The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Machine Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Machine rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about machine, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Machine Pickup Lines

A good Machine hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Are you a washing machine?

    Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load

  2. If you were a machine......

    You're so hot, you'd be overheating.

  3. Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

    Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

  4. Did it hurt?

    "What, when I fell from heaven?"

    "No, the vending machine. You're a snack"

  5. Did it hurt? When you fell?

    And when they say 'fRoM hEaVeN?'
    Say:- no when you fell from the vending machine
    Cuz you a snack

  6. Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!

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What is a good Machine pickup line?

Short and cute machine pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about machine are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine

Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet

Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

Because your snack is here.

Are you washing machine

Cause I wanna drop my load in you

Did it hurt?

...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.

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Smooth Machine pickup line

Girl, are you a time machine?

Because I can totally see my future with you.

The love machine will take your body higher.

Is your mom a vending machine?

Cus' ur looking like a snack

Cheesy machine Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

s**... is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get o**... goodies.

Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.

People call me the Beast Machine.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

I'm a ratings machine and you're a perfect 10.

Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen to call my d**... Little Bill.

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Working Machine tinder opener

Girl, are you a sewing machine?

Cause you stitch pieces of my broken heart together.

Corny machine Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Machine conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey girl are you a washing machine?

Cause I'm just stuck inside you

Coming! Coming! Damn girl you are about to s**... on one tasty snack.

I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a kiss machine baby.

Want to find out if my Mystery Machine is big enough for you?

Are you a washing machine?
Cause I wanna put a baby in you

I'm a hot dog vendor by day, a love machine by night.

Babe, ready to get s**... Dooed in my Mystery Machine?

Babe, you are free to leave your cookies on my machine anytime.

Girl, I was just a machine, until you transformed me into something more.

Are you a vending machine?

Becouse i wanna shove my hand up you.

Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?

Cause you look like a snack

Forget about machine learning, let's do it the old fashioned way.

A good machine Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Machine hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine

Because you da snacc

Hey girl, are you my washing machine?

Because I'm going to put several loads in you today.

Did it hurt?

When you fell out of the vending machine, coz you're a snacc

Are you a washing machine?

Because I'd put my load in you.

Are you a washing machine?

Because I wanna put my dirty load in you.

Hey are you a laundry machine?
Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you

Do you live in a vending machine?…

…cause, grrl, u a snack.

Are you a self-checkout machine?

Because there's about to be a unknown item in your bagging area

Are you a Washing Machine

Cuz I want to drop all my load in you.

Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?

Cuz I really wanna put a load in...

Hey girl are you a machine gun?

Because you shoot right into my heart

Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine

I would f**... and touch you all day to get the snack I want.

If time machines get invented during our lifetime, I'd go back to the 1870's, get a job creating typewriter keyboard layouts, and put U and I together.


Are you a time machine?

Because being inside you would be life changing

Hey girl are you a wasing machine?

Cuz I wanna dump my load in you

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Machine love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Machine chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.