Top 50 Machine Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Machine pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Machine tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you a washing machine?
Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load
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If you were a machine......
You're so hot, you'd be overheating.
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Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine
Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50
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Did it hurt?
"What, when I fell from heaven?"
"No, the vending machine. You're a snack" -
Did it hurt? When you fell?
And when they say 'fRoM hEaVeN?'
Say:- no when you fell from the vending machine
Cuz you a snack -
Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!
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If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine
Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet
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Did you put quarters in the vending machine?
Because your snack is here.
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Are you washing machine
Cause I wanna drop my load in you
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Did it hurt?
...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.
Working machine pickup lines
Hey girl are you a washing machine?
Cause babies die inside you ;)
Girl, are you a time machine?
Because I can totally see my future with you.
The love machine will take your body higher.
Is your mom a vending machine?
Cus' ur looking like a snack
Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.
People call me the Beast Machine.
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
I'm a ratings machine and you're a perfect 10.
Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen to call my dick Little Bill.
Did it hurt when you fall from the vending machine? Because you are a snack.
Girl, are you a sewing machine?
Cause you stitch pieces of my broken heart together.
Hey girl are you a washing machine?
Cause I'm just stuck inside you
I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a kiss machine baby.
Want to find out if my Mystery Machine is big enough for you?
Babe, ready to get Scooby Dooed in my Mystery Machine?
I'm a hot dog vendor by day, a love machine by night.
Are you a washing machine?
Cause I wanna put a baby in you
Girl, I was just a machine, until you transformed me into something more.
Babe, you are free to leave your cookies on my machine anytime.
Are you a vending machine?
Becouse i wanna shove my hand up you.
Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?
Cause you look like a snack
Forget about machine learning, let's do it the old fashioned way.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine
Because you da snacc
