Top 50 Send Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Send chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

Roses are red, you are a cutie

You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty
Do you know how to send a mirror through text?

No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.
I am going to extend my power pole and send you off to God.
Do you like roller coasters? Because I can send you on a ride you won’t forget.
Shall I send you my vcard?
Hey girl you're sexy. Send me naked pics.
Hey baby. You're so hot I'd send you to a foreign land to get in a war we can't win.
Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.
Hey! Can you please send a picture of yourself?

Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...
You're sending me good Vibes!

Funny send pickup lines

I call my penis the noble hierarch. It gets bigger whenever I send it to the red zone and I can tap it for white mana.

Babe, you're sending out excititory neurotransmitters and I think there is an action potential.

Roses are red, violets are violet

I have no lyrical ability, send nudes

If you are looking for the heart of a guy who likes older music:

*"Mr Sendman! Send me some nudes*

*Not just from yourself but all other dudes*

*Give you some head like roses and clover*

*Tell you your loneliest nights are over"*

Would work for me

I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!

I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.

I wish somebody could send my parts up to space

Ya never know, they could find my right eye in mars and my dick in uranus ;)

Roses are red

You are very pretty
Send me quarentity

I see girl, you've got a nice tiktoks

But can you send me it without 'k' and 'o' ?

Are you a school?

Cause I want to send children inside you.

You’d be a terrible basketball...

...since I’d never want to send you away

Yuh Sweet lak ah angel, so tell me whah deh Gwan up in nah heaven now? Why Gad send yuh ere?

If a water drop was a kiss,

I would send you a tsunami.

For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”

“Sure”

*send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*

See if they give you their number

Send help I'm stuck in the bathroom.

Damn are you toliet paper? Cause people can't seem to get enough of you these days.

Give me your email and I'll send you my flavor wheel.

Curiosity is great.

Don’t google translate this ;) നിങ്ങൾ ഇത് വിവർത്തനം ചെയ്തു. ഇപ്പോൾ നിങ്ങൾ നഗ്നത അയയ്ക്കണം (Rough translation: you translated it. Now you have to send nudes)

I NEED YOUR HELP

I need a line that works 100% OF THE TIME! REPLY YOUR SUBMISSIONS AND I WILL SEND A SCREEN SHOT OF THE RESPONSE

You know why I Names my dick Rihanna?

So I can make like Chris Brown and Beat the shit of it. Now send me some nudes bitch.

Are you a mermaid?

Because your pussy is so wet.

P.S. I would send this to your SO, not some random chick

Here's one based on the Iran-Iraq war. Iran's soldiers came in human waves

Are you Iraq? Cos I want to send my human waves into you

I need help thinking of really corny pic up lines I can use in my streaks

Iv been sending pic lines as my streaks with a picture of me doing the thing the line talks about for like a week and I’m already out of ideas I need some good corny pic up lines.

I think I’m gay

So can I rate your titties before you send it to other guys?