50 List Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective List rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about list, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working List Pickup Lines

A good List hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I'm gonna sue spotify

For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.
Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?

They forgot to list you in their hottest singles
I looked for the best places to eat out...

Turns out that you came on top of the list
I just ended my spotify subscription

Cuz they failed to list you as hottest single of the month
Hey, did you hear about the latest glitch on Spotify?

For some reason, they don't have you listed as the week's hottest single. .-.
Hey girl, I'm going to email Google Maps for not listing you as one of the best places to eat out

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Are you busy today?

Coz I want you to add me to your to-do list.

What's your name and number so I can add you to my prayer list?

I gotta question

Apple Music or Spotify
Did you see the glitch earlier?

You weren’t listed as the top hottest single

I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!

I need to raise a complain to google

They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.

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I was going through my To-Do List for the day

And apparently, you're the first thing on the list.

Baby you're on my endangered species list because you're one of a kind!

I gotcha a (nerdy) list
Are you that note I messed up in rehearsal today? *Because I can't stop thinking about you.*

Are you a fermata? *Because I want to hold you.*

Hey, do you want to borrow my tuner? *Because you're looking real sharp.*

Are you parked prestissimo? *Because you're dashing*.

You must be a two octave sixteenth note run, because you leave me breathless.

Are you the key signature? *Because I miss you constantly.*

My love for you is like the cello line in Pachelbel's Canon... neverending.

Are you a practice room? *Because I really want you and I hope you're not taken.*

You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.

My favorite element on the periodic table must be uranium, because I am in love with U.

Our love will be like pi: irrational and neverending.

Are you a carbon sample? *Because I want to date you.*

Between DNA and RNA, I like RNA better because it has U in it.

Do you produce energy by harnessing the flow of water? Because dam.

meeting a stranger

What's your name? because I need to finish writing my to-do list

I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

Hey girl, are you "going to gym"

Cuz you are on my to do list

I'm such an open book, I could be on your summer reading list.

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Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.

Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!

You are definitely on my most wanted list.

How nice do i have to be to get on your naughty list? ;)

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

You just went straight to the top of my bucket list.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*

\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"

*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Hey girl, you've made my kill list.

I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

Girl, are you an urgent task

Because you are first on my to-do list.

Damn I’m gonna have to file a complaint to Spotify

Cuz they didn’t have you listed as the hottest single out

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My collectible lists is finally complete after I met you.

Are you listed on Amazon? Coz you're in every guy's wishlist.

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

I found you on my “qualified” email list, does that mean we can skip the foreplay?

I am making a list of numbers from 1-100 but I'm missing the first number...

Will you be the one?

Hey girl, if you’re so busy
Then why don’t you put me on your “to do” list?

How to Respond to a Spotify Pick Up Line: Funny because I do not see you on the list neither.

I know that you are busy

But you can add me to your do list

I looked up the top ten places to eat out and you were top of the list

Did you see the mistake they did on the music charts?

They forgot to list you as the hottest single

Send me your picture

So I can send Santa my wish list

Apple Music or Spotify. Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.

I’m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single

I’m going to list myself as 'hot blonde' in your phone, so you remember who I am.

Here is a list of things why you are my sun:

1. You are so hot
2. I get blinded when I look your way
3. I can't seem to leave your orbit.

There's a lot of things I cherish and I'd love to add you to that list.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain List love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty List chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.