23 Sort Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Sort rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about sort, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Sort Pickup Lines

A good Sort hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.
Rose's are red, violets are blue

I thank those of you who sort by new.
If you’re a vampire: I want to s**... your blood baby. But I won’t. Edward and Bella made it work. Sort of.
What sort of butler would I be if I couldn't do someone as sexy as you?
I could show you all sorts of things the Pizza man taught me.
And now here I stand because of you. I'm no longer an agent of this system, because of you. I've changed. I'm unplugged. A new man, sort to speak, like you, apparently free.

Short and cute sort pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about sort are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance?

The Sorting Hat saw my destiny, and it said I'm meant to be in your house.

When quarantine is finished I'd like to see you in some sort of fashion...

Lingerie preferably

Reddit shows me you...

... when I sort by hot.

Yeet sign based and mainly for people already in a relationship but can be modified for otherwise
This is very much for memes but it works

So say you are on a date with your bf or gf at the movie theatre. He goes to grab a piece of popcorn from the popcorn pile and you put your hand in and do the yeet sign (if you dont know it's this sign ) and if the boy says 'did you just get me?' Or anything of the sort just say 'I thought I already got you'

If its for a pickup line you could say 'I'd love to get you tonight' or something.

Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that’ll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.

Cheesy sort Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Money can't buy happiness but it can buy crawfish and that's sort of the same thing.

You know how when I touch you, I become sort of like you? Well, have you ever considered bottoming?

I have all sorts of protection

No matter how I sort things, you'll always be first.

Why don't you don't let me try to find some sort of substitute for your blanket? ME.

There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.

If i were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!

Corny sort Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Sort conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Before we do this I have to ask, what sort of tail risk am I looking at?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Sort love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Sort chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.