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80 Insert Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 80 insert pick up lines for her and flirty insert rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about insert that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your insert rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny insert pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty insert joke for a great chat response.

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A good Insert pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Are you lightning?

    Because I wanna make you McQueen


    (insert gif of lightning McQueen)

  2. Excuse me, you dropped something...

    ...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**

  3. Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.

  4. *taps on girls shoulder* Hey you dropped something.

    Your standards, Hi I'm (insert name).

  5. The name's mclovin

    (insert mclovin fake ID)

    and I have a license to thrill

  6. Hey, Vsauce. <insert alias> here.

    What is single? Are you single? Let's change that.

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Time for attack. Let me insert the entry plug into your eva and fill it up with viscous fluids.

Hi, my name is _______. (Insert name)

But you call me TONIGHT.

s**... is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get o**... goodies.

Girl are you a toaster? Because I want to insert my dough inside you and watch little toasts come out.

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Hey girl you interested in magic?

If so you can be my little dumblewhore. [insert f-boy face]

We belong together like a pair of glasses, I want to insert my lens into your frame.

Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen to call my d**... Little Bill.

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Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

How 'bout you let me insert my Piccolo in your Vegeta?

[Insert activity] would be pretty expensive,
But spending time with you would be priceless

Girl are you a toaster? Because I want to insert some fresh toast into you and eat you for breakfast.

Do you have a database? Because I want to import and insert my entry into you.

I see you don't have a large metal spike inserted into the base of your skull. Do you want one?

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I'm from the future and there's no time to explain...

I really need your help in finding out if a certain year has passed.

So, does your last name happen to be *insert your last name* or has that not happened yet?

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Funny insert Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Insert conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hi, I'm (insert name) but you can call me Best Buy

Because I can turn your bedroom into an entertainment center. ;P

My friends call me "INSERT NAME HERE"

But you can call me later

Babe, want a piece of my liquid code to insert into your template?

Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.

Girl are you oximeter ?
Cuz all I want is to insert a finger and press the button .

Wanna know my favorite number?

Yours. Hey, I’m (insert name)

Girl, I got the Jeweller'**...that can insert some sockets into you.

Hey you dropped something

Hopefully your standards hi I'm (insert name here)

Dr Stephens. (insert own number)

Her: What?
You: Oh thats the name of my chiropractor. Think you might need him after i put your back out tonight ;)

Do you know whats common with elon musk and your parents ?

They both made something that has a socket where i would love to insert my plug in

Are you you a registered felon?

Because you can't handle these guns [insert awkward flex here]

Allow me to buy you a drink. After all, thanks to our beloved [insert a Republican political figure], the economy has never been better!

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It’s (insert target’s name here) outside..

(After initial confusion..)
Sorry meant to say Beautiful!!!

Me: Hey you drop something

Her: What did I drop
Me: Your standards, Hi I’m (insert name)

Do you play for the *insert hogwarts house* Quidditch team??

Cause you sure are a keeper.

Come with me and I'll insert my floppy into your disk drive.

Hey, girl... Wanna stay up way too late with a stranger?

Her: No...

Me: Exactly, my name's \*insert name here\*.

Hey [Insert specified gender] are you a planet that rotates clockwise?
Because I want Uranus

You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

So I can I check your box?

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Hey girl are you a database schema?

Cuz I’d love to insert in your every table

Hey girl you dropped something.

"Hey girl you dropped something", "what?" "Your standards, hey I'm (insert name here)"

Do you have any [insert nationality of yours here] in you?

Would you like some?

Hey can I have your autograph?

You must be one of those famous hot (insert city/country) girls I've heard about. Just your number is fine btw

Works well when you're traveling

YouI should join the track team

‘Cause your always running away from me.

(Why *insert name here*)

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Using these smooth Insert pickup lines make her give you her number.

How much water can you hold?

Cause dam, you’re *(insert compliment here)*

Nerdy Algorithms

Baby, are you an algorithm? Because I'd like to insert(ion) sort you with my array all night.

Hi! I am a "insert language here" learner, would you like to have a conversation?

Nothing special but works 100%

How to get ur crush

You: “r u from japan?”

Them: “insert answer here”

You [in a chill tone]: “because i’m trying into japanties/japants”

You: If you where a food, you would be (insert favorite food).

Them: why?

You: because that's my favorite.

Hey, i'm <insert name here>. My friends call me <insert name here>
But you can call me tonight

So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here!

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is:

"Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/s**.../unnecessary?

"Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/s**.../unnecessary?
"As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.

Are you [insert hated person]?

Cos I'd love to take you out

Your phone has GPS, right?

Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes.

Let me insert my protein into your pore complexes

Hi I'm [insert name here], but you can call me hrting.

Cause I'm hurting without 'u'

Situational: do you have any (insert your ethnicity here) in you?

“No:” Would you like some?
“Yes:” Would you like some more?

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Flirty insert Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Insert pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Hey there cutie

Let me insert my male external maleintromittent o**... into your female musclular tubular part of the genitalia tract and let me combust my seminal fluid that contains spermatozoa.

Are you an ocean?

Because I wanna be your beach

\[insert vigorous winking\]

Oh, I just beat you by (insert number of minutes) and (insert number of seconds). If you'd like, we can train together and see if we can't improve our running times.

Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.

How many Leprechauns does it take to break the ice? None, I'm [insert your name].

Soon to be...
Me: Hi I'm soon to be Dr. (Insert name)!

Them: Soon to be? How soon?

Me: That depends on how long you see yourself with me!

PS. This only works if you legit about to be a doctorate in something. This includes medicine and otherwise!

I wanna land my (insert bird mascot) into your nest.

Can I insert my deck into your duel disk slot? (Yugioh)

How about you lock your bolt to the rear and I'll insert a round in the chamber?

I’d love a taste of that [insert name of product] before I commit to buying.

Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes? Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _______ (insert color) I've seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer.

I wish u were the Pythagorean theorem so I can insert my hypotenuse into your legs.

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Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?

I'll think of you when i'm playing [insert romantic sounding song here].

Let's go back to my place, flip through my comma sutra, and see where to insert these.

Did you know you're the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?

Can you assist me with this insertion order?

Girl you are like a mystery vending machine, I will keep inserting till I hit that jackpot.

Hey, what's your name? [Insert Name:] Hmmm, that sounds familiar... I think it was in my Patriarchal Blessing!

Are you up for a little tactical insertion?

How 'bout we meet at Underpass and I'll Tactically insert you.

That's a nice (insert accessory she's rockin') you have, where did you get it?

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Insert love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Insert chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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