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Top 24 laptop Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Laptop chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.

  2. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.

  3. Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

  4. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.

  5. Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

  6. Girl, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

    *drops microphone*

  7. Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous

  8. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

  9. Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

    This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

  10. Are you a damaged laptop battery

    Cause I can charge you day and night to get you going.

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Latest laptop chat up lines

Hey baby you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop
And it is smokin

Hey girl are you my laptop?

Cause you get really hot when I keep you on my lap

Hey baby you're hotter

Than my laptop after running Warframe

Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

What's the best, funny comeback for this pickup line?

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you've got malware on your laptop and some creep from Idaho is jerking off to you through your webcam

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

I'd like to play on your laptop.

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my dick

Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses...

You're hotter then the bottom of my laptop.

Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.

Have a laptop in there?

Sir, can I turn on your laptop?