. You can call me the Titantic

   As long as you let me flip you over halfway through the ride
   
   Edit: I think this is the only good original thing I've ever come up with

8. If i became a pirate,

   You would be my only treasure
   
   
   
   You can prolly word it a lil better
   
   Edit: change in wording

9. Hey Girl are you ClickBait?

   Cause there's 10 reasons why you're great and you won't believe number 5!
   
   EDIT: Incorrect grammar.

10. Are you a murderer?

    If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
    And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.
    
    Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
    'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
    Try others as well...

Funny edit pickup lines

Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?
Edit: (typo) these days

My bloodsugar is so high

If you were a vampire, I'd be dessert.
EDIT: dessert

Hows this sound

I thought you were the girl of my dreams, but even in my dreams I never found someone as fine as you.

Opinions and edits appreciated

Damn girl, are you a fart?

Cuz you stink like shit 🥵

Edit: thanks for the silver

7.594 tits on this planet

And your right one is my favourite

Edit : Billion

Are you a vietnamese girl? Cause I wanna give you my dong
PS: Vietnamese currency is Dong (edit)

For my work I penetrate systems can I penetrate yours?

EDIT: This may be too direct, something more appropriate would be "I'm penetrating systems against malicious threats, can I check yours ?"

Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need

Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.

Want to see my rare limited edition Lego collection?

Are you a Limited Edition BOTTEGA VENETA Bag? Because our fates are intrecciato.