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Top 28 Laptop Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Laptop pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Laptop conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I like my women how I like my laptops.

    On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

  2. Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.

  3. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.

  4. Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

  5. Are you my Gaming laptop?

    You are hot asf and I can't stay away from you

  6. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.

  7. Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

  8. Are you my laptop? Cause you are hot all the time

  9. Girl, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

    *drops microphone*

  10. Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous

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Are you the bottom of my laptop?
Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

Hey girl, are you my laptop because you’re super hot, it looks like you belong on my lap and I want to play coolmathgames with you.

Alternate variation: Hey girl, are you my laptop because you’re super hot, it looks like you belong on my lap and I want to put my fingers all over you ;)

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

Are you a damaged laptop battery

Cause I can charge you day and night to get you going.

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Hey baby you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop

And it is smokin

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Hey girl are you my laptop?

Cause you get really hot when I keep you on my lap

Hey baby you're hotter

Than my laptop after running Warframe

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you've got malware on your laptop and some creep from Idaho is jerking off to you through your webcam

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

I'd like to play on your laptop.

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

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You're hotter then the bottom of my laptop.

Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.

Have a laptop in there?

Sir, can I turn on your laptop?