50 Store Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Store rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about store, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Store Pickup Lines

A good Store hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
Hey girl. . .

Let me treat your kiss like a rice bag at the grocery store ;)
Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?
Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!
My lungs store oxygen; share
Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.

Short and cute store pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about store are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

Hey, this doesn’t have a date on it, could I get one from you? (This only works in a grocery store if you find an item that doesn’t have a date on it)

Is this the produce department. Because I'm harder than a grocery store avocado.

Hey cutie, are you a lipid droplet? Because I’m ready to store all my love for you.

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

This diaper rash ointment isn't for my ass, it's for a tattoo that just so happens to be on my ass.

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

Cheesy store Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

Are you a fruit store? Because I want to pick on your watermelons.

Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.

I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.

Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.

I am a pharmacists, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.

With all of the grocery stores running out of food...

I need to eat something 🤔

Corny store Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Store conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You're a nut, I'm a squirrel

Winters coming and I want to store you in my cheek girl.

Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?

I like my girls how I like my candy

Cheap and available on every corner store

Let's spice up your love life, do you accept third parties?

You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

Babe, do you do more than lick and stick?

Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

Because you’re essential to me...

Checking out at a store

If I didn't have these items would you still check me out?

I was looking at the window of a store and

I saw something adorable to get you for Christmas, then I realized it was my reflection.

Things I think of while at work <clothing store> recently Someone asking for size M Me: There's an M in me do you want me? At times like this its good that my mind is not a speaker

With the stores being out of food

Can I come over and eat you

Very naughty, very original (I think)

Are you a fruit store? Cos I want to eat your melons

A good store Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Store hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

walk into store Do you have dates here?

Employee: Sure. Aisle 10
You: That's kinda far. Can I just have one with you?

Is this your real hair? Because I saw it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive!!!...so can I have your number?

Why the h**... don't liquor stores have Black Friday sales?

Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.

Ready to find new routes of administration?

Hey girl. I know the store says “No Food or Drink Inside.”
But your looking like a snack.

Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.

Hey girl! Do you work at a furniture store?

Cuz I’m looking for one nightstand!

If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in you.

Are you sold out at the grocery store?

Because you're a non-perishable item

Hey Girl, are that liquor store at the end of road

Coz I can wait for my Turn all day

Hey, are you a grocery store?

Because you're my Target.

Do you work at a grocery store?

Because youre a snack.

Are you a packaging for a sausage...

Because I’d love to store my sausage inside you.

I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!

Are you a store Black Friday flyer? Because you turn me on.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Store love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Store chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.