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Top 50 borrow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Borrow chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I lost my number.. may I borrow yours?

  2. I`m sorry can I borrow a map, I seem to be lost in your eyes.

  3. Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.

  4. You can borrow my eyeliner.

  5. Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'

  6. If we're still together next year, let's put flour in our hair, borrow your grandpa's walker, and grow old together.

  7. Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

  8. I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?

  9. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

  10. Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?

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Latest borrow chat up lines

Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

Can i borrow your eyeliner? I just realized mine isn’t waterproof?

Excuse me, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.

Can I borrow your sunglasses? You're blinding me.

You have borrowing privileges with me any time.

My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?

Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.

Can I borrow a quarter to call my dying mother?

I borrowed daddy’s teeth just for you.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

Need a good response

A girl messaged me on a dating app saying "Do you have a pickaxe I can borrow? I need something to break the ice."

I need a clever response to show I'm interested and I've got no game. Anyone got a good response?

Can I borrow a kiss?

I promise I’ll give it back

"Fishing lines"

I've got a rod for you to borrow.

I have a boat, if you could grab the bait.

I only reel in fish that rock the boat.

Fishing has always been a dirty sport.

Lets go read some hemmingway. Maybe some "old man and the sea"

Sometimes I have to beat the fish to get em in the boat, but thats only the big ones.

I only have extra large bait.

I only fish when the fish are biting.

I'm good with a motorboat.

Can I borrow your phone?

I’d like to call my dad and tell him I’ve met the man of my dreams.

Can I borrow your phone?

Because my mom told me to let her know when I meet the girl of my dreams

I lost my coochie

I need a spare can I borrow yours

Sorry I lost my phonenumber.

Can I borrow yours?

Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

I seem to have lost my sex slave, can I borrow you for a bit?

Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

My G-string just broke, can I borrow yours?

Would you like to borrow my tuner? You're looking pretty sharp to me.