The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 24 Edit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Edit chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I dmed a girl and she took an entire day to reply

    Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with
    “Mans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a day”

    Trust me guys, it worked.

    Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :(

  2. I'm like the weather, when it gets wet

    You gotta cum inside!!!

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    edit: oh shit for someone who's new

    this blew up!!!!!!!!!

    upvotes for anyone who comments

  3. I hope you have pet insurance

    because I'm about to destroy your pussy




    EDIT: It's not my first, but it's the only one I got so far. Thank you random kind stranger for the silver. May you destroy as many cats as your rooster can handle.

  4. Wearing a mask rn

    Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you

    Edit : be safe people

  5. Just bought some weed

    Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high

    Edit : idk if the NSFW tag is really necessary, but here it is

  6. Are you Australian

    Because I’d like to go down undah (*Australian Accent)

    PS: Should I put this on my Tinder Bio

    Edit: Thank you everyone for the likes and all the comments

  7. Roses are red

    Roses are red, lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour




    Edit:this blew up and it was my first ever post lmfao

  8. Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

  9. You can call me the Titantic

    As long as you let me flip you over halfway through the ride

    Edit: I think this is the only good original thing I've ever come up with

  10. Hey Girl are you ClickBait?

    Cause there's 10 reasons why you're great and you won't believe number 5!

    EDIT: Incorrect grammar.

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Are you a murderer?
If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days

My bloodsugar is so high

If you were a vampire, I'd be dessert.
EDIT: dessert

Damn girl, are you a fart?

Cuz you stink like shit 🥵

Edit: thanks for the silver

I’m sincerely amazed at how you people don’t realize how much you are running this /sub with all your lame ass “nice” comments!

Play a video game if you want a high score

EDIT: It took me to get really drunk to finally say this, but it’s true

Are you a vietnamese girl? Cause I wanna give you my dong

PS: Vietnamese currency is Dong (edit)

For my work I penetrate systems can I penetrate yours?
EDIT: This may be too direct, something more appropriate would be "I'm penetrating systems against malicious threats, can I check yours ?"

Need a good one for Dani, she’s a dime piece and looks sassy

Edit: She says she also likes puns

Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need

Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

Need one based on corn!

No, not the "do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you" one. He asked for corny jokes...

Edit: not *too* dirty—I want to date him, not fuck him and ghost him.

A joke or like about The Beatles

Edit: Line

Want to see my rare limited edition Lego collection?

Are you a Limited Edition BOTTEGA VENETA Bag? Because our fates are intrecciato.

You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.