Top 50 Machine Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Machine pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you a washing machine?
Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load
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If you were a machine......
You're so hot, you'd be overheating.
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Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine
Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50
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Did it hurt?
"What, when I fell from heaven?"
"No, the vending machine. You're a snack" -
Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!
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If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine
Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet
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Did you put quarters in the vending machine?
Because your snack is here.
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Are you washing machine
Cause I wanna drop my load in you
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Did it hurt?
...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.
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Hey girl are you a washing machine?
Cause babies die inside you ;)
Funny machine pickup lines
Girl, are you a time machine?
Because I can totally see my future with you.
The love machine will take your body higher.
Is your mom a vending machine?
Cus' ur looking like a snack
I'm a ratings machine and you're a perfect 10.
Are you a washing machine?
Cause I wanna put a baby in you
Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?
Cause you look like a snack
Are you a vending machine?
Becouse i wanna shove my hand up you.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine
Because you da snacc
Did it hurt?
When you fell out of the vending machine, coz you're a snacc
Are you a washing machine?
Because I'd put my load in you.
Hey are you a laundry machine?
Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you
Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.
Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?
Cuz I really wanna put a load in...
Hey girl, are you my step sister?
Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine
I would fondle and touch you all day to get the snack I want.
If time machines get invented during our lifetime, I'd go back to the 1870's, get a job creating typewriter keyboard layouts, and put U and I together.
QWERTY-**UI**-OP
Are you a time machine?
Because being inside you would be life changing
Hey girl are you a wasing machine?
Cuz I wanna dump my load in you
Are you a vending machine
Because i want you on top of me
Are you a coffee machine?
Cause I'd like to grind you after turning you on
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Because you are a snack
-Day 2
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Hey girl, are you a machine?
Cuz you can grind my gears