Are you busy today?

Coz I want you to add me to your to-do list.

What's your name and number so I can add you to my prayer list?

I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!

I was going through my To-Do List for the day

And apparently, you're the first thing on the list.

Baby you're on my endangered species list because you're one of a kind!

*meeting a stranger*

What's your name? because I need to finish writing my to-do list

Hey girl, are you "going to gym"

Cuz you are on my to do list

You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.

I'm such an open book, I could be on your summer reading list.

You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.

Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!

You are definitely on my most wanted list.

How nice do i have to be to get on your naughty list? ;)

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Hey girl, you've made my kill list.

I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

Girl, are you an urgent task

Because you are first on my to-do list.

Damn I’m gonna have to file a complaint to Spotify

Cuz they didn’t have you listed as the hottest single out

My collectible lists is finally complete after I met you.

Are you listed on Amazon? Coz you're in every guy's wishlist.

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

I found you on my “qualified” email list, does that mean we can skip the foreplay?

I am making a list of numbers from 1-100 but I'm missing the first number...

Will you be the one?

Hey girl, if you’re so busy

Then why don’t you put me on your “to do” list?

I know that you are busy

But you can add me to your do list

I looked up the top ten places to eat out and you were top of the list

Did you see the mistake they did on the music charts?

They forgot to list you as the hottest single

"Just like a cheesy pizza, you're topping my list of favorites."

"Your charm is more captivating than any Pokémon, it's super effective on my heart."

"Are you a Pikachu? Because you just electrified my heart with your Poké-knowledge."

"On a tier list of smiles, yours would be on the top, it's so captivating it makes my heart stop."

"Did it hurt when you fell from Tinder heaven, Nita? Because you're definitely an angel in my match list."

"Not yet taken? Incredible! With eyes that could outshine the stars, I expected a waiting list."

"Since you're open to loving things, may I suggest you add 'me' to your list?"

"Excuse me, miss, but can your to-do list handle one more item? Specifically, falling head over heels for me?"

"Since you love everything, how about we add my irresistible charm to that list?"

"G'day gorgeous, you're hotter than a sunburnt kangaroo! Fancy savin' me a spot on your contact list?"

You must be a naughty elf, because you're making it hard for me to stay on the nice list.

If beauty was a crime, you'd be on the Most Wanted list. Can I be your partner in crime?

"Flirting? Nah, I'm just writing my grocery list in my mind. You know 'cause you've got everything that's on my checklist."

"Let me be your Netflix guide, but fair warning: I judge people by their 'Recently Watched' list. What dark secrets do you hide there?"

"Just like Pikachu, your spark outclasses all, in my world, darling, you have the Pokeball."

Embracing those curls sounds like a bold move! I bet they make you look even more irresistible. What’s next on your list of confidence boosts?

"Are you a to-do list? Because I can't figure out what I'm doing until I've put you on my list."

I’m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single

Is your name Eiffel? Because you're always at the top of my list.

"In my world's tier list, you're beyond S-tier. You've masterfully unlocked the secret level of 'captivating'."

Apple Music or Spotify. Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.

"Are you a realtor? Because with one smile, you've got my heart listed as your permanent residence."

"Travel and food? You're speaking my language. Let's exchange our bucket list destinations and favorite dishes, what do you say?"

"I get my pick-up lines from the supermarket of charm, and you've been on my shopping list forever."

Are you a naughty elf? Because I heard you've been on my "nice" list all year.

"Are you on the FBI's most wanted list? Because you've just committed a crime by igniting sparks in my heart."

"Since you love everything, how about adding someone who would love everything about you to that list?"

"China, eh? It's on my travel bucket list too! Shall we explore the Great Wall together someday?"

"How about we switch gears to something more exciting? Ever tried skydiving, or is it on your bucket list too?"

"If Santa checks his list twice, then I must be on the naughty list because stealing your heart is a major crime."

"Sounds exciting! Which city has stolen your heart? I'd love to add it to my travel list."

"Are you on the FBI's most wanted list? Because stealing hearts is definitely a federal offense."

I’m going to list myself as 'hot blonde' in your phone, so you remember who I am.

Can I add myself to your to-do list? Because checking you out is my top priority.

"With those flawless brows and that edgy nose ring, you must be breaking hearts—mind if I join the list?"

"Are you a naughty elf in bed? Because you're definitely on my 'nice' list tonight."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the wanted list? Because with this body, I'm definitely stealing your heart."

"I totally understand! Where are you traveling to? Maybe I can add it to my must-visit list!"

"That's a long number, is it as long as the list of your hobbies? Would love to hear about them!"

"What's the most unexpected thing on your bucket list? Let's share our wild dreams without judgment."

"Your beauty outshines any Legendary, surely on my heart's tier list, you're primary."

"I couldn't help but notice your Pokemon tier list, it's as perfectly balanced as the way you've captured my attention."

Are you a dominatrix artist? Because you've mastered the art of stealing hearts, and mine's next on the list.

"Yikes! You're making me blush! But I must admit, your adventurous spirit is definitely intriguing. What’s next on your list of fun things to try?"

"If being stunning was a crime, you’d be on the most wanted list."

"Are you a Hello Kitty collector? Because I can't help but add you to my list of heart-throbbing treasures."

"Wouldn't it be a beautiful coincidence if the next number on my contact list was yours?"

You have no idea how lucky I feel too! It’s not every day I find someone who sparks my curiosity this much. What’s next on your adventure list?

"Could you do me a favor? My phone's feeling light, it's missing your digits in my contact list."

A white wig, huh? Sounds like you have a playful side! I bet you could pull off any look. What's next on your fashion experimentation list?

"Absolutely! It’s all about the journey. Speaking of which, what's one adventure on your bucket list that you can't wait to tackle?"

No need for reminders, I've already got your profile pinned to the top of my favorites list! Can't let this banter slip away.

"Couldn't help but notice my follow request is still pending - am I on the waiting list for something amazing?"

"Are you a mission? Because I can't stop checking you out in my objectives list."

"Are you the letter A? Because you’re the first thing on my mind and always top of my list!"

Only in my dreams! But if you keep talking to me, I might have to add you to my “Awesome People” list. Care to join?

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else suddenly disappears from my friend list."

"In every tier list, there's always that one special pick and sweetheart, you top mine every time."

Are you a bestseller? Because you're at the top of my reading list!

Are you a viral hit on YouTube? Because I can't get you out of my recommended list.

"An Airbnb host and entrepreneur? Seems you're skilled in making dreams come true, can mine be next on your list?"

Are you a grocery list? Because you’re everything I’m looking for in one place.

"Are you a real estate agent? Because you've just listed yourself as the only home I want to visit!"

There's a lot of things I cherish and I'd love to add you to that list.

Awww, absolutely! You seem like someone who brings joy to every moment. Let’s make some memories together—what’s the first adventure on your list? 🌟

Are you feeling bored? Because I have a whole list of fun adventures we can go on together.

Are you a to-do list? Because you’ve got me feeling accomplished just looking at you.

"Fair enough! We can scratch golf and bowling off our list. How about we try something more adventurous like hiking or a cooking class?"

"Since we're ranking things, can I place you top tier? Because with you, everything else seems quite inferior."

"Are you a Walmart sale? Because you're checking off everything on my list."

"As I’m creating this tier list, I realized that you top all categories - especially in sexiness and charm."

Let me read my to do list before the world ends...

1. You

- Day 77

"Just finished your tier list? Well, in my book, you're the S-tier that's off the charts."

I don't care if I'm on ur naughty list or ur nice list

I just wanna be on ur to-do list

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears from my 'just my type' list."

"Ever thought about creating a tier list for charms? Because, girl, you'd definitely be breaking the scale with yours."

"If we're making a tier list, you'd be in the S-tier, because you're a flawless blend of style, smile and sophistication."

"Is my contact on top of your list? Because you've been number one in my dreams since you saved my number."

"Is your number on the scam alert list? Because falling for you has got to be a felony."

"Shelby, are you a joint? Because getting high with you is on top of my bucket list."

"You're preparing for tomorrow's exams, fancy adding 'falling for a charming guy' to your revision list?"

If you were a phone, you'd be on the "Frequently Dialed" list because I can't stop calling you.

"Looking at your tier list, I couldn't help but notice the absence of 'us' in the top spot."

I hope you're ready for some adventure! My travel bucket list is full of surprises and hidden gems. Care to join me? 😉

Her: I have a boyfriend. Him: I have a math test tomorrow.

Her: Ok, so what?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on.

Are you on my to-do list? Because you're the most important task I never want to finish.

"If I were a white tee on your laundry list, would you handle me with extra care so I don't get dirty?"

"This New Year, can you add a resolution to your list? Becoming the answer to all my wishes."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears like my bias list.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at the top of my to-do list.

"If we're making a tier list, you'd be S-tier because in my book, you're simply superior."

"I must be a to-do list because I can't help but keep getting drawn to your busy schedule."

"Your name must be Alicia because just like 'A-list,' you've topped my charts of sensual fantasies."

"Addiction? Am I your Netflix series? Just remember, I come with plot twists and occasional cliffhangers! 🎢 What's next on our binge list?"

"Are you a top-tier character in my love list? Because you've just S-ranked your way into my heart."

"I see you like kissing girls; want to make it even more interesting by adding me to your list?"

My to-do list seems incomplete

Without you

"Are you a rare Pokémon? Because I've been searching high and low in this tier list just to find you."

"Just like a Legendary Pokémon, you've topped my tier list of enchanting beauty."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine in my contact list?"

"Wait, are you off to the store? Because you've got me checking out my heart's shopping list and you're number one."