Girl, you must be an electron because you electrify me.

Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.

Hey Baby ! Too many resistor down here but still I cant resist to you.

You still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.

Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.

Girl, you so fine I will Retweet your life.

Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.

You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

Want to be the Photoshop to my Illustrator, so together we can make a Creative Suite?

Hey Baby, how about you and me go back to my house so I can break out my calc book and study those curves.

Oh your name is Taylor.... You remind me of Calc 3.

I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.

I could look at your bézier curves all day.

Baby you’re so beautiful you made my 404 page.

What's my V-drop? Your panties.

You had me at the first character of 140...

Girl are you a Facebook status?

Cuz I like you.

You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!

You’re like the ultimate software, there’s no room for upgrades.

Just finished installing OS X Lion. There's a frigging rocket ship in my dock!

Are you the shear tool? cause you have some sharp angles.

If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

If there was a favorite button on your profile, I'd press it everyday.

I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

Hey girl, that form definitely follows function.

Are you a git repository? Because I'm checking you out.

You make my heart Tweet!

Would you believe your mom gave me this number?

My server's always up for you, baby.

You're like a 300 dpi file, I'm willing to wait for you.

If you were on twitter, I'd follow you.

Ey bby, are you purely resistive?Cause I feel like we're in phase.

You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

It's really nice seeing you again.

Do you have hotmail?...Want one?

I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

What's your s**... volume?

I love the way you work that pen tool.

How do you like your coffee in the morning? I like mine #000000.

Can I get a login to your hotspot?

Do you have a constant centripetal acceleration? Because you have me going in circles.

Meeting you was F8.

No point resisting, I've already got privileged backdoor access to you.

How do you feel about MySQL-injections?

I have just done a full system scan and there are definately no viruses.

If you were a temple i'd run all over you.

Call me Relay, because I am ready to turn you on.

My inspiration folder is just pictures of you.

How many times are we gonna exchange favorites before we exchange numbers?

Wish you had a star so I could favorite you.

You're just like an iPhone. Why use a case when you look a lot sexier with nothing on.

I'd like to export your file right to my bed.

I'd never take my headphone jack out of you.

Wanna fork?

No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

Hey girl, I promise if you let me take you out, it'll be ohm-believable.

Hey babe, are you up for some high energy quantum tunnelling tonight?

Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.

Hey babe, are you a rectifier? Because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

Honey, you're perfectly aligned to my grid.

Hey, let me feel your heartbeat, girl. Is that gonna be a new thing?

Your iPad or mine?

When I'm with you, all my layers are visible.

You look fine the way you are, you don't need a mask.

Hey girl, you so fine.... You make my heart beat at 100 Mbps.

What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.

Lets go back to my place and Ill show you the difference between series and parallel.

Girl, are you Garamond? Because you are easy on the eyes.

My pickup lines are Turing complete.

Are you a master of Powerpoint? Because I’d sure like to slide all over your deck.

You must be my Netflix app, because I want to stay up aaaallll night watching you.

Hey would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

Please allow me to keep term, forever?

Shall I send you my vcard?

I may not work out but girl, my password strength is VERY strong.

Hey, can I check your iPhone GPS logs and see if you come here often?

I see you could use some help with your social media presence. Follow me back to my place.

If you were an app, I'd never shut you down.

You could say I'm pretty reckless. The only law I live by is Ohm's.

I've never actually rm'd anyone's / before unfortunately.

You're way too beautiful to have such few followers!

Child, overclock my processor.

I just want to text wrap my arms around you.

I think I need to call Heaven on my new iphone because they lost one of their angels.

Lemme merge into your branch.

I wish we could have a Futura together.

Why don't we have a LAN party and see if our IP's are compatible?

Float on over this way, baby.

How about we go back to my place and look at each other's meta tags?

May I sniff your packets?

Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.

Girl, you so beautifully complex that they finally updated IE so they could properly display you.

You must be the North Pole of a magnet, because I'm the South Pole and I can't stay away.

our ex-boyfriend was a MacBook. Time to upgrade to a MacBook Pro.

I forgot what your headboard looks like. Can I stay over again soon?

Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?

I was going to click on your profile picture, but I got jealous of the mouse.

I can tap your wires like nobody's business.

Are your API welldocumented?

Hey girl you're sexy. Send me naked pics.

Darling, I don't need to apply the golden ratio to you, I already know you're perfect.

Hi. I appreciate your Tumblr.

You're just my type.

Yo girl, let me get the 10 significant digits that will connect me to you.

When the frequencies get high, I'll be your capacitor. Always open for you.

Aay girl are you ultratech cement? Coz you the engineer's choice.

That was so hot. We should make a gist.

Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.

You must be a B field, because you are really affecting my perpendicular component.

That dress really adds to your visual integrity.

Hey baby, if you play your cards right we might just become a twisted pair tonight.

My fsck isn't only for system checks.

I have 99% uptime.

I miss you so hard, titanium would break like glass.

Girl, your UX works seamlessly.

You'd look a lot better if you were properly laid out.

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

Hey baby, is your heart wired normally open or normally closed?

Do you have a hashtag, because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.

Hey Baby, Ill be your seeder of you'll be my leecher and we can torrent all night long.

I want to go back to my room and see my Pentium 230 MHz?

You're the op amp to my love circuit.

Ay gurl, can I implement your interface?

Hey babe, what's your glyph?

Baby you improve my power factor better than a synchronous condenser.

My number's imaginary, can I have yours?

Your touchscreen is remarkably smudge-free.

Let's play Tetris on our iPhones then later do the Tantric.

Let us do it in n log n time.

Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...