Top 50 Borrow Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Borrow pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Borrow tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I lost my number.. may I borrow yours?
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I`m sorry can I borrow a map, I seem to be lost in your eyes.
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Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.
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You can borrow my eyeliner.
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Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'
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If we're still together next year, let's put flour in our hair, borrow your grandpa's walker, and grow old together.
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Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!
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I gotcha a (nerdy) list
Are you that note I messed up in rehearsal today? *Because I can't stop thinking about you.*
Are you a fermata? *Because I want to hold you.*
Hey, do you want to borrow my tuner? *Because you're looking real sharp.*
Are you parked prestissimo? *Because you're dashing*.
You must be a two octave sixteenth note run, because you leave me breathless.
Are you the key signature? *Because I miss you constantly.*
My love for you is like the cello line in Pachelbel's Canon... neverending.
Are you a practice room? *Because I really want you and I hope you're not taken.*
You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.
My favorite element on the periodic table must be uranium, because I am in love with U.
Our love will be like pi: irrational and neverending.
Are you a carbon sample? *Because I want to date you.*
Between DNA and RNA, I like RNA better because it has U in it.
Do you produce energy by harnessing the flow of water? Because dam. -
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
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Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
Working borrow pickup lines
Lost my phone number
Can I borrow yours?
Can I borrow a rupee?
I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.
Can i borrow your eyeliner? I just realized mine isn’t waterproof?
Excuse me, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?
May I please borrow a kiss?
I promise I’ll give it back.
Do u have a pencil I can borrow? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future.
Do you offer loans? How much interest do I have to pay to borrow your t**... night.
Can I borrow a kiss?
I swear I’ll give it back.
Girl, are you a pen?
Because I borrowed you and now I don't want to give you back.
Can I borrow a pencil? Because I want to push my tip inside up and down.
I'm not sure what you're skating on, but I want to borrow it.
Can I borrow your sunglasses? You're blinding me.
Can I borrow your ears? Because I want to whisper sweet nothing into them.
You have borrowing privileges with me any time.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
Can I borrow your trail map? I'm lost in your eyes.
Can I borrow your picture?
To show Santa what I want for Christmas
My lips are dry, can I borrow yours to moisten them?
Can I borrow a quarter to call my dying mother?
I borrowed daddy’s teeth just for you.
Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation
**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**
* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through o**... s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .
And for the finale:
* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?
Can I borrow a cuddle? I promise to give it back.