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Top 50 List Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth List chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?

    They forgot to list you in their hottest singles

  2. What's your name and number so I can add you to my prayer list?

  3. I need to report Spotify

    Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

  4. Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

  5. You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

  6. I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!

  7. Baby you're on my endangered species list because you're one of a kind!

  8. I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

  9. You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.

  10. I'm such an open book, I could be on your summer reading list.

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Apple Music or Spotify?
Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.

Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!

You are definitely on my most wanted list.

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

You just went straight to the top of my bucket list.

My phone is Light
*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Hey girl, you've made my kill list. I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

Damn girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

Hey girl, if you’re so busy

Then why don’t you put me on your “to do” list?

Send me your picture

So I can send Santa my wish list

I’m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single

Let me read my to do list before the world ends...

1. You

- Day 77

"I have a boyfriend"

Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both talking about things that don't matter.

Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a math test tomorrow.
Her: Ok, so what?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on.

Baby, my mother may be on the TSA pre-check list, but you know I'm not.

And, of course, this list wouldn't be complete without some costume-specific lines.

Hey ______, can you guess why you haven't been on Spotify's Hot Singles list?

Cause you're off the charts ;)

Are you the list piece of lego?

Because you complete my lego heart set

Wanna help me start my to-do list? The first thing on it is you ;)

Might work- I'm not sure

Hey, can I tick you off?

Because I'm a busy man and you are the last thing on my to do list.

Did you used my to do list to roll a joint?

Because you are certainly high on my to-do list.

You must be an SEO expert, because you rank #1 on my list!