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Following is our collection of Handling chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I hope you have pet insurance

    because I'm about to destroy your pussy

    EDIT: It's not my first, but it's the only one I got so far. Thank you random kind stranger for the silver. May you destroy as many cats as your rooster can handle.

  2. Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

  3. Girl you can't handle my one tailed Jinchuriki.

  4. Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you're too hot to handle.

  5. Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

  6. I need my Goron tunic because you're too hot to handle!

  7. I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.

  8. Handle me like you handle that ball.

  9. Your handles got me on my knees.

  10. I'm the one who knocks your hips outta joint if you think you can handle it.

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Latest handling chat up lines

You look like you can handle those clunky two-handed weapons...

I love the way you handle the ball! Will you come lay up on me?

Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.

If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?

It’s a good thing I’m an experienced hunter and can handle your shotgun.

I’d love to see the way you handle my spirit stick.

Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?
Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.

Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?

Girl you've got mad handles, you've been crossing through my mind all day.

They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

Can you handle my direwolf!

Like Shang, I love a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.

I Call My Penis "The Truth"

Cause Bitches Can't Handle It

Do you have any gloves I can burrow?

You’re too hot to handle

Are you a fragile box?

Because I want to handle you with care

I’m kind of like the fire department. Why?

A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet

b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose

What’s your twitter handle?

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Hey there boy

If i was ups, would you let me handle your package?

How much woman can you handle?

"If you and I were squirrels...."

So it's 2004, I'm 16 years old, working at a Winn-Dixie in Panama City Beach, FL (lived there for 12+ years) and a bunch of 40-something year old drunk men would come through my checkout line. I was the 2nd fastest cashier there, was basically a front end lead, and could control just about anything in the store, so I knew I could handle myself.

But this one drunk guy...I was so uncomfortable but it made me laugh. I'll never forget this one:

"If you and I were squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

Thankfully, my manager was nearby and stayed with me until he left. I *was* underage, after all.

Do you need help cleaning out your car?

I’d love to help by handling all that junk in your trunk.

You should work at subway

Because I know you could handle my foot long

Damn are you from Hell?

Cuz you're too hot to handle

Are you a manager?

Yes - Have you ever had a big staff?
No - Could you handle a big staff?