Top 50 Technology Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Technology pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Technology tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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What's up honey, wanna learn about the binary numbers? My 1 can interact really well with your 0.
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I'll deliver power to your load.
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Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!
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Wanna bruteforce my Blowfish?
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How about you include my header?
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Girl, you must be an electron because you electrify me.
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I can't take it, you're just so well designed.
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Hey Baby ! Too many resistor down here but still I cant resist to you.
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Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.
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You still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.
Working technology pickup lines
Forget Google, check out my doodle!
Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.
Girl, you so fine I will Retweet your life.
Why are you so negative? I'm positive, that I'm attracted to you.
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
Want to be the Photoshop to my Illustrator, so together we can make a Creative Suite?
Even if you're 72 dpi, you're worth it.
Hey Baby, how about you and me go back to my house so I can break out my calc book and study those curves.
Oh your name is Taylor.... You remind me of Calc 3.
Girl, I have 6"+ .... In my pants.
I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.
Baby you’re so beautiful you made my 404 page.
What's my V-drop? Your panties.
I can't take my eyes off of you...No, seriously, I'm legally mandated to keep monitoring your activities.
Girl are you a Facebook status?
Cuz I like you.
You had me at the first character of 140...
You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!
Are you the shear tool? cause you have some sharp angles.
You’re like the ultimate software, there’s no room for upgrades.
Just finished installing OS X Lion. There's a frigging rocket ship in my dock!
If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.
If there was a favorite button on your profile, I'd press it everyday.
I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...