Top 50 Send Pick Up lines

Do you work for NASA?

Cause I want to send my rocket into uranus

Are you a toaster?

Because a bath with you would send me to heaven

Roses are red, ignorance is bliss

I sent you this poem, will you send me your t**...

Hey girl you're sexy. Send me naked pics.

I'm having a debate now with my mom and only u can help me win it

I said angels exist. My mom said no they don't. Just send me your pic, I'll show it to her and easily win the fight

Mr Sendman! Send me some n**...

Not just from yourself but all other dudes.
Give you some head like roses and clover.
Tell you your loneliest nights are over.

He: hey! send me a picture of u quick!! | She: *sends a pic*what ya doin | He: thanks i was playing cards i needed a queen to win.

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Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.

You're sending me good Vibes!

Babe, you're sending out excititory neurotransmitters and I think there is an action potential.

For the Terrans- You can send your mass marines into our base any day.

Hey are you a toaster? Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven.

Roses are red, violets are violet

I have no lyrical ability, send n**...

Babe, you send me good vibes and my sticks so hard to break your drum.

I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

Do you know how to send a mirror through text? I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

Are you a bow? Because I would be your arrow because you send me flying.

Are you a stamp?

Because I'd lick it, stick it and send it.

My Chidori technique will send electricity through your body tonight.

I was going to send you n**... last night, but then I realized I didn’t have your number.

Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

Do you like roller coasters? Because I can send you on a ride you will never forget.

Girl, I need a Get Out of Jail card tonight, because your beauty will send me straight to Jail.

If I had the monopoly on you, everyone would want to send me to jail.

Girl, do I have enough influence points with you to send envoys yet?

Send me your picture

So I can send Santa my wish list

Is your kiss heaven?

Because I wanna send all my babies there

Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn't mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!

Roses are red, Violets are red.

And my garden is on fire.

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send help.

I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.

Can you send me a picture of your? Because the moon did not rise in the sky today

Are you a spooky scary skeleton?

Because I wanna send a shiver down your spine

Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you. Remeber I will always be true. And then while I'm away I will write home everyday. And I will send all my loving to you.

Girl I'm learning how to draw

Will you send me your n**... so i can draw clothes on them?

I found "the one " now just help me land her

Ok, so I went for an interview last week me and the receptionist hit it off so well, I did get her name but not her number. I've decided what I will do is send her flowers to work with a card to try and get my foot in the door. I only get 170 characters and I want this girl to know that I have been thinking about her since I left the interview without it sounding too weird. Please helppppp

Roses are red

You are very pretty
Send me quarentity

I see girl, you've got a nice tiktoks

But can you send me it without 'k' and 'o' ?

Are you a school?

Cause I want to send children inside you.