Top 50 Load Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Load pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl are you a glock 42

   Cos I would love to load you with my 9mm

2. Are you a washing machine?

   Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load

3. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

   Made this one myself, hope it is good

4. I'll deliver power to your load.

5. Damn bro are you a gun

   Cuz I want you to shoot a load into my mouth

6. Baby are you a detonator because I just blew my load.

7. Me cannon’s primed and loaded.

8. I have a dirty weekend planned.

   Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

9. Hey girl, I'm going to be your hopper tonight, I'm going to drop my load in bit by bit.

10. Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

Funny load pickup lines

I've got something besides a loaded-gun complex you can cock and pull.

Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute lots of loads.

Are you a gun?

Because I want you shooting your load in my mouth

Hey baby, are you a gun? Cause I want to load you.

You got a truck with flashing lights and flags?

Because I've got an oversized load coming for you

I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

Are you a washing machine?

Because I'd put my load in you.

Hey are you a laundry machine?

Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you

Come ride my star rocket and feel it explode, with the the thrust of two engines transporting my load.

Hey, are you good at laundry?

Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry

Wanna play cop and yoga instructor?

Meet me in the alley and I'll put a load in your stomach.

Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Cuz I really wanna put a load in...

Hey baby, are you an American high school ?

Because I want to shoot a load of kids inside you

Hey girl are you a wasing machine?

Cuz I wanna dump my load in you

Are you a creeper?

Because I can see you blowing your load all over me

Hey girl have you been reading heresy lately?

*loads shotgun*

Pullin bare bitches w this one

Maybe you're blonde,

maybe you cook,

but can i get a load,

of that dumptruck-

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I like my women like I like my bridge

Strong, sturdy and able to withstand my load

Are you a shotgun?

Cuz i want you to shoot your load to my mouth

Are you a dumpster

Because I gotta dump a load into you

Hey girl are you a truck

Because i want to put my load in u

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take,

so let me shoot a load on you?

Hey baby, are you a load-bearing wall?

Because you’re all the support I need