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Top 50 Package Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Package pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you my package from Amazon?

    Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

  2. Girl, are you from the Amazon?

    Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

  3. Lets just say I like to Package your Derivatives.

  4. Want to play TSA agents and fondle my package?

  5. Who wants to see my stimulus package!

  6. Let's play reach I'll be noble six and I'll drop the package in your pillar of autumn.

  7. You must have the scavenger perk cause you're pickin up my package.

  8. I would love to show you my stimulus package.

  9. I like the size of your benefits package.

  10. You are like amazon package

    I want you at my house in the next 24h

    I hope no one posted diz yet

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What is a Package pickup line?

Funny package pickup lines

(UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Do you work for UPS?

Because you’ve been staring at my package all night.

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Are you my Amazon order?

Because you’re a complete package.

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This is a funny Package pickup line!

The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

Michelle. Would you care to examine MY comprehensive package?

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

The GOP didn't like my stimulus package, but you will.

Would you like to see my comprehensive package?

Hey there boy

If i was ups, would you let me handle your package?

Since COVID-19 didn't take you out, Can I?

You can $timulus my package ;)

You'll be receiving a package soon.

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Working Package tinder opener

Economics One Liners

Baby, I'm an expert in exponential growth.

I'll give you all the stimulus you need

I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

My boom cycle *never* plateaus

I've got all the supply needed to meet your demand

I'm like a multiplier effect, once you get me started I just keep on giving.

I've got a producer surplus just *waiting* to be met.

You can be a free rider on my public good *any* time.

Hey ladies, my public good is non-rivalry, there is plenty for everyone!

Do you work for Amazon?

Cause I want you to handle my package.

Girl, you've got the whole package

Cheeseburger, chicken nuggets and french fries.

Situational pick-up line

This one is for a cohabitator that receives a delivery

"a package came for you. i hope i can do the same"

Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

Are you an amazon driver?

Because i see you checking out my package.

Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

We don't have to wait for the government help, this guy got all the stimulus package you need.

(To your girlfriend)

Place your hands on her butt and say “So happy my girlfriend is a package deal with hand warmers”.

Free way to touch her butt and usually leads to more touching!

Are you a professional deliveryman

Because I have a package that needs careful handling.