Top 50 Send Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Send pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Send conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Roses are red, you are a cutie

   You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty

2. Hey are you a toaster?

   Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven.
   
   
   This hasn’t failed me once

3. I am going to extend my power pole and send you off to God.

4. Do you like roller coasters? Because I can send you on a ride you won’t forget.

5. Shall I send you my vcard?

6. Do you work for NASA?

   Cause I want to send my rocket into uranus

7. Are you a toaster?

   Because a bath with you would send me to heaven

8. Hey girl you're sexy. Send me naked pics.

9. I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

   If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

10. I'm having a debate now with my mom and only u can help me win it

    I said angels exist. My mom said no they don't. Just send me your pic, I'll show it to her and easily win the fight

Funny send pickup lines

Hey baby. You're so hot I'd send you to a foreign land to get in a war we can't win.

Mr Sendman! Send me some nudes

Not just from yourself but all other dudes.
Give you some head like roses and clover.
Tell you your loneliest nights are over.

Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.

Hey! Can you please send a picture of yourself?

Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...

Babe, you're sending out excititory neurotransmitters and I think there is an action potential.

Roses are red, violets are violet
I have no lyrical ability, send nudes

I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

Rate 1-10 please I need help before I send this.

U know, I'm very jealous of your lipstick. Would u mind if my lips take it's place?

Are you a stamp?

Because I'd lick it, stick it and send it.

Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

Send me your picture

So I can send Santa my wish list

Is your kiss heaven?

Because I wanna send all my babies there

Roses are red, Violets are red.

And my garden is on fire.

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send help.

I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.

Can you send me a picture of your? Because the moon did not rise in the sky today

Are you a spooky scary skeleton?

Because I wanna send a shiver down your spine

Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you. Remeber I will always be true. And then while I'm away I will write home everyday. And I will send all my loving to you.

Girl I'm learning how to draw

Will you send me your nudes so i can draw clothes on them?

Roses are red

You are very pretty
Send me quarentity

I see girl, you've got a nice tiktoks

But can you send me it without 'k' and 'o' ?

Are you a school?

Cause I want to send children inside you.

Can you rate this direct message that i just used

Hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics

Are you lightning?

Why?

Because I wanna make you mcqueen.

*then you send her a pic with lightning mcqueen with his tounge out*