Baby are you a detonator because I just blew my load.

Me cannon’s primed and loaded.

I have a dirty weekend planned.

Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

Are you washing machine

Cause I wanna drop my load in you

Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

Baby I got a water gun and I want to shoot a load into your mouth.

Got a gun? Because I want to load you.

What do you say we go down to the gun range and blow some loads together.

Babe I am like the covid vaccine, you cannot stop with just 1 shot of my load.

I've got a loaded-gun that you can c**... and pull.

You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock?

Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.

Are you a gun?

Because I want you shooting your load in my mouth

Your energy is like a spring-loaded boing, always keeping me on my toes.

"Wise choice! Life's sweeter with balance. What’s your go-to snack when you want to indulge without going overboard?"

Your strength is like a mountain, carrying heavy loads effortlessly. Let me be your helping hand.

"Totally understand! Sweetness is great, but too much can be overwhelming. How do you find that perfect blend in your life?"

Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.

I totally get that! It's nice to have someone to share the load with. What's something you wish you had more help with?

Your strength is a radiant light, shining bright even when the load is tight.

"Seeing your glistening abs deliver my package, can I sign for that heavy load waiting in your shorts?"

Are you a gun? Because you've got me locked and loaded with desire.

Haha, I appreciate that! Life's too short for sugar overload; a little spice keeps things interesting, don’t you think?

"Is your work as hard as you make it look? Because I’d love to help lighten your load."

"Is your workspace a comfort zone? Because you look like you could use some smooth company to lighten the load."

"I totally get that! It’s nice to have someone share the load. What’s one thing you wish you didn’t have to handle alone?"

Are you a gun? Because you're loaded with charm and have me aiming straight for your heart.

When life's load becomes too much to bear, your strength shines through like a beacon so rare.

With strength like yours, carrying heavy loads must be a breeze. You're the perfect blend of power and ease.

"Is your day heavy? Because I'd do anything to help you carry it and turn it into a walk on clouds."

For sure! Teamwork makes everything easier. If you had a superpower, what would it be to lighten your load?

"Ah, I’m just a sprinkle of cinnamon in a cupcake world! Got any recipes for balancing sweetness? I could use some tips!"

Are you a loaded gun? Because every time I look at you, I feel like pulling the trigger.

"You must be a shotgun shell because you've just loaded my heart with excitement—care to spark something together?"

Girl you are so hot, no one is going to defuse this load from going off.

"Smart move! But sometimes a little indulgence can be fun. What’s your guilty pleasure when it comes to snacks?"

"Do you like pasta and workouts? Because I'd love to carb-load with you tonight and burn it off tomorrow morning."

I'd carry the weight of the world for you, because your smile makes my load feel light.

"Your bank account might be loaded, but your eyes hold a richness that money can't buy."

Roses are red, violets are blue, carrying heavy loads just makes you more beautiful too.

"I can't help but admire your heavy load, how about letting me handle your package in the back of your mail truck?"

"If your work is so tough, how about I bring you some coffee and lighten the load a bit?"

Haha, I get that! Balance is key, right? A little sweetness goes a long way—what’s your go-to treat when you do indulge?

You carry heavy burdens with grace, making every step a dance. Can I lighten your load with a chance?

Hey girl, are you my washing machine?

Because I'm going to put several loads in you today.

"I do! The combination of exercise and nature is rejuvenating. Ever hiked at dawn?"

Smart choice! Life's too short for sugar overload. Do you prefer savory snacks instead? I’m all about those salty cravings!

I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

Is your name Winchester? Because you've loaded my heart with passion and I'm ready to pull the trigger.

"You handle packages like nobody else, how about you let me explore the heavy load hiding in your shorts?"

"Is your hand feeling heavy? Maybe it needs mine to lighten the load and add a touch of sensuality."

You got a truck with flashing lights and flags?

Because I've got an oversized load coming for you

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... into your busy schedule? Let me help lighten the load.

If carrying heavy loads was an art, you'd be the masterpiece that lightens my heart.

"Your strength shines through like a diamond, carrying heavy loads with grace and beauty."

Chat 1:
Boy: "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!"
Girl: "Well if you were a fruit, you'd definitely be a fine-apple!"

Chat 2:
Boy: "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

Girl: "Funny, I didn't see any baggage claim around here!"

Your strength in carrying heavy loads, matches your beauty that perfectly glows.

Your strength is alluring, like a sturdy oak in the storm. You carry heavy loads with grace and charm.

Are you a loading zone?

Because I’d like to drop a load in your zone.

Your strength shines bright through every load, a warrior princess on this road.

Are you a washing machine?

Because I'd put my load in you.

I get that! Sometimes it’s nice to share the load. Got any tips on how you balance things out without feeling overwhelmed?

Hey are you a laundry machine?

Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you

Are you a washing machine?

Because I wanna put my dirty load in you.

Come ride my star rocket and feel it explode, with the the t**... of two engines transporting my load.

"I think they're all searching for the legendary lost city of Atlantis. Or maybe that's just me?"

"You know, they say my words carry weight, just like that comment you read. How about we lighten the load together?"

"Is your name Wifi? 'Cause I'm feeling a connection, even if it takes a moment to load."

Your resilience in carrying heavy loads, shows me the beauty within your soul.

"I get that! Sometimes it’s nice to share the load... or maybe just enjoy a little distraction together. You can count on me to lighten things up. 😉"

"If that was cheesy, I must be a gourmet cheese platter just for you—fully loaded with charm."

"Haha, I get that! Balance is key. What's your favorite way to treat yourself without going overboard? I’m all about those little indulgences."

Your resilience is a force to admire, let me lighten your load with love's fire.

"Smart strategy! Balance is key. What’s your favorite way to enjoy sweet moments without going overboard?"

"Is your mail truck as loaded as your shorts? Because I'm ready to handle your special delivery."

I totally get that! It’s nice to have someone to lean on and share the load with. What’s something you enjoy sharing with others?

You must be a civil engineer, because you know how to handle my structural load.

Your strength is a sight to see, my dear.
Carrying heavy loads, yet your smile shines bright and clear.

"Haha, I totally get that! Balance is key. So, what’s your go-to treat when you need a little sweetness in your life?"

"With those curves, it must be tough; want some company to lighten the load and make it fun?"

Are you a Washing Machine

Cuz I want to drop all my load in you.

Wanna play cop and yoga instructor?

Meet me in the alley and I'll put a load in your stomach.

If dark humor is a game of Russian roulette, I'd bet on you being the loaded chamber.

Hey, are you good at laundry?

Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry

Your strength shines through, carrying heavy loads with such finesse.

Wanna know why I drive a fire proof forklift ?

Cause I'm about to drop off a hot load

Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Cuz I really wanna put a load in...

"Are you a pickup truck? 'Cause my heart's got some heavy load only a tough guy like you can carry."

Your grace while lugging heavy loads makes my heart flutter like a bird in the wind.

Your strength shines through, lifting heavy loads with ease, like a goddess in disguise.

Your strength shines like the dawn, carrying heavy loads without a yawn.

"You're a loaded revolver, lady so fine, your smile shoots a love that makes my heart pine."

"Overloaded sweet? I’m like a candy store during a sale—hard to resist, but you might get a sugar rush! 🍬 What's your favorite treat?"

"Together we could be like Internet Explorer and loading...you know, unforgettable, even if it takes forever."

"You must be a double-barrel, because you’ve got me loaded with desire and ready to aim for your heart."

"Despite the miles and blocked roads, your charm lightens up my load."

Hey girl are you a wasing machine?

Cuz I wanna dump my load in you

Last chat message: "So, what do you think all these people on dating apps are looking for?"

"New cooking recipe ideas? Or maybe they're just here for the free WiFi password suggestions."

"Is your camera loaded? Because every time I look at you, I see a picture that's too hot to handle."

Are you a creeper?

Because I can see you blowing your load all over me

Chat Message: "So, do you enjoy hiking? I absolutely love it!"

"Absolutely! Nothing beats the feeling of reaching a summit. Have you got a favourite trail?"

Your strength shines brighter than the sun, carrying heavy loads with grace and ease.

"Got a vacant spot for some explosive appeal? Because I'm fully loaded and ready to make your heart ignite."

"Can I be your daily dose of sweetness? Making your day better is my specialty."

Smart move! Balance is key. I prefer a mix of sweet and savory—life’s more flavorful that way, right?

"Is your name Wifi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, even if it takes a while to load."

As you carry heavy, your strength is admired by many; I hope to lighten your load, sweet lady.

I feel like I'm a pizza

7 inches, thick, loaded with cheese, and I'm all you need ;)

"Hey girl, are you a load-bearing structure? Because I feel like my world would fall apart without you."

Hey girl have you been reading heresy lately?

*loads shotgun*

"I get that! Sometimes it’s nice to have someone else share the load. What’s your favorite way to unwind when you finally get a break?"

"I can tell those beauties are a handful; want to lighten the load and let me hold them for you?"

Your strength shines through, like a diamond in the rough. Carrying heavy loads, yet with elegance and love.

I totally get that! It’s nice to have someone to share the load with. What’s your idea of a perfect teamwork moment?

"Is your body a loaded gun? Because every time I look at you, my heart shoots into overdrive."

ARE YOU 2PAC?

Because I am about to empty a load in you

Are you a chair? Because I'd love for you to sit on me and take a load off!

"Are you a software update? Cause I'm always excited to see you, even if it takes forever to load!"

Your beauty shines like a loaded gun,
Captivating me like a game well won.

"Is your day heavy? Cause I’d love to carry your burdens along with stealing your heart."

Are you a semi truck

‘Cause in bed you’ll need an oversized load banner

You must be a rare find, just like a perfectly loaded magazine. You're gunning for my heart.

"Haha, I get that! Moderation is key. So what’s your guilty pleasure treat when you're feeling a bit adventurous?"

Your arms must be strong from carrying all that charm. Can I help lighten the load?

Have you Ever Worked in a steel mill? Because i feel a hot load coming on.

"Your eyes, they shoot more sparks than a loaded gun, girl, your beauty is a battle I've already won."

"Your strength shines bright like the sun, carrying heavy loads while still on the run."

"Sweetheart, those clothes must be burdensome. Why don't we lighten your load a little?"

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up your charm, let's elope to Paris!"

Are you an axial bearing

Cuz u could take care of my load

Your strength shines like a beacon, carrying heavy loads with grace and ease, a true marvel to behold.