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Top 50 Borrow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Borrow pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I lost my number.. may I borrow yours?

  2. I`m sorry can I borrow a map, I seem to be lost in your eyes.

  3. Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.

  4. You can borrow my eyeliner.

  5. Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'

  6. If we're still together next year, let's put flour in our hair, borrow your grandpa's walker, and grow old together.

  7. Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

  8. I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?

  9. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

  10. Can I borrow a rupee?

    I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

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Funny borrow pickup lines

Can i borrow your eyeliner? I just realized mine isn’t waterproof?

Excuse me, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

Can I borrow a kiss?

I swear I’ll give it back.

Girl, are you a pen?

Because I borrowed you and now I don't want to give you back.

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You have borrowing privileges with me any time.

My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?

Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.

Can I borrow your picture?

To show Santa what I want for Christmas

Can I borrow a quarter to call my dying mother?

I borrowed daddy’s teeth just for you.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Can I borrow your heart?

Because I lost mine falling for you.

Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am goning to marry.

Hey Girl Can I borrow a kiss

I Promise I will return it back.

Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

Excuse me! Can I borrow your phone?

Because my Mother said to call her when I meet the girl of my dreams.

Need a good response

A girl messaged me on a dating app saying "Do you have a pickaxe I can borrow? I need something to break the ice."

I need a clever response to show I'm interested and I've got no game. Anyone got a good response?

Hey dude, don’t know how it happened, but I lost my dick.

Mind if I borrow yours?

I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having sex later.

Can I borrow your phone to call animal control?

Because I've just spotted a fox

Can I borrow a kiss?

I promise I’ll give it back

"Fishing lines"

I've got a rod for you to borrow.

I have a boat, if you could grab the bait.

I only reel in fish that rock the boat.

Fishing has always been a dirty sport.

Lets go read some hemmingway. Maybe some "old man and the sea"

Sometimes I have to beat the fish to get em in the boat, but thats only the big ones.

I only have extra large bait.

I only fish when the fish are biting.

I'm good with a motorboat.

I lost my coochie

I need a spare can I borrow yours