Oh your name is Taylor.... You remind me of Calc 3.

What's my V-drop? Your panties.

Do you not have any resistance? Because you are the component of my dreams.

Ey bby, are you purely resistive?Cause I feel like we're in phase.

What's your s**... volume?

Do you have a constant centripetal acceleration? Because you have me going in circles.

Call me Relay, because I am ready to turn you on.

You better get your engine started, 'cause here I come... and I've brought company.

Hey girl, I promise if you let me take you out, it'll be ohm-believable.

Hey babe, are you a rectifier? Because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

When I see you, the frequency of pulse increases.... I think I need regulator -> Your love!

Lets go back to my place and Ill show you the difference between series and parallel.

Will you help me practice my heat conduction?

Please allow me to keep term, forever?

You could say I'm pretty reckless. The only law I live by is Ohm's.

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.

You must be the North Pole of a magnet, because I'm the South Pole and I can't stay away.

When the frequencies get high, I'll be your capacitor. Always open for you.

Aay girl are you ultratech cement? Coz you the engineer's choice.

Yo girl, let me get the 10 significant digits that will connect me to you.

Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.

Hey baby, if you play your cards right we might just become a twisted pair tonight.

You must be a B field, because you are really affecting my perpendicular component.

I miss you so hard, titanium would break like glass.

You must be out of coolant, cause your engine is running Hot!

Hey baby, is your heart wired normally open or normally closed?

Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.

You're the op amp to my love circuit.

My number's imaginary, can I have yours?

Girl are you a circuit? Cause I wanna solder my resistor to your breadboard.

Hey girl, Ive got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?

Let me be the input to your d-flip flop.

You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.

Hey babe I got a cylinder you can measure the stiffness of.

The Golden Ratio of your face must be 0.32, because you're so beautiful.

Girls are like solenoids, the flux only changes if you add some motion to your bar magnet.

Would you like to be the numerator or the denominator?

My love for you could power the world's electrical needs for our our time.

I'm like an LED on a dev board. Your 0 turns me on.

Don't be all Harvard with me. I think we should make like von Neumann and get together.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing. Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

I'll be the electricity to your heart.

I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.

Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.

You're the Vin to my Vout.

I think we have potential.

It's not the length of the vector that matters, it's its magnitude.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum. If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?

Are you an engineer ? bcz you are building the bridge between our hearts

Are you a piece of carbon? Because I would love to date you.

I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

Are you a rectifier? because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

My little engine isn't any bot, it's an Autobot.

Are you German engineering?

Because you're the world's finest.

Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute lots of loads.

Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.

I'm not an Engineer but I know how drilling works, wanna see?

You are like low frequency alternating current, you turn me on, then turn me off.

Hey gurl, All it take is one drilling campaign to turn that virgin field into a producing asset.

Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.

Do you want to see my Impulse response?

Girl, when I looked into your eyes, I knew right away that we'd be perfect in an orbital together.

You're so hot that my resistors are melting down.

Are you a car? Because every time I see you, my heart revs up like a engine.

Hey girl are you an engine

Cuz this experience is unreal

If you were a car, you'd be a classic beauty with a killer engine under the hood.

"Are you a rare mineral? Because I've been studying geology and I've never seen something as breathtaking as you."

"Are you a blueprint? Because you've got all the lines and curves a civil engineer could ever dream of."

"Hey Amanda, are you a production engineer? Because you know how to handle all my 'equipment' just right."

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because you're hotter than the Isuzu MUX engine.

"Is your name Cement? Because our chemistry is so strong, it's making my foundation shake."

"Forget the tractors, babe, your chiseled physique is the only view that really revs my engine."

Amanda, your skills as a production engineer must be top-notch because you've engineered the perfect seduction in me.

Are you a civil engineer? Because you've built the perfect foundation for my heart.

"Are you a mineral deposit? Because I've been studying geology and you're a gem that I've discovered."

Can I get your significant digits?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I recalibrate my protractor?"

"You must be a powerful foundation, because my structure wouldn't hold up without you by my side."

So... what's an engineering student doing in the social sciences library?

"Did you just rock my seismic readings? Because my world just shifted when I saw you."

"Are you an engineer? Because you just built a bridge straight to my heart with that smile."

"Believe me, in the field of geology engineering, I've never seen a gem as precious as you."

"You're more chiseled than the farm landscape. Even the tractors turn their engines to admire my super hot farmer."

Are you a building code? Because you're so hot, I can't help but want to violate you.

"Are you a complex algorithm? Because I've been trying to solve the problem of my heart’s missing piece, and it's you."

"Darling, if you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine. Ready to kick-start our engines together?"

Like a well-tuned engine, your grace and charm rev up my heart with every glance.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, and love the size of my search engine."

Are you a search engine? Because you've got everything I've been looking for.

"Your blueprint must have been perfection, because your design has just engineered my heart's new direction."

Are you an Aston Martin? Because you've got my heart racing faster than a V12 engine!

"Are you an airline engineer? Because you make my engines rev up and take off."

"Like a well-engineered German machine, your strong mind drives me crazy with desire."

"I thought engineering was tough until I tried understanding how someone could be as amazing as you."

"Who needs Google when I have you? You're not just my online friend, you're my search engine for desire."

"Just like a well-structured building, your beauty has an amazing foundation that leaves me in awe."

Girl you mechanic? Because you got my engine overheating.

"Are you a runway? Because Amanda, you've got me ready for takeoff every time I see you."

"Are you the Engineer's new creation, Mimi Sentry? Because your beauty strikes faster than any old sentry gun."

"Is your name Wifi? Because I'm definitely feeling a strong connection, despite all the technical difficulties."

"As an engineer, I'm good at fixing things, but the moment I saw you, I couldn't find a single flaw."

a software engineer?

"Are you a software engineer? Because you've just upgraded my life to a version that's simply irresistible."

"Is your name Amanda? Because you make my heart take off like a smooth airline production process."

Is your name Google? Because you've got that sunny search engine glow about you.

"Are you a mechanic? Because every time I use a pickup line, it seems my engine stalls."

"Is your major engineering? Because you’ve definitely sparked some serious chemistry between us."

"Are you a Mustang? Because you rev up my engine like no other."

"Is your name Spark Plug? Because I can't start my engine without thinking about you."

"Are you a Mustang? Because every time I see you, I can't help but rev my engine."

"In this grand race of life, it's you I wish to chase; your love's the high-end engine that makes my heart race."

Are you a race car? Because you rev up my engine faster than any F1 car on the track.

"Are you a complex equation? Because my heart can’t help but solve for you every time I see you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I re-calibrate my engineering specs?"

"Are you a Hayabusa? Because every time I see you, my heart races like a 1300cc engine!"

Are you a car? Because you rev my engine and drive me wild.

You must be a skilled mechanic, because you've got my heart revving faster than a diesel engine.

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, just like the one I engineered today."

"Hey, I'm an engineer, so I know the stress your beauty exerts on my heart. Are you my blueprint to love?"

"Are you a complex algorithm? Because I can't figure you out but I can't stop trying to solve you."

Last chat message: "So you're a software engineer? Can you fix my laptop?"

"Oh, I work on computers, not miracles, Juliana! But I'd happily give it a try, you know?"

"Are you Mimi Sentry? Because you're an upgrade from everyone I've ever met, with your stubborn charm and fearless spirit."

"Just like a well-constructed bridge, your smile has the strength to support my world."

Are you a car engine? Because you rev up my heart and make me go vroom vroom.

"Like the Mimi Sentry in Team Fortress 2, your sassy yet tough personality hits my heart straight on."

Is your name Google? Because you've got that thicc search engine optimized look!

"Are you a blueprint? Because every time I look at you, I see my future foundation."

"Just like a well-built bridge, you've successfully connected my heart to yours."

"You must be German engineering, because you're the perfect combination of power, beauty, and irresistible sophistication."

"Just like a well-planned project, I can't help but notice every beautiful detail about you."

I'm a lot like a phasor, my relationship status is always complex...