I could show you all sorts of things the Pizza man taught me.

Are you a recycling bin? Because I want to sort through your heart and keep the good stuff.

"Is your tongue as talented as it is playful? Because I'm imagining all sorts of symphonies we can create together."

And now here I stand because of you. I'm no longer an agent of this system, because of you. I've changed. I'm unplugged. A new man, sort to speak, like you, apparently free.

"Are you a protein? Because I've been waiting to process and sort you out, babe."

"Even on your worst health day, you turned yoga into a beautiful win—your strength is as inspiring as your smile!"

"Your laughter is my favorite melody; let me be your loyal pet in this enchanting dance of humor."

"You must be a kitty girl, because your purr-fect charms have got me feline all sorts of wild."

"Just like my JEE score, my feelings for you are off the charts. How about we study the chemistry between us?"

"If I were a Golgi body, I'd ensure you're modified and sorted perfectly because you're the best part of my day!"

"Well, if it wasn't before, it definitely is now. You caught me red-handed trying to impress you."

"Don't worry, I won't let anyone think I have power over you. But I can't help falling for you."

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? You can be my pet human, leash included!

"Hey, your beauty's enough to silence a room, but your eyes... they're starting all sorts of conversations in my mind."

"If being pitiful means I get to be your cute pet, I gladly accept. Can I start with fetching compliments for you?"

"Are you a tailor? Because you just made my heart fit perfectly with that stunning outfit of yours."

"Are you practicing yoga? Because your legs have me feeling all sorts of balanced and centered right now."

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

"I'll respect your boundaries, but I can't help being drawn to someone as captivating as you."

Are you a cat? Because you've got me feline all sorts of purr-sueded to talk to you.

"Hey, your intelligence outshines even in JEE Mains. How about we make our own chemistry out of textbooks?"

"Well, if being your pet means I get to see that killer smile every day, sign me up."

"Your laughter is worth the world to me, I'd gladly be your amusing 'pet' forever."

"Maybe I'm pitiful, but I promise to always be worth it when it comes to making you laugh."

"You must be the Sorting Hat, because you just sorted my heart straight into the 'smitten' house."

"If you can teach yoga on a tough day, imagine the magic you can create when you're feeling your best!"

"Are you a Golgi Body? Because you've got me feeling sorted, packaged, and ready for delivery to your heart."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Just kidding, I'll settle for 'my precious'."

"I may not have power over you, but I do have the charm to make your heart skip a beat."

"Are you a dildo? Because you make me feel all sorts of things... mostly confusion."

"Consider it a smooth entrance into your world. I couldn't help but be drawn to your charm."

"I'd like to think of it more as a subtle invitation to get to know you better."

"Excuse me, but are you an artist? Because every time I look at you, I see a masterpiece in motion."

"Is it just me, or do you make looking sexy effortlessly chic? Can I be your biggest fan?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... must be some sort of vanishing act!"

"If you can shine through a tough day, imagine how bright you'd be in my arms after a good stretch."

"If I'm too pitiful to kill, maybe you can keep me as your charming pet."

"That smile of yours should come with a warning—it's dangerously seductive and has me imagining all sorts of fun."

"Is your name Hazel? Because just like your pink Porsche, you've got me feeling all sorts of envious."

"Are you a fashion designer? Because you've just tailored my heart to fall for your handsome style."

"Is your lipstick permanent? Because I can't get you out of my head, despite trying all sorts of removers."

"I may be pitiful, but maybe being your cute 'pet' could be my ultimate blessing."

"Just like a Golgi Body, I'm here to process and sort your thoughts into something beautiful."

"Is your name Espresso? Because you've got me feeling all sorts of grounded and energized today."

"Is your major global management? Because you've got my heart doing business in all sorts of foreign territories."

"Is it the suit or your smile that got me captivated? Either way, you look absolutely stunning tonight!"

"Are you the JEE Mains? Because just by looking at you, I already feel like I've aced the highest score."

"Just like I aced the JEE, I promise to ace at making you smile every day!"

"If I'm too pitiful to kill, can I at least be your cute little pet? Meow."

"Even if I'm worthless, let me show you the worth of my affection and charm."

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Your smile is giving me all sorts of ideas.

"Your laughter is my favorite melody, making me want to be your adorable pet forever."

Are you a recycling bin? Because I want to sort through your garbage and find some treasure.

"Your smile is more captivating than acing JEE mains. So, can I be the equation to your solution?"

"Are you a cock and ball stretcher? Because you're pulling my heartstrings in all sorts of unexpected directions!"

"You must be a yoga pose because you’ve got me feeling flexible and ready to stretch our connection."

How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance?

"Just like a cock and ball stretcher, you've got me feeling the tension. Maybe we can sort it out over dinner?"

Are you a masterpiece? Because you've got me feeling all sorts of submissive and inspired.

"If teaching yoga through a rough day is winning, then you're the champion of my heart!"

"Even on my worst health day, I couldn't help but notice how you add a spark to my yoga class."

"Are you my JEE Mains score? Because you've increased my interest exponentially!"

"Well, then I guess our next movie night is sorted. We just have to decide on the snacks now!"

"Your laughter is my favorite sound, I'll keep trying to impress my adorable captor."

"If I'm just a pitiful pet, at least let me be the one to make you smile every day."

"Guilty as charged. Your smile had me at 'hello'."

"Our chemistry is stronger than what we faced in JEE Mains, so how about we explore this formula further?"

"Got a thing for cat underwear? Because darling, you've got me feline all sorts of ways."

You must be a duck, because you've got me feeling all sorts of feathers in a flutter.

"Seeing you both makes me realize what I missed. Let's sort things out and create a nurturing environment for our little angel."

"Do you have a license? Because it's illegal to look that good without some sort of permit."

"Even on your worst days, you still shine brighter than the sun during yoga. That's a true superpower!"

Don't worry, I won't leave you hanging like a cliffhanger episode. Unless you're into that sort of suspense... 😜

Are you a cat? Because you've got me feline all sorts of purr-sonalities around you.

"Is your heart as organized as your spreadsheets? Because mine is feeling all sorts of sorted when I see you."

"On a scale from 1 to JEE Mains, how about we skip the exam and jump straight to graduation into my heart?"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just your sexy style making me lose my composure?"

"Is your name Siri? Because you’ve got me feeling all sorts of ways I didn’t know existed."

"You must be a tailor, because you've just made my heart fit perfectly with your sexy style."

"I'm just enjoying your reactions, not trying to gain power. Trust me, you're the one in control here."

"You've sorted Pokémon with such finesse, girl, your beauty too is peerless."

"If I'm too pitiful to kill, can I at least be your adorable pet? Your laughter is my goal."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you rocking that sexy outfit? Let’s turn up the heat!"

"Excuse me, but I think your smile deserves a well-dressed partner to match its charm. How about us?"

"Is there some sort of reward for being the sexiest man in the gym? Because you've definitely won it."

"Is your name Google? Because I'm searching for a way to sort my laundry and you've got all the answers."

"Thinking about you has me feeling all sorts of ways—let’s see if we can make those thoughts a reality."

"Your defensiveness is cute, but I'm not after power. I'm simply drawn to your captivating energy."

"Are you a Golgi body? Because I feel myself being sorted and packaged in your presence."

"If being charming and witty is considered pitiful, then I hope to be your adorable pet forever."

"Are you a spreadsheet? Because you’ve definitely got my attention and I can't help but want to sort out our future!"

"Even if I'm worthless, my attempts to flatter you are genuine. Let me be your amusing pet."

"Were you sorted into Gryffindor? Cause every time I see you, you have this brave effect that makes my heart race."

"Well, I'm glad the suit is sorted! Messiness sometimes tells a story. How do you feel about sharing yours over coffee?"

The Sorting Hat saw my destiny, and it said I'm meant to be in your house.

"I may be pitiful, but I promise to shower you with compliments daily. Consider me your loyal flattery pet."

"A blank canvas of sorts, I see! It's not every day you encounter someone who has mastered the art of mystique."

"868select 868 from pgsleep15 - that's quite a mouthful! Are you into tech or is this some sort of secret language?"

"If teaching yoga through a tough day is winning, then I’d love to win your heart next."

"You aced JEE Mains with flair, let's ace this game of love with the same passion, what say?"

"Yes, it is. I couldn't help but be drawn to your magnetic charm."

"Is it the tailored suit, or are you just making my heart race like a runway model?"

"Well, lucky for me, I seem to have captured your interest. How about you keep me as your charming little pet?"

"If I'm too pitiful to kill, maybe I can stay as your cute little pet instead? Meow."

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Just kidding, you can be my adorable pet instead!

When quarantine is finished I'd like to see you in some sort of fashion...

Lingerie preferably

"Call me Golgi, because I’m here to sort out all the good vibes between us!"

"You may find me worthless, but let me charm you with my flattery. Can I be your keeper of smiles?"

"Your curves must be from heaven because they're making me feel all sorts of sinful."

"You know, your charm is like a beautiful mess; it makes me smile even when it’s a little awkward."

Are you a cat? Because you've got me feline all sorts of feelings!

"Don't worry, I'm not trying to get used to it; I just can't help being drawn to your reactions."

"Are you a tailor? Because you just made my heart fit perfectly in your well-dressed presence."

"I admire your effort; it's like watching a masterpiece emerge—flawed, but undeniably captivating in its own way."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest... in not getting rid of you.

"Your intellect is as attractive as your presence; just like my performance in JEE, I aim to exceed your expectations."

"Even on your worst days, you still teach yoga like a goddess—how do I earn a private class with you?"

Nerdy Algorithms

Baby, are you an algorithm? Because I'd like to insert(ion) sort you with my array all night.

Reddit shows me you...

... when I sort by hot.

Yeet sign based and mainly for people already in a relationship but can be modified for otherwise

This is very much for memes but it works

So say you are on a date with your bf or gf at the movie theatre. He goes to grab a piece of popcorn from the popcorn pile and you put your hand in and do the yeet sign (if you dont know it's this sign ) and if the boy says 'did you just get me?' Or anything of the sort just say 'I thought I already got you'

If its for a pickup line you could say 'I'd love to get you tonight' or something.

Money can't buy happiness but it can buy crawfish and that's sort of the same thing.

You know how when I touch you, I become sort of like you? Well, have you ever considered bottoming?

I have all sorts of protection

Before we do this I have to ask, what sort of tail risk am I looking at?

If i were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!

How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyse my performance?

There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.

Why don't you don't let me try to find some sort of substitute for your blanket? ME.

No matter how I sort things, you'll always be first.

Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that’ll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.