Top 35 Edit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Edit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. (For girls to use on boys)

   Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug
   
   Edit:I just woke up to so many notifications. Im still going through them

2. Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

   But they don't allow to bring your own snacks.
   
   Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol

3. Aye girl are u a banana

   Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH
   
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   Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :)
   
   Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:)
   
   Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)

4. Wearing a mask rn

   Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you
   
   Edit : be safe people

5. I'm jealous of your heart..

   Because it's pumping inside of you ;)
   
   
   Edit: Sorry if this seems like a repost I never saw this pickup line on this sub I'm very sorry

6. Are you a minecraft fence?

   Because I can't get over you
   
   
   EDIT: THANK YOU ALL FOR THE AWARDS, YOU ARE ALL AMAZING.

7. Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

   I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke
   
   Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you

8. Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

   I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long
   
   Edit: forgot the word “want”

9. Are you a seatbelt?

   Cuz I’d feel a whole lot safer if you were pressed up against me
   
   Edit:
   2: Because if I’m feeling reckless I might throw you behind me

10. Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

Funny edit pickup lines

You can call me the Titantic
As long as you let me flip you over halfway through the ride

Edit: I think this is the only good original thing I've ever come up with

Hey, are you the impostor?

Because you're the only one that stands out to me :)

Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold!

If i became a pirate,

You would be my only treasure



You can prolly word it a lil better

Edit: change in wording

Hey Girl are you ClickBait?

Cause there's 10 reasons why you're great and you won't believe number 5!

EDIT: Incorrect grammar.

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

I tried to tap on your boyfriends profile
But it said “edit profile”

Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days

Do you know why fucking me would be just like the Holocaust?

It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened.

EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust.

My bloodsugar is so high

If you were a vampire, I'd be dessert.
EDIT: dessert

Hows this sound

I thought you were the girl of my dreams, but even in my dreams I never found someone as fine as you.

Opinions and edits appreciated

Are you a goldfish

Cause you're the snack that smiles back.

Edit:
Grammar

Damn girl, are you a fart?

Cuz you stink like shit 🥵

Edit: thanks for the silver

7.594 tits on this planet

And your right one is my favourite

Edit : Billion

I went to your girlfriend's Instagram page

It said "edit profile"

Can’t believe it’s August

We got a whole month for entanglements
—Plz rate this one
Edit: it worked

Girl, you are the limited edition box that I have been searching for all my life.

Are you a vietnamese girl? Cause I wanna give you my dong

PS: Vietnamese currency is Dong (edit)

You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

So I can I check your box?


Edit
Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.

For my work I penetrate systems can I penetrate yours?

EDIT: This may be too direct, something more appropriate would be "I'm penetrating systems against malicious threats, can I check yours ?"

Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need

Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.

Want to see my rare limited edition Lego collection?

Are you a Limited Edition BOTTEGA VENETA Bag? Because our fates are intrecciato.