ARE YOU DISHES?

Cuz I feel the need to do you...

Edit: This is my first 50+ upvotes post and first 2 awards recieved. Thanksss this made my day

Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long

Edit: forgot the word “want”

f**..., hydrogen ur my number one element!

EDIT : f**... hydrogen,

Are you a seatbelt?

Cuz I’d feel a whole lot safer if you were pressed up against me

Edit:
2: Because if I’m feeling reckless I might throw you behind me

You can call me the Titantic

As long as you let me flip you over halfway through the ride

Edit: I think this is the only good original thing I've ever come up with

If you were a Barbie, you'd be the Dreamhouse Edition. Can I be your Ken and take you on a dream date?

If i became a pirate,

You would be my only treasure



You can prolly word it a lil better

Edit: change in wording

Hey Girl are you ClickBait?

Cause there's 10 reasons why you're great and you won't believe number 5!

EDIT: Incorrect grammar.

Can you kill me

Cause i want you to be the last person i see
Edit: you could say i would let you kill me if it means your the last person i see.

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are s**....

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

I tried to tap on your boyfriends profile

But it said “edit profile”

"Are you a Warrior Cat from Roblox? Because you've got that 'Material Girl Power' that's captured my game screen."

"Are you an editing software? Because every moment I spend with you feels like a well-crafted masterpiece."

"Is your name Vogue? Because just like a latest edition, I can't help but admire your style and beauty."

"Are you a limited edition Barbie? Because I've been searching for someone as unique and beautiful as you."

"You're so stunning, even my girlfriend thinks we make a great pair of limited edition fashion icons!"

"Madison, in the book of love, you're the best edition. Your radiant smile is my heart's only mission."

"Girl, are you into video editing? Because our love story could be the next big hit on the trending trackz!"

"Are you a psychology textbook? Because I'm definitely interested in your multiple editions."

"Are you a rare stamp? Because I've been collecting experiences and you're definitely a one-of-a-kind edition."

"With your teal blue hair and nice tattoos, you must be the secret artwork in a limited-edition Gucci dress."

"You must be a limited-edition Barbie, because your beauty is rare and priceless."

"In the tale of my heart, Madison, you're the main edition, your beauty exceeds all worldly condition."

"How about we role-play a bit on Roblox, where material girls like you truly showcase their power?"

"Is your name Photoshop? Because you've edited my heart to only see you."

"You're like my best friend, but hotter. If friendship is a gift, you're definitely a luxury edition."

"Are you a limited edition? Because I'm ready to swipe my card for an exclusive item like you."

"Are you a Hello Kitty collector? Because our chemistry would make the purrfect limited edition."

"How about we switch from Insta filters to real life, because your beauty needs no edits."

"Are you a special edition of Gujarati pottery? Because your mix of blue and brown is absolutely captivating."

"Playing Barbie and Ken, are we? But I hope you're the limited edition kind."

"Forget about wine, honey, you're like a limited edition coin, increasing value at 54 and a half!"

"Do you believe in love at first write, or should I edit this pickup line again?"

"Just like a Baja Blast, our love could be limited edition, but unforgettable."

"Wow, that's next level concert experience! Were they trying to decipher your perfume or auditioning for 'America’s Got Talent - Smelling Edition'?"

"I've been a rough draft until now, let me be the revised edition in the book of your heart."

"In the book of beauty, Madison, you're the finest edition, igniting my heart's poetic ignition."

"Is your lipstick limited edition? Because your smile is a color I've never seen before."

"Girl, you're like a limited edition Roblox avatar, rare to find and impossible to forget."

"Are you a toy collector? Because your beauty has me completely captivated, like a limited edition."

"Are you a typo? Because when I see your beauty, I can't help but want to make corrections in my heart."

Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days

"Even in your 'homeless' look, you make my screenshots look like cover shots for Vogue's early morning edition."

"Oh, really? You must have a special edition dictionary then. Mine features the word 'charming' next to my picture."

"Are you a Limited Edition Barbie? Because I've been searching everywhere for a girl as perfect as you."

"Are you a limited edition Barbie? Because I've never seen a girl as unique as you before."

"As a relationship seeker, I've upgraded my Tinder version, would you be the relationship patch to my failed pickup line edition?"

"Are you a limited edition action figure? Because I've been searching for a treasure like you everywhere."

"Like a perfectly edited reel, you've got all the right cuts and transitions that leave me wanting more."

"You must be on a hot Sqtrackz, because girl, you've got all the right edits in all the right places!"

"Yo, beautiful! On December 5th, I'm offering free smiles...but act fast, they're limited edition and I only have one left!"

"You must be a limited edition Barbie, because there's something irresistibly unique about your beauty."

"Are you a sonnet, Nita? Because your beauty needs no edit, let's make our story poetic, with you as my romantic credit."

"Are you a limited-edition sneaker? Because everyone's looking at you, but I'm the lucky guy who found the perfect fit."

"Are we playing Warrior Cats or Rocket League? Because with your material girl power, you've already conquered my world."

Hows this sound

I thought you were the girl of my dreams, but even in my dreams I never found someone as fine as you.

Opinions and edits appreciated

"Are you a limited edition Barbie? Because I've been searching everywhere for a beauty like you."

"Is that mask a designer edition? Because it's definitely enhancing your hotness, even in this cold."

My bloodsugar is so high

If you were a vampire, I'd be dessert.
EDIT: dessert

"Considering our relationship upgrade, my hugs are no longer a limited edition, but a subscription service!"

"Just like a Barbie doll, you're beautifully crafted. But tell me, do you also come with a 'naughty edition' setting?"

"I may not play Ultimate Edition, but can I role-play as the Roblox who's passionately enchanted by your warrior spirit?"

Are you a goldfish

Cause you're the snack that smiles back.

Edit:
Grammar

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, just in a pocket-sized edition."

"Are you a track? Because I've been editing my life's script just to cross paths with you!"

"Girl, if you were a toy, you'd be a limited edition. Beautiful, unique, and definitely worth collecting."

"Are you a rare item in Roblox? Because your beauty is like a limited edition, I can't resist trading for."