Top 50 sharing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Sharing chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Damn girl, are you an unfunny meme?

   Coz I don't wanna share you with anyone

2. Share my quatrain

3. Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.

4. My love is like communism ; everyone gets a share , and it is only good in theory.

5. You need a room? I am iron man. I'll let you share my 'SUITe'.

6. The Communist Party believes in sharing.

7. I only have enough lifevests for two people a piece, so we'll have to share.

8. We can share pudding together.

9. Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?

10. Girl, are you the NSA? Because I wouldn't mind if you shared my nudes among your friends.

Latest sharing chat up lines

My lungs store oxygen; share

I’ll share a foxhole with you any day.

I don't believe in sharing the "gift of God" but I do believe in sharing the gift of orgasms.

According to the second law of theromodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me!

Wanna share a DLL?

I’d love to share my Armadillo Cloak with you.

Why don't you share this big cell with me?

Miss, I think you might be in my seat. No, it's ok. We can share.

I just spilled wine all over my sheets

Can we share yours? ;)

Care to share some oysters and wine with me?

You could have my heart or we could share it like the last slice. from "Best I Ever Had"

Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and we'll share you around my friends.

You can share electron to me, and i will fully occupied.

I love to share, wanna stock broke me?

Girl, you know the best part about having a penis?

Sharing it with people who don't have one.

I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."

If you were mashed potatoes I would value you more than the rest of the food on my plate and refuse to share.

Can I share your oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.

So...anyone want to share oxygen with me?

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

I would share a paopu fruit with you.

Do you mind if I share the rest of my life with you?

I'd share my bar of soap with you.

I'm not taking credit. Heard this on Last Comic Standing and had to share it with the rest of the world.

"My penis just lost its job, so if you know of any openings it can fill..."

What does having sex with you and sharing Copyrighted property of the NFL have in common?

I can't do either without expressed written consent