The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Hook Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Hook chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Rose are red, carona is a virus

    Hook up with me, and you’ll just get hepatitis

  2. Hey baby, if I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.

  3. Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?

  4. Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.

  5. We should hook up. Get it?

  6. Have you ever hooked up with a bird?

  7. You have to be made of Skooma, cause I just got hooked on you.

  8. You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...

  9. Are you from District 4? Because you've got me hooked.

  10. Yes, it hooks to the left.

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Funny hook pickup lines

I’m hooked on you.

Is your name bell? 'Cause I want to put my hooks in you!

Damn girl are you an essay? Cuz you got me hooked and now i want your breadcrumbs.

Didn't we hook up in a past life?

Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?

Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

Girl is your name Thresh? Because you got me hooked.

Are you Sandy Hook Elementary?
Because I want to shoot kids in you.

Hey, girl, are you a fish?

Because we should hook up.

Are you a fisherman?

Because you have me hooked

I wanna hook you on my worm?

Do you like fishing?

'Cause you've got me hooked

You must be a crankbait cause you got me hooked.

So I have a pickup line that I was practicing on a fish I caught.

Needless to say it was hooked

Roses are red, my dick’s super thick

If we ever hooked up, you’d be two halves of one chick

Are you a fishing hook?

Cuz I wanna stick my worm in you.

Your name must be Phonics

Because I'm already hooked on you

Hey girl,If i were Obama.

Are u the sandy hook school shooting?
Cause i am really feeling a connection.

I'd love to hook up with you like dial-up Internet:

Real slow, with lots of fucked up noises.

If The Other Person Likes To Fish- Here’s A Few For You.

You’re reely beautiful.

Will you take the bait and go on a date?

Nice bass baby.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i float by again.

You don’t even have a fishing pole, yet I’m hooked on you.

I got my walleye on you.

Is your name Sandy hook?

Cuz I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you

Hey sir are you my bra strap?

Cuz I want to hook you up and get you under my shirt.

Guys of reddit - Have you ever successfully approached an attractive girl and gotten digits in a completely random place? Not in a bar, not at school, not at work, or any other place where people commonly converse (like a party etc). If so, what has worked best and where were you when it happened?

I've done it a time or two with success, but it takes me so far out of my comfort zone... In 2019 I want to improve in this area. I'm a believer in the whole "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" thing, even the ridiculous blindfolded behind the back hook shots (equivalent to meeting a girl in aisle 10 of tesco

Anyway, no wrong answers here, the community as a whole can probably benefit from any information about this topic lol

Dang you like guys?

We have so much income we should hook up

Hey girl, are you a Christmas tree?

Because I’m hooked on you.

Can I help hook you up?