Top 50 machine Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Machine chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Are you a washing machine?

   Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load

2. If you were a machine......

   You're so hot, you'd be overheating.

3. Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

   Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

4. Did it hurt?

   "What, when I fell from heaven?"
   
   "No, the vending machine. You're a snack"

5. Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!

6. Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

   Because your snack is here.

7. Hey girl are you a washing machine?

   Cause babies die inside you ;)

8. Girl, are you a time machine?

   Because I can totally see my future with you.

9. The love machine will take your body higher.

10. Is your mom a vending machine?

    Cus' ur looking like a snack

Latest machine chat up lines

I'm a ratings machine and you're a perfect 10.

I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a sex machine baby.

Hey are you a laundry machine?

Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you

Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine?

Because you a snak

Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Cuz I really wanna put a load in...

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you're exactly what I wanted

- Day 114

If time machines get invented during our lifetime, I'd go back to the 1870's, get a job creating typewriter keyboard layouts, and put U and I together.
QWERTY-**UI**-OP

Are you a vending machine

Because i want you on top of me

Hey girl, are you a machine?

Cuz you can grind my gears

Did it hurt when you fell from ...

The vending machine?

'Cuz, you a snacc

Do you live in a vending machine?

Because you are a snack

I wanna washing machine

Cus I want you to get stuck right in there stepsis
Yeehaw

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you a snack

Do you live in a vending machine?

Cause you look like a snack.

Are you a vending machine?

Because I'd like to put something in you and have some something else come out~

If you would be machine, I would be coolant

Cause that's what a hot machine needs

I got quite a few

Let me roleplay as a computer because i want you to stick your usb inside me


are you a computer? cuz i have a ***hard drive*** i want to stick in you

are you a painting? cuz u a master piece

are you love and affection? because i want you

are you a redstone torch? cuz you turn me on

am i playing minecraft rn? cuz i wanna mine dat ass

are you a computer? cuz i wanna stare at you all night long

are you a keyboard cuz? i wanna smash all your key parts

are you a vending machine? cuz everything on you lookin like a snacc

Are you a slot machine

Because you’re a seven at best...

Hi there , have you heard of the reverse washing machine experience?

First I’ll turn you on then I’ll throw a load in ya.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cuz you looking like a snack

Are you a bubblegum machine?

Because I don't know what I'm going to get, but I'm willing to take a risk with you. (original pickup line by yours truly)

Hey did it hurt when you where falling?

From the vending machine because u a full snack

Hot damn girl!

I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!

B6

Oh sorry, I thought this was a vending machine, cuz u lookin like a snack

Were You Born in a Vending Machine?

Cuz you lookin like a snack