Top 50 Load Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Load pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
-
Hey girl are you a glock 42
Cos I would love to load you with my 9mm
-
Are you a washing machine?
Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load
-
Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.
Made this one myself, hope it is good
-
I'll deliver power to your load.
-
Damn bro are you a gun
Cuz I want you to shoot a load into my mouth
-
Baby are you a detonator because I just blew my load.
-
Me cannon’s primed and loaded.
-
I have a dirty weekend planned.
Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.
-
Hey girl, I'm going to be your hopper tonight, I'm going to drop my load in bit by bit.
-
Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.
Funny load pickup lines
I've got something besides a loaded-gun complex you can cock and pull.
Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute lots of loads.
You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock? (Works on anyone)
Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.
Are you a gun?
Because I want you shooting your load in my mouth
Are you a fully loaded mouse trap?
Cause I wanna stick my dick in you...
You got a truck with flashing lights and flags?
Because I've got an oversized load coming for you
I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.
Are you a washing machine?
Because I'd put my load in you.
Hey are you a laundry machine?
Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you
Come ride my star rocket and feel it explode, with the the thrust of two engines transporting my load.
Wanna play cop and yoga instructor?
Meet me in the alley and I'll put a load in your stomach.
Hey, are you good at laundry?
Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry
Wanna know why I drive a fire proof forklift ?
Cause I'm about to drop off a hot load
Hey baby, are you an American high school ?
Because I want to shoot a load of kids inside you
Hey girl are you a wasing machine?
Cuz I wanna dump my load in you
Are you a creeper?
Because I can see you blowing your load all over me
Hey girl have you been reading heresy lately?
*loads shotgun*
ARE YOU 2PAC?
Because I am about to empty a load in you
Pullin bare bitches w this one
Maybe you're blonde,
maybe you cook,
but can i get a load,
of that dumptruck-
​
\-ass
I like my women like I like my bridge
Strong, sturdy and able to withstand my load
Are you a shotgun?
Cuz i want you to shoot your load to my mouth
Are you a dumpster
Because I gotta dump a load into you
Hey girl are you a truck
Because i want to put my load in u