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Top 50 Store Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Store pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  2. Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

  3. Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

  4. My lungs store oxygen; share

  5. Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.

  6. Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

    I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

  7. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."

  8. Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.

  9. With all of the grocery stores running out of food...

    I need to eat something 🤔

  10. I like my girls how I like my candy

    Cheap and available on every corner store

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Funny store pickup lines

Do you need any help?
This happened to me a few weeks ago and I'm pretty proud of this line I made up.

I was walking around in a department store with this girl, and a worker came up to us and asked
"Do you guys need any help?"

I responded with the usual "No thanks" and then quickly added "I already found everything I'm looking for"

My friend gasped a little, and as I walked away, I heard the worker say "Damn that was good."

This dude

So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:

"Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."

I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.

Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

Because you’re essential to me...

With the stores being out of food

Can I come over and eat you

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This is a funny Store pickup line!

*walk into store* Do you have dates here?

Employee: Sure. Aisle 10
You: That's kinda far. Can I just have one with you?

Hey girl. I know the store says “No Food or Drink Inside.”
But your looking like a snack.

Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.

Hey girl! Do you work at a furniture store?

Cuz I’m looking for one nightstand!

Are you sold out at the grocery store?

Because you're a non-perishable item

Hey Girl, are that liquor store at the end of road

Coz I can wait for my Turn all day

Are you a packaging for a sausage...

Because I’d love to store my sausage inside you.

Hey, are you a grocery store?

Because you're my Target.

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Working Store tinder opener

Baby I'm like Efavirenz. Go out with me and let me take your nightmares away.

Baby, I will Medicare for you all night.

Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.

Even Pepcid AC can't stop my haert's burning for you.

Girl you must be norepinephrine, because you make my heart race!

Girl you must be Sotalol, because you prolong my QT interval

Girl you're so expensive my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.

Hey baby, you are like a SSRI antipsychotic. It only makes sense when you are with me.

Hey baby, you are like Mannitol always pleasant taste and cool.

Hey girl, I heard you are the pharmacist. Here is my new methadone prescription. See you everyday for the rest of our lives.

Hey, I'm like acetaminophen I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.