You must have the scavenger perk cause you're pickin up my package.

I would love to show you my stimulus package.

I like the size of your benefits package.

You are like amazon package

I want you at my house in the next 24h

I hope no one posted diz yet

Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)

Tracking number (phone number)

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

(Reviews)

Girl, it's not about the size of my package. It's about how I deliver it.

Babe, my package is too big to fit in your front door. How about I drop it in the back instead.

Babe, it's time to examine my comprehensive package.

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Let's just say I like to package your goods.

Girl, you've got the whole package.

Babe, here's my number. I could deliver my package to your bed any night.

Do you work at Amazon, 'cause your the total package

Are you a package handler because I need mine boxed

Are you my Amazon order?

Because you’re a complete package.

Girl, I got the package. It's bigger on the inside.

Are you a package? Because I want your tracking number tonight.

Are you an Amazon Package? Because I'd like to rip your packaging and make you mine.

Sleep with a UPS driver, because they always deliver.

I am a package delivery man, give me your number so I could schedule you for a pick up.

Are you my Amazon package? Because I had been waiting for you.

Babe, forget about pick up lines. You could accept my package tonight.

Do you work for Amazon, because I can see you handling my package.

Your package for one boyfriend is in route.

Girl, nice delivery. I want to inspect your package before receiving.

Are you a delivery person. Because I want you to handle my package gently.

Can I have your number? So I could text you before I deliver my package to your home.

Girl, you are so hot, I need to inspect your package for any explosives or hazardous materials inside.

You can call me FedEx

Because I’m gonna violently t**... my package at you.

If you were a birthday present, you'd be the VIP package - unforgettable and totally worth it.

"Your muscles shine brighter than the summer sun, care to deliver some of that heat my way?"

"Excuse me, but is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in one adorable package."

"Like a panda, you've got both cute and mysterious all wrapped up in one tantalizing package."

I must say, your sense of humor is as cheeky as those perfect buttocks of yours. Quite the package! 😉

Good day, short king, your charm makes my heart sing, a treasure in a small package.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, all wrapped up in one delightfully tempting package."

"Are you a protein? Because after passing through me, a Golgi apparatus, you'll definitely leave more refined and packaged."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything, I've been searching for, wrapped in one gorgeous package."

"Seeing you, a VIP package seems dull. How about we upgrade this encounter to an unforgettable experience?"

"Well, I'm definitely not your mailman! Unless of course, you're into guys who deliver packages...and by packages, I mean witty banter and good vibes!"

"They say good things come in small packages, must be why I'm drawn to you."

You must be a gift from Iran, because you've wrapped up my heart in a beautiful package.

"You're proof that great things come in small packages. Your smile alone has a big impact."

"Are you a protein? Because I can package you up perfectly and send you straight to my heart."

"Is your career in package tracking? Because you left my message on delivered, but you've already arrived in my heart!"

I got flexible delivery. You can take it through the front door or the backyard.

Girl, I want to drop my package into your warehouse.

"You're the special delivery I've been waiting for, how about we take this package to the next level, Mr. Mailman?"

"Is your address in heaven? Because handling your package feels like a blessing from above."

"Seeing your glistening abs deliver my package, can I sign for that heavy load waiting in your shorts?"

"You must be made of Golgi bodies, because your curves are perfectly packaged and I can’t wait to unwrap them."

"Is that a big package in your shorts or are you just excited to see me? Either way, keep the deliveries coming."

"Are you a fan of Lunchables? Because just like them, my package might be small, but it's always satisfying."

"I've been told good things come in small packages, but you're the best thing I've ever unwrapped."

"Is it hot out here, or is it just your muscles making my heart sweat? Care to deliver your package in my mailbox?"

"They say good things come in small packages, but you, you're great and perfectly compacted."

"Good things come in small packages, let's unwrap the night together and you'll see why height is overrated."

"Is your beauty part of the lash technician's package or is it exclusively a stunning Ukrainian blonde feature?"

If I were a care package in Call of Duty Mobile, you'd be the first one to grab me.

"Just like a precious gem, the most valuable things come in small packages - and you're priceless."

"Is your height in centimeters? Because every time I look at you, I'm reminded that good things come in small packages!"

"I may not be tall, but they say good things come in small packages, and I'm full of surprises."

Do you work for the UPS?

'Cuz I saw you checking out my package.

"UPS isn't the only thing that's big and muscular around here. How about unloading that package in my mailbox?"

"I can't help but notice you have a lot to offer—care to show me what else you've got?"

"You're the reason my mailbox is full, but can't compare to the package you're carrying. Mind if I handle with care?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in a pretty package."

"Do you come with express delivery? Your muscle-bound figure has me craving for a special drop-off in my tight mailbox."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "fine" written all over your big package.

"They say good things come in small packages, but I didn't know that included beautiful girls like you."

"Do you ladies always come as a package deal or can I make an exception for a beauty like you?"

"Like a priority package from Canada Post, your beauty is express-delivered straight to my heart."

Do you work at UPS? Because I'd love to handle your package with care.

"Your height's perfect, darling. After all, precious gems are always found in small packages."

"Ever thought of delivering your big, sweaty package in my back truck? Because I'm open for business."

"Are you a Golgi body? Because you’re packaging my heart with every glance."

"I'm not looking to be your brother, I want to upgrade our friendship to 'unlimited laughs & good times' package."

"They say good things come in small packages; your goofy charm and hot looks are proof that's true."

Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you handling packages like a pro.

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that doesn't need any pretty packaging."

I wonder if your package would fit in this tight door slot.

"Oh boy, you deliver more than just mail. With those abs, you're delivering dreams, fantasies, and heartbeats."

Baby I am Amazon, because I will always deliver my package to you on demand.

"Taylor, with your love for red and a taste for the finer things, you're the perfect package – just like Kit Kats and steak."

"Is your heart as generous as my package? Because, darling, I've got a lot of love to give."

"In life, the best things truly do come in small packages, like you."

"Are you a protein? Because I’m the Golgi body ready to package you with love!"

Are you my Amazon order? Because you’re a total complete package.

"Is your shirt off because it's hot or because you're making my mailbox steam with anticipation for your big delivery?"

"Are your abs just for show or can they handle the weight of my growing admiration for you?"

"Hey handsome, the way you handle those packages with your muscle-bound arms is a priority delivery straight to my heart."

Would you like a drink before receiving my package?

"Is it hot in here, or is it just your abs glistening under the summer sun while you deliver my package?"

"They say the best things come in small packages; care to unwrap this 'kid' tonight?"

"I can't help but admire your heavy load, how about letting me handle your package in the back of your mail truck?"

In your petite package, beauty resides, like a star that in the sky so brightly glides.

"You're proof that the best things really do come in small, stunningly beautiful packages."

Haha, thank you! I'll make sure to keep honing my skills. Maybe you can show me some magic tricks sometime? 😉

Do you have Amazon Prime? Because you are about to get my package.

"Is that a package for me in your shorts, or are you just pleased to deliver? Because either way, I'm signing for it."

"Just like a Golgi apparatus packaging enzymes, I'm ready to wrap up all my love and deliver it to you."

"Your muscles can carry any package, but can they handle the weight of my desire for you under the summer heat?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, all wrapped up in a gorgeous female package."

"Is your name Sale? Because I'm checking you out and loving the total package."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in a laughter-filled package."

"Are you ready to handle this package? It's pretty heavy and it may require some... special attention."

Are you a small package? Because good things come in small sizes, just like you.

"A blend of cultures in a small package so divine, Your youthful glow, my dear, makes the universe align."

"Just trying to show you the full package right away, can't hide my charm for too long."

"With those killer brows and that nose ring, you're the whole package—too tempting to resist."

"Those abs deliver more than mail, they're delivering a first class ticket to my fantasy."

The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

"Is that a special delivery in your shorts, or are you just excited to see me unload?"

"Are you a Golgi Body? Because you've got me feeling sorted, packaged, and ready for delivery to your heart."

"Hey there, Mr. Mailman. How about delivering that heavy package to my heart instead of just my doorstep?"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for in that cute, irresistible package."

"Are you a golgi body? Because you’re packaging all my desires perfectly and making them ready to go."

"Are your muscles made of postage? Because every time you deliver, my heart's stamp of approval gets stronger."

"Like a kid with a Lunchable, I'm just looking for the right person to share my delightfully compact package with."

"They say good things come in small packages, well, I'm short, black, nerdy and have an extra chromosome to love you."

Like a precious gem in a tiny shell, your beauty shines brightly in a petite package.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for in a stunning package.

Call me your delivery guy

Cz this big package is for you

"You handle packages like nobody else, how about you let me explore the heavy load hiding in your shorts?"

Is it just me, or are you the cutest and most compact package of sweetness I've ever seen?

"For such a tiny package, you sure do pack a lot of beauty."

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

"If you like playing around with hair, I'm the total package! I've got enough for a full-time hairstylist gig."

"Are you a cell? Because I’d love to package all my love and export it straight to you."

Are you sure your boyfriend can handle all this charisma and beauty in one package?