Baby are you a detonator because I just blew my load.

Me cannon’s primed and loaded.

I have a dirty weekend planned.

Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

Are you washing machine

Cause I wanna drop my load in you

Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

Baby I got a water gun and I want to shoot a load into your mouth.

Got a gun? Because I want to load you.

What do you say we go down to the gun range and blow some loads together.

Babe I am like the covid vaccine, you cannot stop with just 1 shot of my load.

I've got a loaded-gun that you can c**... and pull.

You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock?

Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.

Are you a gun?

Because I want you shooting your load in my mouth

Hey baby, are you a gun? Cause I want to load you.

Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.

"Seeing your glistening abs deliver my package, can I sign for that heavy load waiting in your shorts?"

"Is your day heavy? Because I'd do anything to help you carry it and turn it into a walk on clouds."

"Your bank account might be loaded, but your eyes hold a richness that money can't buy."

"Do you like pasta and workouts? Because I'd love to carb-load with you tonight and burn it off tomorrow morning."

"I can't help but admire your heavy load, how about letting me handle your package in the back of your mail truck?"

"I do! The combination of exercise and nature is rejuvenating. Ever hiked at dawn?"

Hey girl, are you my washing machine?

Because I'm going to put several loads in you today.

"Is your hand feeling heavy? Maybe it needs mine to lighten the load and add a touch of sensuality."

I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

You got a truck with flashing lights and flags?

Because I've got an oversized load coming for you

"You handle packages like nobody else, how about you let me explore the heavy load hiding in your shorts?"

Girl: "Funny, I didn't see any baggage claim around here!"

Chat 1:
Boy: "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!"
Girl: "Well if you were a fruit, you'd definitely be a fine-apple!"

Chat 2:
Boy: "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

Are you a washing machine?

Because I'd put my load in you.

"Is your name Wifi? 'Cause I'm feeling a connection, even if it takes a moment to load."

Are you a washing machine?

Because I wanna put my dirty load in you.

Hey are you a laundry machine?

Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you

Come ride my star rocket and feel it explode, with the the t**... of two engines transporting my load.

"You know, they say my words carry weight, just like that comment you read. How about we lighten the load together?"

"I think they're all searching for the legendary lost city of Atlantis. Or maybe that's just me?"

"If your smile is the sun, let me be the day, always there to lighten your load and make you shine brighter."

"Is your mail truck as loaded as your shorts? Because I'm ready to handle your special delivery."

Are you a Washing Machine

Cuz I want to drop all my load in you.

Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Cuz I really wanna put a load in...

Wanna know why I drive a fire proof forklift ?

Cause I'm about to drop off a hot load

Hey, are you good at laundry?

Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry

"Together we could be like Internet Explorer and loading...you know, unforgettable, even if it takes forever."

"You're a loaded revolver, lady so fine, your smile shoots a love that makes my heart pine."

"Are you a pickup truck? 'Cause my heart's got some heavy load only a tough guy like you can carry."

"Despite the miles and blocked roads, your charm lightens up my load."

Hey girl are you a wasing machine?

Cuz I wanna dump my load in you

Last chat message: "So, what do you think all these people on dating apps are looking for?"

"New cooking recipe ideas? Or maybe they're just here for the free WiFi password suggestions."

Are you a creeper?

Because I can see you blowing your load all over me

Chat Message: "So, do you enjoy hiking? I absolutely love it!"

"Absolutely! Nothing beats the feeling of reaching a summit. Have you got a favourite trail?"

"Is your camera loaded? Because every time I look at you, I see a picture that's too hot to handle."

"Can I be your daily dose of sweetness? Making your day better is my specialty."

"Is your name Wifi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, even if it takes a while to load."

Hey girl have you been reading heresy lately?

*loads shotgun*

I feel like I'm a pizza

7 inches, thick, loaded with cheese, and I'm all you need ;)

"Hey girl, are you a load-bearing structure? Because I feel like my world would fall apart without you."

"Are you a software update? Cause I'm always excited to see you, even if it takes forever to load!"

ARE YOU 2PAC?

Because I am about to empty a load in you

"Is your body a loaded gun? Because every time I look at you, my heart shoots into overdrive."

Have you Ever Worked in a steel mill? Because i feel a hot load coming on.

Are you a semi truck

‘Cause in bed you’ll need an oversized load banner

"Your eyes, they shoot more sparks than a loaded gun, girl, your beauty is a battle I've already won."

"Is your day heavy? Cause I’d love to carry your burdens along with stealing your heart."

"Sweetheart, those clothes must be burdensome. Why don't we lighten your load a little?"

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up your charm, let's elope to Paris!"

Are you an axial bearing

Cuz u could take care of my load

I like my women like I like my bridge

Strong, sturdy and able to withstand my load

Hey girl are you a truck

Because i want to put my load in u

Are you a dumpster

Because I gotta dump a load into you