Top 14 Triangle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Triangle chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. If you're a triangle, you'll be acute one.

2. If I said you had a great body triangle would you hold it against me?

3. Are you a 90 degree triangle? coz you are looking right!

4. Are you a triangle?

   Because you'd be acute one.

5. I'm a Square, You're a Triangle

   You're the top of my house

6. Ayy girl, are you a pair of congruent triangles?

   Because you're giving me a lot of SAS right now.

7. If you were a triangle you’d be an obtuse one

   Because you thicc

8. If you were a triangle...

   You’d be acute. (Actual pickup line that worked for me in 9th grade geometry)

9. How many sides are there in a triangle?

   I wanna have sex with you

10. Hey are you a triangle?

    Because you’re acute one.

Funny triangle pickup lines

Girl, are you a triangle?
Cause you acute, but you also look right.

Hey girl are you a right triangle?

Cuz i wanna be the hypotenuse

You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

Hey babe, can I see your Bermuda Triangle?