The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Insert Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Insert pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Excuse me, you dropped something...

    ...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**

  2. Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.

  3. Time for attack. Let me insert the entry plug into your eva and fill it up with viscous fluids.

  4. Hi, my name is _______. (Insert name)

    But you call me TONIGHT.

  5. How 'bout you let me insert my Piccolo in your Vegeta?

  6. [Insert activity] would be pretty expensive,

    But spending time with you would be priceless

  7. The Titanic and I have one thing in common...

    We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice. Hi I'm *insert name here*

  8. I see you don't have a large metal spike inserted into the base of your skull. Do you want one?

  9. Hi, I'm (insert name) but you can call me Best Buy

    Because I can turn your bedroom into an entertainment center. ;P

  10. My friends call me "INSERT NAME HERE"

    But you can call me later

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Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

Wanna know my favorite number?

Yours. Hey, I’m (insert name)

Girl, I got the Jeweller's orb that can insert some sockets into you.

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Allow me to buy you a drink. After all, thanks to our beloved [insert a Republican political figure], the economy has never been better!

Me: Hey you drop something
Her: What did I drop
Me: Your standards, Hi I’m (insert name)

It’s (insert target’s name here) outside..

(After initial confusion..)
Sorry meant to say Beautiful!!!

Come with me and I'll insert my floppy into your disk drive.

Hey, girl... Wanna stay up way too late with a stranger?

Her: No...

Me: Exactly, my name's \*insert name here\*.

Hey girl you dropped something.

"Hey girl you dropped something", "what?" "Your standards, hey I'm (insert name here)"

Hey [Insert specified gender] are you a planet that rotates clockwise?

Because I want Uranus

YouI should join the track team

‘Cause your always running away from me.

(Why *insert name here*)

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Hey can I have your autograph?

You must be one of those famous hot (insert city/country) girls I've heard about. Just your number is fine btw

Works well when you're traveling

How much water can you hold?

Cause dam, you’re *(insert compliment here)*

Nerdy Algorithms

Baby, are you an algorithm? Because I'd like to insert(ion) sort you with my array all night.

Hi! I am a "insert language here" learner, would you like to have a conversation?

Nothing special but works 100%

You: If you where a food, you would be (insert favorite food).

Them: why?

You: because that's my favorite.

Hey, i'm <insert name here>. My friends call me <insert name here>

But you can call me tonight

How to get ur crush

You: “r u from japan?”

Them: “insert answer here”

You [in a chill tone]: “because i’m trying into japanties/japants”

So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here!

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is:

"Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?

"Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?
"As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.

"Hey can I call you" (insert name here that she will we say no to) "from now on?" (repeat 3 times) then hit her with....

"Damn, then can I call you mine?"

Situational: do you have any (insert your ethnicity here) in you?

“No:” Would you like some?
“Yes:” Would you like some more?

Hey there cutie

Let me insert my male external maleintromittent organ into your female musclular tubular part of the genitalia tract and let me combust my seminal fluid that contains spermatozoa.