The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 23 Sort Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sort pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.

  2. Rose's are red, violets are blue

    I thank those of you who sort by new.

  3. If you’re a vampire: I want to suck your blood baby. But I won’t. Edward and Bella made it work. Sort of.

  4. What sort of butler would I be if I couldn't do someone as sexy as you?

  5. I could show you all sorts of things the Pizza man taught me.

  6. Math pickup line

    So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

    I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

  7. How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance?

  8. The Sorting Hat saw my destiny, and it said I'm meant to be in your house.

  9. When quarantine is finished I'd like to see you in some sort of fashion...

    Lingerie preferably

  10. Nerdy Algorithms

    Baby, are you an algorithm? Because I'd like to insert(ion) sort you with my array all night.

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Top ten cute desert omnivores you won’t believe actually exist (sorted by cuteness)
10. fennec
9. fennec
8. still a fennec
7. fennec
6. you guessed it, a fennec
5. fennec
4. fennec (did i mention the fennec is cute?)
3. fennec
2. a fucking fennec
1. you if you ever go to the desert

Reddit shows me you...

... when I sort by hot.

Yeet sign based and mainly for people already in a relationship but can be modified for otherwise

This is very much for memes but it works

So say you are on a date with your bf or gf at the movie theatre. He goes to grab a piece of popcorn from the popcorn pile and you put your hand in and do the yeet sign (if you dont know it's this sign ) and if the boy says 'did you just get me?' Or anything of the sort just say 'I thought I already got you'

If its for a pickup line you could say 'I'd love to get you tonight' or something.

No matter how I sort things, you'll always be first.

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Money can't buy happiness but it can buy crawfish and that's sort of the same thing.

You know how when I touch you, I become sort of like you? Well, have you ever considered bottoming?

I have all sorts of protection

If i were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!

How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyse my performance?

Before we do this I have to ask, what sort of tail risk am I looking at?

There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.

Why don't you don't let me try to find some sort of substitute for your blanket? ME.