Top 13 Geometry Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Geometry pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Geometry conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey, do you like geometry?

   Cause you've got some curves.

2. Are you my Geometry teacher? Cuz, from this angle you look a-cute.

3. Do you like geometry? Because you look good from every angle.

4. You know whats crazy?

   I suck at geometry but i know a cute mf when i see one

5. I'm bad at geometry but

   Girl if you were an angle you'd be acute one.

6. Are you my geometry teacher?

   Because from this angle you look acute

7. If you were a triangle...

   You’d be acute. (Actual pickup line that worked for me in 9th grade geometry)

8. I bet you're good at geometry

   Because you're acute

9. Are you good with grammar and geometry?

   Cuz I want you comma round 9pm

10. Im not too good at geometry

    But you acute MF

Funny geometry pickup lines

In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch...Let’s go back to my place and study a little ‘non-Euclidean geometry.

Are you geometry?

Because life without you is pointless

In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch ... let's go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.