Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?

Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

Lost my phone number

Can I borrow yours?

Can i borrow your eyeliner? I just realized mine isn’t waterproof?

Can I borrow your glasses? Because I want to share my life's vision with you.

Can I borrow a chloroplast from you? I want to photosynthesize our love.

May I please borrow a kiss?

I promise I’ll give it back.

Can I borrow a kiss?

I swear I’ll give it back.

Do you offer loans? How much interest do I have to pay to borrow your t**... night.

Can I borrow a pencil? Because I want to push my tip inside up and down.

I'm not sure what you're skating on, but I want to borrow it.

Can I borrow your sunglasses? You're blinding me.

Can I borrow your skates for a little while? I promise to return them in good condition.

Can I borrow your ears? Because I want to whisper sweet nothing into them.

You have borrowing privileges with me any time.

Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.

Can I borrow your trail map? I'm lost in your eyes.

Can I borrow your picture?

To show Santa what I want for Christmas

My lips are dry, can I borrow yours to moisten them?

Can I borrow a quarter to call my dying mother?

I borrowed daddy’s teeth just for you.

Can I borrow a cuddle? I promise to give it back.

"Excuse me, could I borrow a smile? Yours is far too precious to be washed away in tears."

Excusez-moi, but can I borrow a moment of your time to admire your elegance in this city of love?

Can I borrow your ruler? I need to make sure my angles are just right for you.

"I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? Don't worry, it's for a good cause: getting to know the most stunning woman here."

"Did you borrow Catwoman's suit? Because just like her, you leave me spellbound with your charm."

"Did you borrow the stars? Because your beauty outshines the entire galaxy."

Can I borrow your smile for the day? It's just too captivating to resist.

Can I borrow a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, just like Freyja's wandering around.

Excuse me, may I borrow a map? I keep getting lost in your captivating anal hickie.

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back with an enchanting story to discuss."

Can I borrow your hand? I seem to have lost my number, and I need it for later tonight.

"Can I borrow a map? My hands seem to have lost their way into the world of your enchanting charm and elegance."

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. Mind if I borrow a moment to get lost in your eyes?

"Hey beautiful, did you borrow those stars from the sky? Because your eyes are outshining the entire galaxy."

"Did you borrow your beauty from the colors of your Punjabi suit? Because it captivates me like a Punjab sunset."

Can I borrow a map? Because whenever I look into your eyes, I get lost in a good fuck.

Excuse me, but I think Heaven is missing an angel. Can I borrow you for a bit?

"Is it just me, or did the sky borrow its shade of blue from the sparkle in your eyes?"

"Can I borrow a map? I just got lost in your eyes and forgot about all my sorrows!"

Can I borrow your library card? Because I want to check you out and lick you all over.

"Can I borrow a map? Because I just got lost in your Mexi-Pino eyes this beautiful afternoon."

"Is your phone handy? God's been phoning around, apparently he misplaced his favorite angel!"

"May I borrow your phone? I promised myself the day I met the most beautiful girl, I'd call home."

"Is your phone in heaven? Because I need to call God to report an angelic jailbreak."

Your credit score is so fine, you can borrow my d*ck any time.

"Mind if I borrow your phone? I promised my mom I'd call her when I found the cure for being an asshole."

Can I borrow your name? Because it's so unique, I want to use it in my next novel.

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back, but with interest."

If smiles were currency, you'd be the richest girl in the room. Can I borrow a million?

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. Can I borrow a few moments?"

"Can I borrow a map? I got lost in your eyes and now my sorrows can't find their way back."

"Your beauty's a riddle, solving it is my plea, could I borrow your moments and make eternity?"

Can I borrow your goggles? Because I can't seem to see anyone else but you in this pool.

Can I borrow a map? Because I keep getting lost in the curves of your gorgeous big booty.

Only if I can borrow your warmth in return. I’ve heard it's the perfect recipe for sweet dreams.

"Amie, did you borrow those dazzling eyes from Venus? Because I've been stargazing ever since I saw you."

"Excuse me, but can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back with interest this beautiful morning."

"Can I borrow your GPS? Because the path to heaven must be lost within your ageless beauty."

"Though stealing's a crime, your beauty I'd borrow, for it lights up my heart, in places so hollow."

"Can I borrow a map? Because I just got lost in the path to your arms."

"Did you borrow my sadness? Because ever since I met you, I can't seem to find it anywhere."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to ease your sorrow and return it with interest."

"Excuse me, miss, I seem to have misplaced my phone number. Can I borrow yours instead?"

Can I borrow your glasses? Because I can't see anyone else as stunning as you.

"Did you borrow the stars? Because your smile outshines the entire galaxy. Dinner tonight?"

"Excuse me, but can I borrow a digit? Your beauty is an equation only my math skills can solve."

"Excuse me, but I believe fate lost my number, can I borrow yours to make destiny happen?"

"Did you borrow your radiance from the sun? Because you're hotter than any sunrise I've ever seen."

"Can I borrow a pen? I want to write about the moment when your smile lit up my rhymes."

Doggos are the best companions! Do you have a pup, or do you just enjoy borrowing your friends’ furry pals for adventures?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back with interest. Happy Valentine's monthsary, gorgeous!

"I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours to remember something beautiful today?"

"Can I borrow a kiss, miss? I promise to keep it casual, just like a laid back Sunday with an old-school twist."

"Can I borrow your phone? Because I just told my friends I'd found the girl of my dreams."

"Excuse me, but I seem to have misplaced my phone number. Could I possibly borrow yours instead?"

"Excuse me, can I borrow a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes trying to find home plate."

"In that outfit, you could steal hearts—mind if I borrow yours for a moment?"

"Is your hair color borrowed from the sunset? Because those red streaks are setting my heart on fire."

"Did you borrow those eyes from Venus? Because they're making me explore new galaxies of desire."

"I guess He'll want my phone back then, because it's made of gold... like the streets up there!"

"I bet God must already know, considering the divine connection we're having. But sure, you can borrow my phone."

Excuse me, but I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours instead?

"If you're not mine, can I at least borrow a kiss until you make up your mind?"

"Can I borrow a map, señorita? I just keep getting lost in your enchanting eyes."

"Excuse me, but I think I lost my number. Can I borrow yours to call myself?"

Can I borrow your heart?

Because I lost mine falling for you.

"Hey, do you mind if I borrow a light? Your eyes sparked something in me that my lighter just can't."

"Excuse me, I seem to have lost my number. Could I borrow yours instead?"

"Excuse me, but I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours, just for emergency purposes?"

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. Can I borrow some minutes?"

"In a world of chaos, your smile is my favorite peace. Can I borrow it for a little while?"

"Can I borrow a kiss from you? Don't worry, I promise to give it back with interest: my witching charm!"

"Can I borrow a kiss, darling? I promise I'll be patient and repay it with interest."

"Can I borrow your natural stress balls? Coz when I'm near you, all my tension disappears!"

If confidence had a name, it would be yours. Can I borrow some of that steeze?

Can I borrow a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes every time I look into them.

"Can I borrow your thoughts? Because I lost mine when they got stuck thinking about you all the time."

"Can I borrow a pencil? Because I can't erase you from my mind."

Can I borrow your cell phone. I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!

"Can I borrow your nose? Because my dinner's missing a little tomato and a lot of spice!"

"Excuse me, but I think the stars borrowed their shine from your eyes. Hi, I'm [Your Name]."

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back, along with a warm hug.

Can I borrow your tapeworm? Because it must be the reason you're always glowing.

"Can I borrow a moment of your time? Because asking my question just got brighter with you in mind."

Can I borrow a map? Because I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back with interest, and maybe steal a few more.

Can I borrow your mirror? I need to see if my reflection looks as stunning as yours.

Can I borrow a ring? I need to propose to my cat, and you look like a purrfect match!

"Did you borrow those eyes from the stars? Because your gaze outshines my universe when matched with that outfit."

"Sure, just remind Him I'm only on loan. He might miss his most charming angel spreading magic here on Earth."

Can I borrow your pics?

I'd like to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

"Can I borrow your phone? I need to call heaven's customer service, they sent one angel too many."

"Is that oversized t-shirt yours, or can I borrow it? Either way, you wear it better than anyone else ever could."

"Excuse me, but your smile just lit up my day—can I borrow it for a while?"

Well, lucky him! But just remember, I'm not trying to steal you - just borrow for a moment.

Can I borrow a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes... and your mesmerizing cleavage.

"Mind if I use your phone? God's expecting my call, I've got to report an angel gone AWOL."

"Excuse me, Oulha, but did you borrow those eyes from the stars? Because they're outshining the entire galaxy tonight."

"Can I borrow your hand for a moment? It'll surely make this perfect night even more unforgettable."

Your hair is so fabulous, even Rapunzel would be jealous! Can I borrow your hairbrush sometime?

"Did you borrow the stars? Because every time I miss you, your smile seems to light up my world."

Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and let Him know one of His angels is missing.

"Can I borrow your glasses? Because I can't quite see the stunning view right in front of me."

"Did you borrow your lips from a candy store? Because they're leaving the sweetest taste of fun in my heart."

"Can I borrow a map? I just got lost in your exotic Filipina beauty."

"Did you borrow your voice from the angels? Because every word you say sounds like heaven to me."

"Did my textbook borrow your legs? Because just like it, I can't stop chasing after you!"

"In your eyes, my obsession lies, they're the stars borrowed from the evening skies."