Top 36 Edit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Edit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Edit conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

   But they don't allow to bring your own snacks.
   
   Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol

2. Wearing a mask rn

   Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you
   
   Edit : be safe people

3. I'm jealous of your heart..

   Because it's pumping inside of you ;)
   
   
   Edit: Sorry if this seems like a repost I never saw this pickup line on this sub I'm very sorry

4. Can I sing my ABC's to you?

   I give you an A, because you're Awesome.
   A B, because you're Beautiful.
   A C, because you're Confident.
   And I'll give you a D, because you deserve it.
   
   Edit: Fixed a typo.

5. Are you a minecraft fence?

   Because I can't get over you
   
   
   EDIT: THANK YOU ALL FOR THE AWARDS, YOU ARE ALL AMAZING.

6. Hey girl are you a ketchup bottle?

   Because i wanna flip you over and spank you from behind until you squirt
   
   edit: this isn't original btw, so no credit goes to me

7. ARE YOU DISHES?

   Cuz I feel the need to do you...
   
   Edit: This is my first 50+ upvotes post and first 2 awards recieved. Thanksss this made my day

8. Hey guys, I need some good ones

   So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy
   
   edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

9. Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

   I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long
   
   Edit: forgot the word “want”

10. Fuck, hydrogen ur my number one element!

    EDIT : Fuck hydrogen,

Funny edit pickup lines

Are you a seatbelt?
Cuz I’d feel a whole lot safer if you were pressed up against me

Edit:
2: Because if I’m feeling reckless I might throw you behind me

Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

You can call me the Titantic

As long as you let me flip you over halfway through the ride

Edit: I think this is the only good original thing I've ever come up with

Hey, are you the impostor?

Because you're the only one that stands out to me :)

Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold!

Hey Girl are you ClickBait?

Cause there's 10 reasons why you're great and you won't believe number 5!

EDIT: Incorrect grammar.

Can you kill me
Cause i want you to be the last person i see
Edit: you could say i would let you kill me if it means your the last person i see.

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

I tried to tap on your boyfriends profile

But it said “edit profile”

Are you a forest in Turkey

Cuz you are on fire. (Help me improve the last part im thinking of using this)

Edit: "Best pick up line I've ever heard "

Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days

Hey girl are you an EULA cuz I can't wait to accept all your terms and conditions

Edit : Didn't realise EULA might be confusing, I meant End User License Agreement

My bloodsugar is so high

If you were a vampire, I'd be dessert.
EDIT: dessert

Are you a goldfish

Cause you're the snack that smiles back.

Edit:
Grammar

Today's my birthday...

I would enjoy you to be my present


Edit: I'm sorry for my awful english

Girl, you are the limited edition box that I have been searching for all my life.

I went to your girlfriend's Instagram page

It said "edit profile"

Can’t believe it’s August

We got a whole month for entanglements
—Plz rate this one
Edit: it worked

You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

So I can I check your box?


Edit
Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.

Are you a vietnamese girl? Cause I wanna give you my dong

PS: Vietnamese currency is Dong (edit)

For my work I penetrate systems can I penetrate yours?

EDIT: This may be too direct, something more appropriate would be "I'm penetrating systems against malicious threats, can I check yours ?"

Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need

Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

Want to see my rare limited edition Lego collection?

You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.