The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Insert Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Insert pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Insert conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you lightning?

    Because I wanna make you McQueen


    (insert gif of lightning McQueen)

  2. Excuse me, you dropped something...

    ...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**

  3. Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.

  4. *taps on girls shoulder* Hey you dropped something.

    Your standards, Hi I'm (insert name).

  5. The name's mclovin

    (insert mclovin fake ID)

    and I have a license to thrill

  6. Hey, Vsauce. <insert alias> here.

    What is single? Are you single? Let's change that.

  7. Time for attack. Let me insert the entry plug into your eva and fill it up with viscous fluids.

  8. Hi, my name is _______. (Insert name)

    But you call me TONIGHT.

  9. Hey girl you interested in magic?

    If so you can be my little dumblewhore. [insert f-boy face]

  10. How 'bout you let me insert my Piccolo in your Vegeta?

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[Insert activity] would be pretty expensive,
But spending time with you would be priceless

I see you don't have a large metal spike inserted into the base of your skull. Do you want one?

The Titanic and I have one thing in common...

We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice. Hi I'm *insert name here*

I'm from the future and there's no time to explain...

I really need your help in finding out if a certain year has passed.

So, does your last name happen to be *insert your last name* or has that not happened yet?

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My friends call me "INSERT NAME HERE"

But you can call me later

Girl are you oximeter ?
Cuz all I want is to insert a finger and press the button .

Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.

Wanna know my favorite number?

Yours. Hey, I’m (insert name)

Girl, I got the Jeweller's orb that can insert some sockets into you.

Hey you dropped something

Hopefully your standards hi I'm (insert name here)

Do you know whats common with elon musk and your parents ?

They both made something that has a socket where i would love to insert my plug in

Are you you a registered felon?

Because you can't handle these guns [insert awkward flex here]

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It’s (insert target’s name here) outside..

(After initial confusion..)
Sorry meant to say Beautiful!!!

Me: Hey you drop something

Her: What did I drop
Me: Your standards, Hi I’m (insert name)

Come with me and I'll insert my floppy into your disk drive.

Hey, girl... Wanna stay up way too late with a stranger?

Her: No...

Me: Exactly, my name's \*insert name here\*.

Hey [Insert specified gender] are you a planet that rotates clockwise?

Because I want Uranus

You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

So I can I check your box?

Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.

Hey girl you dropped something.

"Hey girl you dropped something", "what?" "Your standards, hey I'm (insert name here)"

YouI should join the track team

‘Cause your always running away from me.

(Why *insert name here*)

Hey can I have your autograph?

You must be one of those famous hot (insert city/country) girls I've heard about. Just your number is fine btw

Works well when you're traveling

Do you have any [insert nationality of yours here] in you?

Would you like some?

How much water can you hold?

Cause dam, you’re *(insert compliment here)*