50 Insert Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of good and highly effective Insert rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about insert, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.
Best Working Insert Pickup Lines
A good Insert hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !
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Are you lightning?
Because I wanna make you McQueen
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KACHOW!
(insert gif of lightning McQueen) -
Excuse me, you dropped something...
...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**
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Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.
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*taps on girls shoulder* Hey you dropped something.
Your standards, Hi I'm (insert name).
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The name's mclovin
(insert mclovin fake ID)
and I have a license to thrill -
Hey, Vsauce. <insert alias> here.
What is single? Are you single? Let's change that.
Short and cute insert pickup lines to impress a girl
Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about insert are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.
Time for attack. Let me insert the entry plug into your eva and fill it up with viscous fluids.
Hi, my name is _______. (Insert name)
But you call me TONIGHT.
s**... is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get o**... goodies.
Girl are you a toaster? Because I want to insert my dough inside you and watch little toasts come out.
Hey girl you interested in magic?
If so you can be my little dumblewhore. [insert f-boy face]
We belong together like a pair of glasses, I want to insert my lens into your frame.
Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen to call my d**... Little Bill.
Cheesy insert Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.
How 'bout you let me insert my Piccolo in your Vegeta?
[Insert activity] would be pretty expensive,
But spending time with you would be priceless
Girl are you a toaster? Because I want to insert some fresh toast into you and eat you for breakfast.
Do you have a database? Because I want to import and insert my entry into you.
I see you don't have a large metal spike inserted into the base of your skull. Do you want one?
I'm from the future and there's no time to explain...
I really need your help in finding out if a certain year has passed.
So, does your last name happen to be *insert your last name* or has that not happened yet?
Corny insert Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder
Try using funny and charming Insert conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.
Hi, I'm (insert name) but you can call me Best Buy
Because I can turn your bedroom into an entertainment center. ;P
My friends call me "INSERT NAME HERE"
But you can call me later
Babe, want a piece of my liquid code to insert into your template?
Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.
Girl are you oximeter ?
Cuz all I want is to insert a finger and press the button .
Wanna know my favorite number?
Yours. Hey, I’m (insert name)
Girl, I got the Jeweller'**...that can insert some sockets into you.
Hey you dropped something
Hopefully your standards hi I'm (insert name here)
Dr Stephens. (insert own number)
Her: What?
You: Oh thats the name of my chiropractor. Think you might need him after i put your back out tonight ;)
Do you know whats common with elon musk and your parents ?
They both made something that has a socket where i would love to insert my plug in
Are you you a registered felon?
Because you can't handle these guns [insert awkward flex here]
Allow me to buy you a drink. After all, thanks to our beloved [insert a Republican political figure], the economy has never been better!
A good insert Pickup Lines for Bumble
Using good and smooth Insert hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.
It’s (insert target’s name here) outside..
(After initial confusion..)
Sorry meant to say Beautiful!!!
Me: Hey you drop something
Her: What did I drop
Me: Your standards, Hi I’m (insert name)
Do you play for the *insert hogwarts house* Quidditch team??
Cause you sure are a keeper.
Come with me and I'll insert my floppy into your disk drive.
Hey, girl... Wanna stay up way too late with a stranger?
Her: No...
Me: Exactly, my name's \*insert name here\*.
Hey [Insert specified gender] are you a planet that rotates clockwise?
Because I want Uranus
You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.
So I can I check your box?
Edit
Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.
Hey girl are you a database schema?
Cuz I’d love to insert in your every table
Hey girl you dropped something.
"Hey girl you dropped something", "what?" "Your standards, hey I'm (insert name here)"
Do you have any [insert nationality of yours here] in you?
No?
Would you like some?
Hey can I have your autograph?
You must be one of those famous hot (insert city/country) girls I've heard about. Just your number is fine btw
Works well when you're traveling
YouI should join the track team
‘Cause your always running away from me.
(Why *insert name here*)
How much water can you hold?
Cause dam, you’re *(insert compliment here)*
Nerdy Algorithms
Baby, are you an algorithm? Because I'd like to insert(ion) sort you with my array all night.
Hi! I am a "insert language here" learner, would you like to have a conversation?
Nothing special but works 100%
How to get ur crush
You: “r u from japan?”
Them: “insert answer here”
You [in a chill tone]: “because i’m trying into japanties/japants”
Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Insert love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Insert chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.
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