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Following is our collection of Compare chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.

  2. My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.

  3. Helen is nothing compared to you.

  4. Lets compare stories of religious guilt trauma over Corned Beef and Kashmiri chai.

  5. Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?

  6. Wanna compare tan lines?

  7. Would you like to compare our treasure? Because my crown jewels would look great in yerr teasure chest.

  8. Want to compare tan lines?

  9. Aye girl, your beauty is like a Zetabyte...there's virtually nothing with which to compare it.

  10. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

    You're fuckin hot

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Icebergs be melting fast
But it's nothing compared to how u make my heart melt

I think I got some sun today

Wanna compare tan lines later tonight?


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Pickup line for a girl that works at Aldi

I was thinking something like "girl you got me thinking about you Aldi time" but thought it might be a little creepy lol or something like "Aldi's pretty girls but none of them compare to you"

*walks up to girl with phone out to “compare” with girl*

*looks at girl*

*looks at phone*

*looks at girl*

*looks at phone*

*swipe up*


*** this only makes sense if you’ve used tinder lololol

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Because you are just too f**king hot

Want to compare tan lines, or just show me yours?

I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2.
But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.

Not one fish or blue fish
Nor a Grinch and a Lorax
Served all on a green dish
From cats wearing hats
could ever compare to the places I go
When hearing you speak in voices so low
I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland
Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland
I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use,
Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

No one ever looked so good in a dress' (Nobody Compares)

I like to compare myself with Smeargle...I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush.

I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.

Are you the color blue like the sky? Because even the blue sky looks dim compare to you.

7 plagues is nothing compare to what I'd go through for you.

I'd rather compare thee to a summer's NIGHT, if you don't mind and if you get my meaning.

Shall I compare thee to a summers day? (Sonnet 18)

Shall I compare thee to a brick outhouse?

No one ever looked so good in a dress' (One Direction – Nobody Compares)

I'd like to get you and your friends together for a comparables analysis

I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.

Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.