Top 50 list Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of List chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?

   They forgot to list you in their hottest singles

2. I need to report Spotify

   Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

3. Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

4. You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

5. I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!

6. Baby you're on my endangered species list because you're one of a kind!

7. I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

8. What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?

9. You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.

10. I'm such an open book, I could be on your summer reading list.

Latest list chat up lines

Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!

You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.

You are definitely on my most wanted list.

You just went straight to the top of my bucket list.

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Hey girl, you've made my kill list. I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

Damn girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

Hey girl, if you’re so busy

Then why don’t you put me on your “to do” list?

I’m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single

Let me read my to do list before the world ends...

1. You

- Day 77

"I have a boyfriend"

Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both talking about things that don't matter.

Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a math test tomorrow.
Her: Ok, so what?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on.

And, of course, this list wouldn't be complete without some costume-specific lines.

Baby, my mother may be on the TSA pre-check list, but you know I'm not.

Hey ______, can you guess why you haven't been on Spotify's Hot Singles list?

Cause you're off the charts ;)

Wanna help me start my to-do list? The first thing on it is you ;)

Might work- I'm not sure

Hey, can I tick you off?

Because I'm a busy man and you are the last thing on my to do list.

Did you used my to do list to roll a joint?

Because you are certainly high on my to-do list.

You must be an SEO expert, because you rank #1 on my list!

Ive kept this one on my list of least likely to succeed

Is your name Columbine?
Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

I know you’re busy today...

But can you add me to your to-do list?