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Top 50 Technology Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Technology pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. What's up honey, wanna learn about the binary numbers? My 1 can interact really well with your 0.

  2. I can't take it, you're just so well designed.

  3. How about you include my header?

  4. I'll deliver power to your load.

  5. Wanna bruteforce my Blowfish?

  6. Girl, you must be an electron because you electrify me.

  7. Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!

  8. Hey Baby ! Too many resistor down here but still I cant resist to you.

  9. Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.

  10. You still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.

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Forget Google, check out my doodle!

Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.

Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.

Why are you so negative? I'm positive, that I'm attracted to you.

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Damn, girl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

Even if you're 72 dpi, you're worth it.

Want to be the Photoshop to my Illustrator, so together we can make a Creative Suite?

Hey Baby, how about you and me go back to my house so I can break out my calc book and study those curves.

Oh your name is Taylor.... You remind me of Calc 3.

Girl, I have 6"+ .... In my pants.

I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.

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Working Technology tinder opener

I could look at your bézier curves all day.

What's my V-drop? Your panties.

You had me at the first character of 140...

Girl are you a Facebook status?

Cuz I like you.

I can't take my eyes off of you...No, seriously, I'm legally mandated to keep monitoring your activities.

You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!

You’re like the ultimate software, there’s no room for upgrades.

Just finished installing OS X Lion. There's a frigging rocket ship in my dock!

Are you the shear tool? cause you have some sharp angles.

If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

If there was a favorite button on your profile, I'd press it everyday.