Top 50 package Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Package chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Girl, are you from the Amazon?

   Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

2. Lets just say I like to Package your Derivatives.

3. Want to play TSA agents and fondle my package?

4. Who wants to see my stimulus package!

5. Let's play reach I'll be noble six and I'll drop the package in your pillar of autumn.

6. You must have the scavenger perk cause you're pickin up my package.

7. I would love to show you my stimulus package.

8. I like the size of your benefits package.

9. (UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

10. Do you work for UPS?

    Because you’ve been staring at my package all night.

Latest package chat up lines

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Do you work for the UPS?

'Cuz I saw you checking out my package.

The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

Michelle. Would you care to examine MY comprehensive package?

Would you like to see my comprehensive package?

Hey there boy

If i was ups, would you let me handle your package?

You'll be receiving a package soon.

Economics One Liners

Baby, I'm an expert in exponential growth.

I'll give you all the stimulus you need

I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

My boom cycle *never* plateaus

I've got all the supply needed to meet your demand

I'm like a multiplier effect, once you get me started I just keep on giving.

I've got a producer surplus just *waiting* to be met.

You can be a free rider on my public good *any* time.

Hey ladies, my public good is non-rivalry, there is plenty for everyone!

Are you an amazon prime customer ?

Because you're going to recieve my package by tomorrow.

Girl, you've got the whole package

Cheeseburger, chicken nuggets and french fries.

Situational pick-up line

This one is for a cohabitator that receives a delivery

"a package came for you. i hope i can do the same"

Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

Are you an amazon driver?

Because i see you checking out my package.

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

(To your girlfriend)

Place your hands on her butt and say “So happy my girlfriend is a package deal with hand warmers”.

Free way to touch her butt and usually leads to more touching!

Are you the mail woman?

Cause I’d like you to handle my package.

Are you a packaging for a sausage...

Because I’d love to store my sausage inside you.

I am a good thing,

Will you be my small package?

Are you my Christmas present?

Because I can't wait to rip off your packaging.

I heard you deliver parcels for a living

Wanna handle my package?

Are you a professional deliveryman

Because I have a package that needs careful handling.

Are you a care package? Because you must've fallen from heaven.

Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me

If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

Nice package let me help unwrap that!