You must have the scavenger perk cause you're pickin up my package.

I would love to show you my stimulus package.

I like the size of your benefits package.

You are like amazon package

I want you at my house in the next 24h

I hope no one posted diz yet

Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)

Tracking number (phone number)

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

(Reviews)

Girl, it's not about the size of my package. It's about how I deliver it.

Babe, I am better than the vaccine because I got a big stimulus package.

Babe, it's time to examine my comprehensive package.

Babe, my package is too big to fit in your front door. How about I drop it in the back instead.

Let's just say I like to package your goods.

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Girl, you've got the whole package.

Babe, here's my number. I could deliver my package to your bed any night.

Do you work at Amazon, 'cause your the total package

Are you a package handler because I need mine boxed

Are you my Amazon order?

Because you’re a complete package.

Girl, I got the package. It's bigger on the inside.

Are you a package? Because I want your tracking number tonight.

Are you an Amazon Package? Because I'd like to rip your packaging and make you mine.

Sleep with a UPS driver, because they always deliver.

I am a package delivery man, give me your number so I could schedule you for a pick up.

Are you my Amazon package? Because I had been waiting for you.

Babe, forget about pick up lines. You could accept my package tonight.

Do you work for Amazon, because I can see you handling my package.

Your package for one boyfriend is in route.

Girl, nice delivery. I want to inspect your package before receiving.

Can I have your number? So I could text you before I deliver my package to your home.

The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package inside you.

You can call me FedEx

Because I’m gonna violently t**... my package at you.

Girl, you are so hot, I need to inspect your package for any explosives or hazardous materials inside.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, all wrapped up in one delightfully tempting package."

If you were a birthday present, you'd be the VIP package - unforgettable and totally worth it.

"Your muscles shine brighter than the summer sun, care to deliver some of that heat my way?"

"Well, I'm definitely not your mailman! Unless of course, you're into guys who deliver packages...and by packages, I mean witty banter and good vibes!"

"Are we friends, or a package deal? Because with you, I get beauty, charm, and a potential benefit."

"Like a panda, you've got both cute and mysterious all wrapped up in one tantalizing package."

Good day, short king, your charm makes my heart sing, a treasure in a small package.

"Are you a protein? Because after passing through me, a Golgi apparatus, you'll definitely leave more refined and packaged."

"Excuse me, but is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in one adorable package."

"They say good things come in small packages, must be why I'm drawn to you."

I must say, your sense of humor is as cheeky as those perfect buttocks of yours. Quite the package! 😉

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything, I've been searching for, wrapped in one gorgeous package."

"Seeing you, a VIP package seems dull. How about we upgrade this encounter to an unforgettable experience?"

"Is your career in package tracking? Because you left my message on delivered, but you've already arrived in my heart!"

"You're proof that great things come in small packages. Your smile alone has a big impact."

"Are you a protein? Because I can package you up perfectly and send you straight to my heart."

I got flexible delivery. You can take it through the front door or the backyard.

"Are you a fan of Lunchables? Because just like them, my package might be small, but it's always satisfying."

Girl, I want to drop my package into your warehouse.

"I've been told good things come in small packages, but you're the best thing I've ever unwrapped."

"You must be made of Golgi bodies, because your curves are perfectly packaged and I can’t wait to unwrap them."

"Is your address in heaven? Because handling your package feels like a blessing from above."

"Seeing your glistening abs deliver my package, can I sign for that heavy load waiting in your shorts?"

"Is it just me, or does your confidence come with a very impressive package? I’d love to unwrap that!"

"Is that a big package in your shorts or are you just excited to see me? Either way, keep the deliveries coming."

"Just like a precious gem, the most valuable things come in small packages - and you're priceless."

"Is your beauty part of the lash technician's package or is it exclusively a stunning Ukrainian blonde feature?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in a pretty package."

Is that a package or are you just happy to see me?

"Is your height in centimeters? Because every time I look at you, I'm reminded that good things come in small packages!"

Do you work for the UPS?

'Cuz I saw you checking out my package.

"I may not be tall, but they say good things come in small packages, and I'm full of surprises."

"You're the reason my mailbox is full, but can't compare to the package you're carrying. Mind if I handle with care?"

"Good things come in small packages, let's unwrap the night together and you'll see why height is overrated."

"Do you come with express delivery? Your muscle-bound figure has me craving for a special drop-off in my tight mailbox."

"I can't help but notice you have a lot to offer—care to show me what else you've got?"

If I were a care package in Call of Duty Mobile, you'd be the first one to grab me.

"They say good things come in small packages, but you, you're great and perfectly compacted."

"Is it hot out here, or is it just your muscles making my heart sweat? Care to deliver your package in my mailbox?"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "fine" written all over your big package.

"Like a priority package from Canada Post, your beauty is express-delivered straight to my heart."

Do you work at UPS? Because I'd love to handle your package with care.

"Your height's perfect, darling. After all, precious gems are always found in small packages."

"Ever thought of delivering your big, sweaty package in my back truck? Because I'm open for business."

"Do you ladies always come as a package deal or can I make an exception for a beauty like you?"

"You must be made of sugar, spice, and everything nice because you're the total package."

"Are you a Golgi body? Because you’re packaging my heart with every glance."

"I'm not looking to be your brother, I want to upgrade our friendship to 'unlimited laughs & good times' package."

"They say good things come in small packages; your goofy charm and hot looks are proof that's true."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that doesn't need any pretty packaging."

I wonder if your package would fit in this tight door slot.

"Are you a protein? Because I’m the Golgi body ready to package you with love!"

"Oh boy, you deliver more than just mail. With those abs, you're delivering dreams, fantasies, and heartbeats."

"Is your shirt off because it's hot or because you're making my mailbox steam with anticipation for your big delivery?"

"Taylor, with your love for red and a taste for the finer things, you're the perfect package – just like Kit Kats and steak."

Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you handling packages like a pro.

"Your height? That's just proof that good things definitely come in small packages."

"Is your heart as generous as my package? Because, darling, I've got a lot of love to give."

Baby I am Amazon, because I will always deliver my package to you on demand.

Are you my Amazon order? Because you’re a total complete package.

"They say the best things come in small packages; care to unwrap this 'kid' tonight?"

In your petite package, beauty resides, like a star that in the sky so brightly glides.

"Are your abs just for show or can they handle the weight of my growing admiration for you?"

Haha, thank you! I'll make sure to keep honing my skills. Maybe you can show me some magic tricks sometime? 😉

Would you like a drink before receiving my package?

"Hey handsome, the way you handle those packages with your muscle-bound arms is a priority delivery straight to my heart."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for in the cutest package."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just your abs glistening under the summer sun while you deliver my package?"

Do you have Amazon Prime? Because you are about to get my package.

"I can't help but admire your heavy load, how about letting me handle your package in the back of your mail truck?"

"Is that a package for me in your shorts, or are you just pleased to deliver? Because either way, I'm signing for it."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in a laughter-filled package."

"A blend of cultures in a small package so divine, Your youthful glow, my dear, makes the universe align."

"Just like a Golgi apparatus packaging enzymes, I'm ready to wrap up all my love and deliver it to you."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, all wrapped up in a gorgeous female package."

"Your muscles can carry any package, but can they handle the weight of my desire for you under the summer heat?"

"Is your name Sale? Because I'm checking you out and loving the total package."

"Are you ready to handle this package? It's pretty heavy and it may require some... special attention."

Are you a small package? Because good things come in small sizes, just like you.

"Just trying to show you the full package right away, can't hide my charm for too long."

"With those killer brows and that nose ring, you're the whole package—too tempting to resist."

"Those abs deliver more than mail, they're delivering a first class ticket to my fantasy."

The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

"Are your muscles made of postage? Because every time you deliver, my heart's stamp of approval gets stronger."

"Are you a Golgi Body? Because you've got me feeling sorted, packaged, and ready for delivery to your heart."

"Hey there, Mr. Mailman. How about delivering that heavy package to my heart instead of just my doorstep?"

"Are you a golgi body? Because you’re packaging all my desires perfectly and making them ready to go."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for in that cute, irresistible package."

"Is that a special delivery in your shorts, or are you just excited to see me unload?"

Like a precious gem in a tiny shell, your beauty shines brightly in a petite package.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in a beautifully cute package."

Hey Joe Biden, are you a stimulus package? Because you're definitely stimulating something in me.

"They say good things come in small packages, well, I'm short, black, nerdy and have an extra chromosome to love you."

"Are you a cell? Because I’d love to package all my love and export it straight to you."

"You handle packages like nobody else, how about you let me explore the heavy load hiding in your shorts?"

Is it just me, or are you the cutest and most compact package of sweetness I've ever seen?

Call me your delivery guy

Cz this big package is for you

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for in a stunning package.

Are you sure your boyfriend can handle all this charisma and beauty in one package?

"For such a tiny package, you sure do pack a lot of beauty."

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.