The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Hook Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hook pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Rose are red, carona is a virus

    Hook up with me, and you’ll just get hepatitis

  2. You are really hot, are you a cop?

    Just making sure because if we ever hooked up, I’d finish so fast you’d have to write me a ticket.

  3. Hey baby, if I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.

  4. Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?

  5. Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.

  6. We should hook up. Get it?

  7. Have you ever hooked up with a bird?

  8. You have to be made of Skooma, cause I just got hooked on you.

  9. You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...

  10. Are you from District 4? Because you've got me hooked.

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What is a Hook pickup line?

Funny hook pickup lines

Yes, it hooks to the left.

I’m hooked on you.

Is your name bell? 'Cause I want to put my hooks in you!

Damn girl are you an essay? Cuz you got me hooked and now i want your breadcrumbs.

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This is a funny Hook pickup line!

Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?

Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

Girl is your name Thresh? Because you got me hooked.

Are you Sandy Hook Elementary?

Because I want to shoot kids in you.

Hey, girl, are you a fish?

Because we should hook up.

Baby, I fell for you bell hooks, line, and sinker.

Are you a fisherman?

Because you have me hooked

I wanna hook you on my worm?

Do you like fishing?

'Cause you've got me hooked

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Working Hook tinder opener

You must be a crankbait cause you got me hooked.

So I have a pickup line that I was practicing on a fish I caught.

Needless to say it was hooked

You know, both of us are like new tvs.

It would be easy for us to hook up. :)

Roses are red, my dick’s super thick

If we ever hooked up, you’d be two halves of one chick

Winner, winner chicken dinner

When you tumble back to earth from heaven, hook a guy up with some Drops of Jupiter from your hair.

Babe, you hooked my soul with first sight.

Are you a fishing hook?

Cuz I wanna stick my worm in you.

Your name must be Phonics

Because I'm already hooked on you

Hey girl,If i were Obama.

Are u the sandy hook school shooting?
Cause i am really feeling a connection.

I'd love to hook up with you like dial-up Internet:

Real slow, with lots of fucked up noises.

If The Other Person Likes To Fish- Here’s A Few For You.

You’re reely beautiful.

Will you take the bait and go on a date?

Nice bass baby.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i float by again.

You don’t even have a fishing pole, yet I’m hooked on you.

I got my walleye on you.