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Are you lightning?

Because I wanna make you McQueen
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KACHOW!

(insert gif of lightning McQueen)
Excuse me, you dropped something...

...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**
Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.
*taps on girls shoulder* Hey you dropped something.

Your standards, Hi I'm (insert name).
The name's mclovin

(insert mclovin fake ID)

and I have a license to thrill
Hey, Vsauce. <insert alias> here.

What is single? Are you single? Let's change that.

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Time for attack. Let me insert the entry plug into your eva and fill it up with viscous fluids.

Hi, my name is _______. (Insert name)

But you call me TONIGHT.

s**... is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get o**... goodies.

Girl are you a toaster? Because I want to insert my dough inside you and watch little toasts come out.

Hey girl you interested in magic?

If so you can be my little dumblewhore. [insert f-boy face]

Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen to call my dick Little Bill.

We belong together like a pair of glasses, I want to insert my lens into your frame.

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Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

How 'bout you let me insert my Piccolo in your Vegeta?

[Insert activity] would be pretty expensive,
But spending time with you would be priceless

Girl are you a toaster? Because I want to insert some fresh toast into you and eat you for breakfast.

Do you have a database? Because I want to import and insert my entry into you.

The Titanic and I have one thing in common...

We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice. Hi I'm *insert name here*

I'm from the future and there's no time to explain...

I really need your help in finding out if a certain year has passed.

So, does your last name happen to be *insert your last name* or has that not happened yet?

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Hi, I'm (insert name) but you can call me Best Buy

Because I can turn your bedroom into an entertainment center. ;P

Interesting perspective! Sometimes it takes a bit of discomfort to discover something amazing. What’s the most adventurous thing you’ve done to find that?

My friends call me "INSERT NAME HERE"

But you can call me later

Babe, want a piece of my liquid code to insert into your template?

Are you a vending machine? 'Cause every time I see you, I feel like inserting coins.

Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.

Girl are you oximeter ?

Cuz all I want is to insert a finger and press the button .

Haha, I love your sense of humor! You definitely have a way with words. What else has made you laugh lately? 😊

Wanna know my favorite number?

Yours. Hey, I’m (insert name)

Girl, I got the Jeweller'**...that can insert some sockets into you.

Hey you dropped something

Hopefully your standards hi I'm (insert name here)

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY jaw. Hi, I'm [insert name].

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Dr Stephens. (insert own number)

Her: What?
You: Oh thats the name of my chiropractor. Think you might need him after i put your back out tonight ;)

Do you know whats common with elon musk and your parents ?

They both made something that has a socket where i would love to insert my plug in

Are you you a registered felon?

Because you can't handle these guns [insert awkward flex here]

That’s a clever twist! Your wit is as sharp as your smile must be. What other funny things have come to mind? 😄

Allow me to buy you a drink. After all, thanks to our beloved [insert a Republican political figure], the economy has never been better!

Me: Hey you drop something
Her: What did I drop
Me: Your standards, Hi I’m (insert name)

Do you play for the insert hogwarts house Quidditch team??

Cause you sure are a keeper.

It’s (insert target’s name here) outside..

(After initial confusion..)
Sorry meant to say Beautiful!!!

Come with me and I'll insert my floppy into your disk drive.

Haha, sounds like a classic case of miscommunication! I’m all for a little pain if it makes the story more interesting, what about you?

Hey, girl... Wanna stay up way too late with a stranger?

Her: No...

Me: Exactly, my name's \*insert name here\*.

Hey girl you dropped something.

"Hey girl you dropped something", "what?" "Your standards, hey I'm (insert name here)"

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You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

So I can I check your box?

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Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.

Hey girl are you a database schema?

Cuz I’d love to insert in your every table

Hey [Insert specified gender] are you a planet that rotates clockwise?

Because I want Uranus

Hey can I have your autograph?

You must be one of those famous hot (insert city/country) girls I've heard about. Just your number is fine btw

Works well when you're traveling

Do you have any [insert nationality of yours here] in you?

No?
Would you like some?

YouI should join the track team
‘Cause your always running away from me.

(Why *insert name here*)

How much water can you hold?

Cause dam, you’re *(insert compliment here)*

Hi! I am a "insert language here" learner, would you like to have a conversation?

Nothing special but works 100%

Nerdy Algorithms

Baby, are you an algorithm? Because I'd like to insert(ion) sort you with my array all night.

You: If you where a food, you would be (insert favorite food).

Them: why?

You: because that's my favorite.

Hey, i'm <insert name here>. My friends call me <insert name here>

But you can call me tonight

How to get ur crush

You: “r u from japan?”

Them: “insert answer here”

You [in a chill tone]: “because i’m trying into japanties/japants”

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So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here!

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is:

"Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/s**.../unnecessary?

"Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/s**.../unnecessary?
"As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.

Let me insert my protein into your pore complexes

Hey there cutie

Let me insert my male external maleintromittent o**... into your female musclular tubular part of the genitalia tract and let me combust my seminal fluid that contains spermatozoa.

Are you an ocean?

Because I wanna be your beach

\[insert vigorous winking\]

Hi I'm [insert name here], but you can call me hrting.

Cause I'm hurting without 'u'

Situational: do you have any (insert your ethnicity here) in you?
“No:” Would you like some?
“Yes:” Would you like some more?

Your phone has GPS, right?

Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes.

Are you [insert hated person]?

Cos I'd love to take you out

You are the wind beneath my (Insert flying troop)'s wings.

How many Leprechauns does it take to break the ice? None, I'm [insert your name].

Little known fact: St. Patrick invented green beer, peeing in the street and awkward introductions. Hi, I'm [insert name].

Want to plan a ride up [insert name of hill or mountain]. It feels great when you're on top.

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Oh, I just beat you by (insert number of minutes) and (insert number of seconds). If you'd like, we can train together and see if we can't improve our running times.

Hey, what's your name? [Insert Name:] Hmmm, that sounds familiar... I think it was in my Patriarchal Blessing!

Girl you are like a mystery vending machine, I will keep inserting till I hit that jackpot.

Can you assist me with this insertion order?

Did you know you're the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?

Let's go back to my place, flip through my comma sutra, and see where to insert these.

Are you up for a little tactical insertion?

Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?

I wish u were the Pythagorean theorem so I can insert my hypotenuse into your legs.

Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes? Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _______ (insert color) I've seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer.

I’d love a taste of that [insert name of product] before I commit to buying.

How about you lock your bolt to the rear and I'll insert a round in the chamber?

Can I insert my deck into your duel disk slot? (Yugioh)

I wanna land my (insert bird mascot) into your nest.

Soon to be...

Me: Hi I'm soon to be Dr. (Insert name)!

Them: Soon to be? How soon?

Me: That depends on how long you see yourself with me!

PS. This only works if you legit about to be a doctorate in something. This includes medicine and otherwise!

Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.

I'll think of you when i'm playing [insert romantic sounding song here].

How 'bout we meet at Underpass and I'll Tactically insert you.

That's a nice (insert accessory she's rockin') you have, where did you get it?

Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

I'd like to insert my private collection into that empty stack of yours.

I'll race you to (insert the name of a nice restaurant in town). Whoever wins has to let me pay the check.

Insert meat and mayo here.

You look like (insert sexy superhero...Captain America/Thor and Wonder Woman/Catwoman/Storm would be my first choices), shouldn't you be out saving the world?

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