Would you like to go on a p**...-duty double date?

Hey Baby... Can I double click your mouse?

Hey, I can tie a double Windsor.

I'm in my backyard...in my Eno... It's a double-nester.

Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?

You know, being bi-s**... immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.

We'd like to double your entendre.

If your boobs were a blood type it would be double A's

What do two single rowers make together, a double or a couple? Hopefully both.

Are you an Oreo? You looking mighty fine with that double stuffed ass.

Girl you're so beautiful you made me double fault.

You so hot you make me double fault.

Can I wall bang your double doors?

If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.

Won't be nice if you're playing men's double.

Why don't you let me hit that and do double damage?

Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.

Want to play mixed doubles? because I can’t stand being single.

Are you an oreo?

Cus I’d like you double-stuffed

I think my heart just did a double cork 1080 and got 15 feet of air out of my throat.

Is your name Beretta? Because you make me see double.

If I press double X I can pick up weapons, does that mean you too?

If you were a cup of coffee, you'd be a double shot espresso - strong, irresistible, and keeping me up all night.

"Do you believe in love at first roast? Because your insults just made my heart do a double take!"

"Are you a double espresso? Because you’ve got me wide awake and craving more of your energy."

"Like 56 times two, you double my delight; with every equation, you make my heart take flight."

"In the mirror of your eyes, two worlds collide; in both, I'm lost, your love as my guide."

"Is your name DNA? Because you’ve got me spiraling into your double helix of charm."

"Are you a heavy metal song? Because my heart's beating faster than a double bass drum every time I see you."

If life was a platformer, you must be the power-up because I feel like I can double jump with you around.

"Do you have schizophrenia? Because I'm seeing double of your beauty."

"If you were a cookie, you'd be double chocolate chip because you're twice as irresistible."

"If accha means good in Hindi, then you're double accha in my book. How's that for ridiculous but cute?" 😉

"Hey beautiful, did you just wake up? 'Cause my day has suddenly improved from coffee to a double rainbow!"

Do you believe in love at first swipe? Because I just double-tapped on your profile.

Did you just mutate my genes? Because you've got me feeling like a double helix mess.

Well get ready, because I'm about to blow up your inbox with double texts all day long. Can you handle it? 😉

"Did my TikTok glitch or did you just comment 'notice me' twice because girl, I'm seeing double."

"Are you two identical twins? Because I can't handle double the beauty in one place!"

"Are you an Instagram post? Because I can't help but double tap when I see your picture."

"Is your name Cello? Because you make my heart vibrate like a double bass with your elegance."

"Don't worry, handling double the charm for two lovely ladies like you is a delightful challenge I gladly accept."

Are you made of DNA? Because you're a perfect double helix of beauty and charm.

"Just like my schizophrenia, I'm seeing double of your beauty and it's blowing my mind."

"You may have heard of double dribbling, but how about we start with some double dating?"

"Are you a sheet music? Because I'm lost in your bass clef, and it's about time we make some beautiful harmony."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, I double-check to make sure it's not just your twin sister.

"Are you a double-decker bus? Because you just took my heart on a ride to the top!"

"Is your twin sister as lyrical as you? Because with your rhymes, I'm already experiencing double trouble!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, plus a few unexpected results."

Babe, I want to double stuff your cookies.

"Darling, if you're a cell, then I must be DNA, because I'm totally wrapped up in your double helix."

"Is your name Harmony? Because when you're near, my heart strums a double bass love symphony."

"Is your espresso as strong as your charm? Because I could use a double shot of both."

That's cool! I've always dreamt of opening a café too. We could be the ultimate power couple – double the caffeine, double the fun!

Are you sure you're not a magician? Because every time I see you, I double-take!

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my heart does a double take! 🍑✨"

"Do you like Oreos? Because I’d love to share some double-stuffed moments with you!"

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears and my heart rate accelerates."

Haha, good one! I was about to start researching the best double strollers for us. 😉

True, but can your stress relievers double up as a pillow for a nap anytime, anywhere? 😄

"Your smile's so bright, it outshines the sun, would you share it with me, so we'd have double the fun?"

Are you a shuttle? Because I never double hit.

"Is your body from a bakery? Because you've got curves so delectable, they'd put a double fudge cake to shame."

"Do you believe in love at first sip? Because I could really go for a double shot of you!"

"Are you a TikTok trend? Because I can't scroll past you without wanting to double-tap!"

"Are you a double-double? Because I'm feeling Tim Hortons-level Canadian warmth every time I see you!"

If being tipsy means seeing double, then I must be drunk on your beauty.

Double the texts means double the fun, right? Buckle up, I have a feeling you won't be disappointed.

"Do you believe in love at first click? Because my heart just double-tapped on your profile!"

"Why don't we make this burger a double, just like us... two perfect ingredients that make everything better."

Are you a double agent? Because you've got all the information I need and a captivating smile.

Sometime you double my respiration rate, sometime you stop it completely.

"You serve aces on the court, how about we try some off-court doubles?"

Well, if you’re my half love wife, does that mean I get half the chores and double the dessert? Asking for a friend! 😂

"Like DNA's double helix, you twist my mind, with beauty so rare, in you, perfection I find."

"If you were a cup of coffee, you'd be double shot - strong, hot, and keeping me up all night."

Intellectual stimulation? Check. ISTP energy? Double check. Get ready for some mind-bending discussions and a whole lot of laughs! 😄

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day. Fancy diving into some deep conversation tonight?"

"Are your eyes Instagram filters? Because they've got me double-tapping my heart."

"If showers are fun, how about we double the joy together? Your beauty deserves an equally stunning companion."

"Seeing you makes my excitement double, just like when a star meets its beautiful constellation."

Girl, is your harness double backed? Cuz I had to double back to get a look at you.

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te like a double helix!"

If you were a barista, you'd make my heart race faster than a double shot latte!

"Is your picture on Instagram? Because you just made my heart double-tap."

"If Instagram is a canvas, then you're definitely the masterpiece that keeps my heart double-tapping."

"Wow, sharp eye! That's my stunt double. He does all the dangerous stuff like grocery shopping and taking out the trash."

Girl, are you DNA helicase? Because you're unwinding my double helix with those stunning eyes.

"Are you carrying twins? Because I'm seeing double the beauty in your radiant, purple glow."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with my double bass?"

"If your smile was a selfie, I’d definitely double-tap! How about we swap pics and see that sparkle up close?"

"Are you an Instagram post? Because I can't stop double-tapping on you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by in my double decker again?"

Are you a Kinder Joy? Because you're double the sweetness and fun wrapped in one!

Are you made of ice cream? Because you're sweet, cool, and I want a double scoop of you!

"Nabil, I see you're loving someone, but if it's not too bold, I'd love the chance to make your heart double-fold!"

"Are you 21 or am I seeing double through those adorable glasses of yours?"

"Hey ladies, who said I can't handle double trouble? Flirting with both of you is a piece of cake."

"Just like a white tee, I can't imagine my world without you. Can I make it a double with love instead of detergent?"

"Are you a double bass? Because I can't help but feel in tune with your vibes."

"Well, lucky for you, I come with a side of playful banter and a double shot of espresso eyes."

Well, in that case, I hope you have a twin as gorgeous as you. Double the trouble, double the fun!

"Your beauty is like a game of chess, it takes strategy to understand its depth and not just a check-mate!"

"Is your smirk an Instagram filter or just the way your eyes hypnotize? Because it's setting my heart on double-tap."

"Ever thought about dancing doubles? Your grace on the stripper pole could put the stars to shame."

If you were an Oreo, you'd be double-stuffed because you're twice as sweet and impossible to resist.

"Are you a milkshake? Because my happiness doubles every time I get a sip of you."

"Your twintails aren't just cute, they're a double reminder of why I can't take my eyes off you."

Are you a generous giver? Because I'd love to take what you're offering and pass it on.

"I'm thrilled you enjoyed your day! There's nothing like a spa treat to make a birthday special, and your company doubled the joy!"

"The charm in your behavior is intoxicating; care to share a drink and let me enjoy a double dose?"

"In badminton doubles, there's always a server and a receiver. In our case, I'm serving you some really cheesy jokes."

"Is your name Instagram? Because my heart instantly double-taps every time your smirk lights up my feed."

Why settle for one when the potential for double the fun is right here? Imagine the adventures we could create together! 💫

"Is your name Gojo? Because you’ve got me seeing double and feeling like I need a power-up!"

"I can't help it, when it comes to charming girls like you and Cara, I always aim for double the charm."

"Is your name Double-Decker? Because every time I see you, my heart takes a joyride!"

"Could you check my vitals? Because every time I see you, I swear my heart rate doubles."

"I'm not a double espresso, but trust me, spending time with me will be more stimulating than your strongest coffee."

"Would you mind if we played doubles, because meeting you feels like a grand slam in my heart."

"Are you an Oreo cookie from Metro Market? Because you've got those double layers of sweetness I crave."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven...twice? Twins must've landed with double impact!

"Are you Instagram? Because every time I say 'bye' to you, my heart double taps in protest."

"Just like a double-tap on Instagram's frame, my heart beats double when I hear your name."

"Do you believe in love at first flex? Because when I saw you, my pectorals did a double take."

"Is your heart a double bass? Because I can't help but play the strings of my love for you."

Girl, what we are about to do, there is no double wrapping.

Wanna pull a double?

I think the soil needs some double digging.

"Excuse me, is Google Maps mistaken? Because it marked you twice as a treasure that's impossible to find."