Top 50 Save Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Save chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

2. I saved you a seat...on my face.

3. If we were in a zombie apocalypse, i'd save you.

4. Girl, I'd so save the human race for you.

5. My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

   Wanna go back to my place and save me?

6. Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.

7. Save the earth. Hug a me.

8. You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

9. If I was batman I would totally save you over Harvey Dent.

10. Hey girl, you Abraham Lincoln cause I really wanna save our Union.

Funny save pickup lines

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

Hey girl, when I'm not out saving the city, I'm saving room for you in my heart.

I just saved your life...have sex with me...

Can our gay love pierce through the veil of death and save the day? Let's find out.

Are you saved? Cuz I’d like to spend eternity with you.

I'm Tony Stark. And I've saved my best weapon for you. (Iron Man)

If you were stuck in a tank, I'd save you.

Save water and shower with an airman.

I’m a firefighter... I run into burning buildings to save complete strangers, imagine what I would do for you.

They always say Thicc Thighs save lives...

And with this pandemic, I may need you out here!

Is your cat stuck in a tree?

Cause I’m here to save that pussy.

Save a horse, ride a lacrosse player.

Hey girl, are you daylight savings time?

Because you make my mornings brighter.

Her eyes are bright as halogen lamps, energy-saving light of my life?

Will you save me if I have a heart attack from stress?

Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.

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Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

Let's be naughty and save santa the trip!

The Action Hero

A little backstory to this one.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

I call this, **The Action Hero**

Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

I know how to save the butterflies.

Just smile at me and I’ll open my mouth and let em out :)

Want to help me do a good deed? Let's get in the sheets and save on heat.

Pointing at my own face

You know this seat is saved just for you

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

I saved my lollipop hammer just for you.

I owe you a debt I can never repay

You saved me from dying believing angels only came to earth at Christmastime.