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  1. You should come home with me, the only things I don't have registered are my sex offenses.

  2. Used this one on a cute coworker.

    She comes up to me during work and says
    "Hey badfish321 we're out of dimes in the register, can you get some more?"
    I gesture to her and say "We're not out of dimes. Got one right here."

  3. Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

    This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

    What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

    What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

    When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

    This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

    While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

    "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

    And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

    Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

    Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

    This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

  4. May I ask for your EU transparency register number?

  5. I want to call 911 and register a compliant.

    Because you stole my heart <3 ;)

  6. I thought I counted all the change in the register

    But I seemed to have missed a dime

  7. Do you know what part of the tongue registers the "salty taste? Why don't you blow me and find out?

  8. The next time someone tells you to put on a life preserver, remember: I’m a registered beach patroller, and I'm one size fits all.

  9. Want to register your number in my PokeNav?

  10. You need to add me to methadone register, because I’m addicted to you.

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