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Top 35 Compare Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Compare pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Compare tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.

  2. My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.

  3. Helen is nothing compared to you.

  4. Lets compare stories of religious guilt trauma over Corned Beef and Kashmiri chai.

  5. Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?

  6. Wanna compare tan lines?

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Would you like to compare our treasure? Because my crown jewels would look great in yerr teasure chest.

Want to compare tan lines?

Aye girl, your beauty is like a Zetabyte...there's virtually nothing with which to compare it.

M. Bison: Beauty is nothing compared to all-conquering power!

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Surfing is like have the sweetest moment ever because when it is good, nothing can be compared to it. When it is bad, it is still considered good.

You should leave the room. The way you looked was way beyond compare.

Girl, 2 weeks is nothing compared to the rest of our life together.

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Are u a bunny?

Cus nobunny compares you

Icebergs be melting fast

But it's nothing compared to how u make my heart melt

I think I got some sun today

Wanna compare tan lines later tonight?

Not one fish or blue fish Nor a Grinch and a Lorax Served all on a green dish From cats wearing hats could ever compare to the places I go When hearing you speak in voices so low I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use, Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

*walks up to girl with phone out to “compare” with girl*

*looks at girl*

*looks at phone*

*looks at girl*

*looks at phone*

*swipe up*

*** this only makes sense if you’ve used tinder lololol

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Because you are just too f**king hot

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No one ever looked so good in a dress' (Nobody Compares)

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I like to compare myself with Smeargle...I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush.

I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.

I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2.
But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.

Want to compare tan lines, or just show me yours?

Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.

I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.

Are you the color blue like the sky? Because even the blue sky looks dim compare to you.

I'd like to get you and your friends together for a comparables analysis

7 plagues is nothing compare to what I'd go through for you.

I'd rather compare thee to a summer's NIGHT, if you don't mind and if you get my meaning.

Shall I compare thee to a summers day? (Sonnet 18)

Shall I compare thee to a brick outhouse?

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No one ever looked so good in a dress' (One Direction – Nobody Compares)

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Compare phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.