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Top 50 Store Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Store pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Store tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  2. Hey girl. . .

    Let me treat your kiss like a rice bag at the grocery store ;)

  3. Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

  4. Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

  5. My lungs store oxygen; share

  6. Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.

  7. Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

    I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

  8. Hey, this doesn’t have a date on it, could I get one from you? (This only works in a grocery store if you find an item that doesn’t have a date on it)

  9. Is this the produce department. Because I'm harder than a grocery store avocado.

  10. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."


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Working store pickup lines

Egg whites are for pussies. A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

This diaper rash ointment isn't for my ass, it's for a tattoo that just so happens to be on my ass.

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

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This is a funny Store pickup line!

Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.

I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.

Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.

I am a pharmacists, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.

Babe, I got quick reconstitution time.

With all of the grocery stores running out of food...

I need to eat something 🤔

You're a nut, I'm a squirrel

Winters coming and I want to store you in my cheek girl.

Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?

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Working Store tinder opener

Let's spice up your love life, do you accept third parties?

You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

Babe, do you do more than lick and stick?

Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

Because you’re essential to me...

*Checking out at a store*

If I didn't have these items would you still check me out?

I was looking at the window of a store and

I saw something adorable to get you for Christmas, then I realized it was my reflection.

Things I think of while at work <clothing store> recently Someone asking for size M Me: There's an M in me do you want me? At times like this its good that my mind is not a speaker

With the stores being out of food

Can I come over and eat you

*walk into store* Do you have dates here?

Employee: Sure. Aisle 10
You: That's kinda far. Can I just have one with you?

Very naughty, very original (I think)

Are you a fruit store? Cos I want to eat your melons

Is this your real hair? Because I saw it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive!!!...so can I have your number?