Top 50 Load Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Load pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl are you a glock 42

   Cos I would love to load you with my 9mm

2. Are you a washing machine?

   Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load

3. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

   Made this one myself, hope it is good

4. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

   I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out
   
   i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first
   
   *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars
   
   Me: Can you yawn for me?
   Her:(yawns)
   Me: yeah it'll fit
   
   Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight
   
   Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y
   
   Me:
   *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
   her "what is it?"
   me " your standards hi my name is Noah”
   
   I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet
   
   *if she says she’s on her period*
   A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
   Or
   I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce
   
   Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor
   
   Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex
   
   Roses are okay
   violets are fine
   And so are you
   So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9
   
   Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?
   
   Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap
   
   One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?
   
   Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?
   
   Let’s role play
   You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you
   
   wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I
   
   *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets
   
   
   Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose
   
   The foot ball one
   
   *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot
   
   Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
   
   Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
   
   *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts
   
   You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile
   
   *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now
   
   I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not
   
   *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house
   
   I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities
   
   Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

5. I'll deliver power to your load.

6. Damn bro are you a gun

   Cuz I want you to shoot a load into my mouth

7. Baby are you a detonator because I just blew my load.

8. Me cannon’s primed and loaded.

9. I have a dirty weekend planned.

   Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

10. Are you washing machine

    Cause I wanna drop my load in you

Funny load pickup lines

Hey girl, I'm going to be your hopper tonight, I'm going to drop my load in bit by bit.

Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

I've got something besides a loaded-gun complex you can cock and pull.

Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute lots of loads.

Are you a gun?

Because I want you shooting your load in my mouth

Hey baby, are you a gun? Cause I want to load you.

Are you a fully loaded mouse trap?

Cause I wanna stick my dick in you...

You got a truck with flashing lights and flags?

Because I've got an oversized load coming for you

I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

Are you a loading zone?

Because I’d like to drop a load in your zone.

Are you a washing machine?

Because I'd put my load in you.

Come ride my star rocket and feel it explode, with the the thrust of two engines transporting my load.

Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Cuz I really wanna put a load in...

Hey, are you good at laundry?

Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry

Wanna play cop and yoga instructor?

Meet me in the alley and I'll put a load in your stomach.

Wanna know why I drive a fire proof forklift ?

Cause I'm about to drop off a hot load

Hey baby, are you an American high school ?

Because I want to shoot a load of kids inside you

Hey girl are you a wasing machine?

Cuz I wanna dump my load in you

Are you a creeper?

Because I can see you blowing your load all over me

I feel like I'm a pizza

7 inches, thick, loaded with cheese, and I'm all you need ;)

Hey girl have you been reading heresy lately?

*loads shotgun*

ARE YOU 2PAC?

Because I am about to empty a load in you

Are you a semi truck

‘Cause in bed you’ll need an oversized load banner