Top 50 Load Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Load pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Load conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey girl are you a glock 42

   Cos I would love to load you with my 9mm

2. Are you a washing machine?

   Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load

3. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

   Made this one myself, hope it is good

4. Are you a garbage can? Cause id like to take you out some time....

   Then after I put my load in you it’s back down to the streets you go.

5. Hey girl, I'm locked

   Are you ready to get loaded

6. I'll deliver power to your load.

7. Baby are you a detonator because I just blew my load.

8. Me cannon’s primed and loaded.

9. I have a dirty weekend planned.

   Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

10. Are you washing machine

    Cause I wanna drop my load in you

Funny load pickup lines

Hey girl, I'm going to be your hopper tonight, I'm going to drop my load in bit by bit.

Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute lots of loads.

You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock? (Works on anyone)

Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.

Hey baby, are you a gun? Cause I want to load you.

Hey girl, are you my washing machine?
Because I'm going to put several loads in you today.

You got a truck with flashing lights and flags?

Because I've got an oversized load coming for you

I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

Are you a washing machine?

Because I'd put my load in you.

Are you a loading zone?

Because I’d like to drop a load in your zone.

Hey are you a laundry machine?

Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you

Come ride my star rocket and feel it explode, with the the thrust of two engines transporting my load.

Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Cuz I really wanna put a load in...

Wanna play cop and yoga instructor?

Meet me in the alley and I'll put a load in your stomach.

Hey, are you good at laundry?

Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry

Wanna know why I drive a fire proof forklift ?

Cause I'm about to drop off a hot load

Hey baby, are you an American high school ?

Because I want to shoot a load of kids inside you

Hey girl are you a wasing machine?

Cuz I wanna dump my load in you

Are you a creeper?

Because I can see you blowing your load all over me

Hey girl have you been reading heresy lately?

*loads shotgun*

I feel like I'm a pizza

7 inches, thick, loaded with cheese, and I'm all you need ;)

ARE YOU 2PAC?

Because I am about to empty a load in you

Are you a semi truck

‘Cause in bed you’ll need an oversized load banner