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Top 25 Laptop Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Laptop chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I like my women how I like my laptops.

    On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

  2. Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.

  3. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.

  4. Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

  5. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.

  6. Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

  7. Girl, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

    *drops microphone*

  8. Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous

  9. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

  10. Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

    This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

laptop pickup line
What is a Laptop pickup line?

Funny laptop pickup lines

Are you a damaged laptop battery
Cause I can charge you day and night to get you going.

Hey baby you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop

And it is smokin

Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

What's the best, funny comeback for this pickup line?

Hey baby you're hotter

Than my laptop after running Warframe

Hey girl are you my laptop?

Cause you get really hot when I keep you on my lap

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you've got malware on your laptop and some creep from Idaho is jerking off to you through your webcam

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

I'd like to play on your laptop.

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my dick

Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses...

You're hotter then the bottom of my laptop.

Sir, can I turn on your laptop?

Have a laptop in there?

Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.