Top 20 Hardware Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hardware pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hardware conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Can i squeeze my hardware into your software

   Without getting a virus?

2. Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.

3. Hey girl,are you a computer?

   Because I wanna install my hardware in you

4. You'll need more than a Mini-Display Port to be compatible with THIS hardware.

5. Are you familiar with computer science?

   Cause you sure turn my software into hardware

6. Are u a computer genuis ?🤩

   Bc u are turning my software to hardware 🥵

7. Are u an IT expert?

   Coz u turn my software into hardware.

8. Girl you're so beautiful

   That you turn my software into hardware

9. I’ve got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.

10. Hey, I’m not an IT expert

    But I’m pretty sure my software just became hardwares

Funny hardware pickup lines

Are you an IT technician?
Cause you make my software go hardware

You turn my software into hardware

For the IT people out there

Are you the hardware of my dreams?

> Screw software, I want
>
> to install my own firmware
>
> into your wetware

Hey girl, are you a computer scientist ?

Cuz u just turned my Software into Hardware ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts

Computer science Major: You make my software turn into hardware!

Is your name Alec Hardison? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

Let's interface our hardware.