Top 50 Send Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Send pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Roses are red, you are a cutie
You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty
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Hey are you a toaster?
Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven.
This hasn’t failed me once -
Do you know how to send a mirror through text?
No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.
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I am going to extend my power pole and send you off to God.
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Do you like roller coasters? Because I can send you on a ride you won’t forget.
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Shall I send you my vcard?
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Do you work for NASA?
Cause I want to send my rocket into uranus
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Are you a toaster?
Because a bath with you would send me to heaven
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Hey girl you're sexy. Send me naked pics.
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I'm having a debate now with my mom and only u can help me win it
I said angels exist. My mom said no they don't. Just send me your pic, I'll show it to her and easily win the fight
Funny send pickup lines
Hey baby. You're so hot I'd send you to a foreign land to get in a war we can't win.
Mr Sendman! Send me some nudes
Not just from yourself but all other dudes.
Give you some head like roses and clover.
Tell you your loneliest nights are over.
Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.
Hey! Can you please send a picture of yourself?
Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...
I call my penis the noble hierarch. It gets bigger whenever I send it to the red zone and I can tap it for white mana.
Babe, you're sending out excititory neurotransmitters and I think there is an action potential.
Roses are red, violets are violet
I have no lyrical ability, send nudes
I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
Send me your picture
So I can send Santa my wish list
Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!
I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you. Remeber I will always be true. And then while I'm away I will write home everyday. And I will send all my loving to you.
Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn't mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!
Roses are red
You are very pretty
Send me quarentity
I wish somebody could send my parts up to space
Ya never know, they could find my right eye in mars and my dick in uranus ;)
I see girl, you've got a nice tiktoks
But can you send me it without 'k' and 'o' ?
Are you a school?
Cause I want to send children inside you.
Send this to him/her if he/she is a big brain in maths.
{ \[ ∫ ₀^(1)((1405/5)-89)\*x^(63) dx + (1010 ÷ (d/dx)(x^(202) ÷ 2)ₓ ₌ ₀) \] C \[ det(1 4 5 ; 8 0 9 ; 2 0 2) + 2 \] } ÷ 2
Row row row the boat gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily send bobs and vagene.
Roses are red, you are a cutie...
You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty
(I’m sure this has already been posted here so if it has I’m sorry)
Girl, how about send me a socially distanced nude?
You’d be a terrible basketball...
...since I’d never want to send you away