32 Laptop Pick Up lines

Do you see a hot guy or girl with a laptop? Use these laptop pick up lines to help you flirt and start the conversation. These funny and cheesy pick up lines involving laptops will help you start the conversation. Get the girl or guy of your dream.

Best Working Laptop Pickup Lines

A good Laptop hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I like my women how I like my laptops.

On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.
I like my women like I like my laptop

On my lap, turned on, and virus free.
Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.
Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.
Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...
Are you my Gaming laptop?

You are hot asf and I can't stay away from you

Short and cute laptop pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about laptop are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.

Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

Are you my laptop? Cause you are hot all the time

Girl, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

*drops microphone*

Are you my laptop?

Because you're really hot and it's making me nervous.

Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?
Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

Cheesy laptop Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey girl are you my laptop?

Cause you are hot when you are turned on

Hey girl, are you my laptop because you’re super hot, it looks like you belong on my lap and I want to play coolmathgames with you.

Alternate variation: Hey girl, are you my laptop because you’re super hot, it looks like you belong on my lap and I want to put my fingers all over you ;)

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?
This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

Are you a damaged laptop battery

Cause I can charge you day and night to get you going.

Babe I have a USB-C and you have a port, lets charge the laptop

Hey baby you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop

And it is smokin

Hey baby you're hotter

Than my laptop after running Warframe

Corny laptop Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Laptop conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

What's the best, funny comeback for this pickup line?

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses...

You're hotter then the bottom of my laptop.

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you've got malware on your laptop and some creep from Idaho is jerking off to you through your webcam

Have a laptop in there?

Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.

Sir, can I turn on your laptop?

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

I'd like to play on your laptop.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Laptop love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Laptop chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.