Top 11 Geometry Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Geometry pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey, do you like geometry?

   Cause you've got some curves.

2. Do you like geometry? Because you look good from every angle.

3. I'm bad at geometry but

   Girl if you were an angle you'd be acute one.

4. Are you my geometry teacher?

   Because from this angle you look acute

5. If you were a triangle...

   You’d be acute. (Actual pickup line that worked for me in 9th grade geometry)

6. I bet you're good at geometry

   Because you're acute

7. Are you good with grammar and geometry?

   Cuz I want you comma round 9pm

8. Im not too good at geometry

   But you acute MF

9. In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch...Let’s go back to my place and study a little ‘non-Euclidean geometry.

10. Are you geometry?

    Because life without you is pointless

Funny geometry pickup lines

In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch ... let's go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.