Top 50 Machine Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Machine chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Are you a washing machine?
Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load
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If you were a machine......
You're so hot, you'd be overheating.
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Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine
Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50
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Did it hurt?
"What, when I fell from heaven?"
"No, the vending machine. You're a snack" -
Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!
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Did you put quarters in the vending machine?
Because your snack is here.
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Hey girl are you a washing machine?
Cause babies die inside you ;)
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Girl, are you a time machine?
Because I can totally see my future with you.
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The love machine will take your body higher.
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Is your mom a vending machine?
Cus' ur looking like a snack
Funny machine pickup lines
I'm a ratings machine and you're a perfect 10.
I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a sex machine baby.
Damn girl did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine?
Cuz you a snack
Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?
Cause you look like a snack
Hey are you a laundry machine?
Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you
Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine?
Because you a snak
Are u a vending machine?
Cuz u look like a snack.
Hey baby, are you related to a washing machine?
Cuz I really wanna put a load in...
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Cause you're exactly what I wanted
- Day 114
If time machines get invented during our lifetime, I'd go back to the 1870's, get a job creating typewriter keyboard layouts, and put U and I together.
QWERTY-**UI**-OP
Are you a vending machine
Because i want you on top of me
Hey girl are you a wasing machine?
Cuz I wanna dump my load in you
Stolen from Jacksepticeye
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine, cause your a snack.
Hey girl, are you a machine?
Cuz you can grind my gears
Did it hurt when u fell from the vending machine?
Because u a snack
Did it hurt when you fell from ...
The vending machine?
'Cuz, you a snacc
Do you live in a vending machine?
Because you are a snack
I wanna washing machine
Cus I want you to get stuck right in there stepsis
Yeehaw
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Cause you a snack
Do you live in a vending machine?
Cause you look like a snack.
Are you a vending machine?
Because I'd like to put something in you and have some something else come out~
If you would be machine, I would be coolant
Cause that's what a hot machine needs
I got quite a few
Let me roleplay as a computer because i want you to stick your usb inside me
are you a computer? cuz i have a ***hard drive*** i want to stick in you
are you a painting? cuz u a master piece
are you love and affection? because i want you
are you a redstone torch? cuz you turn me on
am i playing minecraft rn? cuz i wanna mine dat ass
are you a computer? cuz i wanna stare at you all night long
are you a keyboard cuz? i wanna smash all your key parts
are you a vending machine? cuz everything on you lookin like a snacc
Are you a slot machine
Because you’re a seven at best...
Hi there , have you heard of the reverse washing machine experience?
First I’ll turn you on then I’ll throw a load in ya.