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Top 30 Laptop Pick Up lines

Do you see a hot guy or girl with a laptop? Use these laptop pick up lines to help you flirt and start the conversation. These funny and cheesy pick up lines involving laptops will help you start the conversation. Get the girl or guy of your dream.

  1. I like my women how I like my laptops.

    On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

  2. Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.

  3. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.

  4. Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

  5. Are you my Gaming laptop?

    You are hot asf and I can't stay away from you

  6. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.

  7. Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

  8. Are you my laptop? Cause you are hot all the time

  9. Girl, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

    *drops microphone*

  10. Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my dick


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What is a Laptop pickup line?

Working laptop pickup lines

Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?
Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

Hey girl are you my laptop?

Cause you are hot when you are turned on

Hey girl, are you my laptop because you’re super hot, it looks like you belong on my lap and I want to play coolmathgames with you.

Alternate variation: Hey girl, are you my laptop because you’re super hot, it looks like you belong on my lap and I want to put my fingers all over you ;)

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This is a funny Laptop pickup line!

Are you a damaged laptop battery

Cause I can charge you day and night to get you going.

Babe I have a USB-C and you have a port, lets charge the laptop

Hey baby you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop

And it is smokin

Hey girl are you my laptop?

Cause you get really hot when I keep you on my lap

Hey baby you're hotter

Than my laptop after running Warframe

Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

What's the best, funny comeback for this pickup line?

I'd like to play on your laptop.

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

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Working Laptop tinder opener

You're hotter then the bottom of my laptop.

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you've got malware on your laptop and some creep from Idaho is jerking off to you through your webcam

Sir, can I turn on your laptop?

Have a laptop in there?

Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.