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Top 50 Package Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Package pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you my package from Amazon?

    Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

  2. Girl, are you from the Amazon?

    Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

  3. Want to play TSA agents and fondle my package?

  4. Lets just say I like to Package your Derivatives.

  5. Who wants to see my stimulus package!

  6. Let's play reach I'll be noble six and I'll drop the package in your pillar of autumn.

  7. You must have the scavenger perk cause you're pickin up my package.

  8. I would love to show you my stimulus package.

  9. I like the size of your benefits package.

  10. You are like amazon package

    I want you at my house in the next 24h

    I hope no one posted diz yet

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Funny package pickup lines

(UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)

Tracking number (phone number)

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

(Reviews)

Do you work for UPS?

Because you’ve been staring at my package all night.

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

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This is a funny Package pickup line!

You can call me FedEx

Because I’m gonna violently thrust my package at you.

Do you work for the UPS?
'Cuz I saw you checking out my package.

The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

Michelle. Would you care to examine MY comprehensive package?

The GOP didn't like my stimulus package, but you will.

Would you like to see my comprehensive package?

Hey there boy

If i was ups, would you let me handle your package?

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Working Package tinder opener

You'll be receiving a package soon.

Are you an amazon prime customer ?

Because you're going to recieve my package by tomorrow.

Economics One Liners

Baby, I'm an expert in exponential growth.

I'll give you all the stimulus you need

I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

My boom cycle *never* plateaus

I've got all the supply needed to meet your demand

I'm like a multiplier effect, once you get me started I just keep on giving.

I've got a producer surplus just *waiting* to be met.

You can be a free rider on my public good *any* time.

Hey ladies, my public good is non-rivalry, there is plenty for everyone!

Do you work for Amazon?

Cause I want you to handle my package.

Are you getting shipped?

Because you’re the whole package :)

Girl, you've got the whole package

Cheeseburger, chicken nuggets and french fries.

Situational pick-up line

This one is for a cohabitator that receives a delivery

"a package came for you. i hope i can do the same"

Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.

Are you an amazon driver?

Because i see you checking out my package.

Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.