Top 50 Sharing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sharing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey, do you like communism?

   Cause we could share a bed.

2. Damn girl, are you an unfunny meme?

   Coz I don't wanna share you with anyone

3. Share my quatrain

4. Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.

5. My love is like communism ; everyone gets a share , and it is only good in theory.

6. You need a room? I am iron man. I'll let you share my 'SUITe'.

7. The Communist Party believes in sharing.

8. I only have enough lifevests for two people a piece, so we'll have to share.

9. We can share pudding together.

10. Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?

Funny sharing pickup lines

My lungs store oxygen; share

I’ll share a foxhole with you any day.

I don't believe in sharing the "gift of God" but I do believe in sharing the gift of orgasms.

According to the second law of theromodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me!

I’d love to share my Armadillo Cloak with you.

Why don't you share this big cell with me?

Miss, I think you might be in my seat. No, it's ok. We can share.

I just spilled wine all over my sheets

Can we share yours? ;)

Care to share some oysters and wine with me?

You could have my heart or we could share it like the last slice. from "Best I Ever Had"

Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and we'll share you around my friends.

You can share electron to me, and i will fully occupied.

Girl, you know the best part about having a penis?

Sharing it with people who don't have one.

I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."

Girl, are you the NSA?

Because I wouldn't mind if you shared my nudes among your friends.

Can I share your oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.

If you were mashed potatoes I would value you more than the rest of the food on my plate and refuse to share.

So...anyone want to share oxygen with me?

I just shit my bed

Can we share yours?

I would share a paopu fruit with you.

Do you mind if I share the rest of my life with you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are my girl, And these flowers are for you. You come home in May, And I think it would be bomb To share such a special day Will you go with me to Prom?

I'd share my bar of soap with you.