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Top 21 Cell Phone Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cell Phone pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!

  2. Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

  3. Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin’ me!

  4. Grunt + moan = groan

    Water + fall = waterfall

    Cell + phone = cellphone

    Note + book = notebook

    Read + it = reddit

    Me + you = a great time

  5. I think there's something wrong with my cell phone?

    It doesn't have your number in it.

  6. Hey girl, are you a cell phone.

    Because I just want to look at you all night long.

  7. Girl, do you have cell phone in your back pocket?

    Bcoz dat ass is calling me!!

  8. If I had a cell phone, or any fingers, I would ask you for your number.

  9. You're the only thing about this traffic worth smiling about! Got a cell phone? I'd love to chat with you!

  10. Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

Funny cell phone pickup lines

If I had a cell phone, or any fingers, I would ask you for your number. (Zombie)

I carry my cell phone not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am.

Guy: Can I borrow your cell phone?
Girl: Sure why?
Guy: I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!

Can I borrow your cell phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

I carry around my dead sister's cell phone. Wanna sleep together?

Something is wrong with my cell phone because you're not in it. If I can get your number, we could talk about how many touchdown passes you think Drew Brees will throw for this upcoming season.

Do you have a cell phone I could use?
Why?
Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing.

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

Is that a cell phone in your pocket or are you just affable?