Top 50 List Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty List pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy List conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I'm gonna sue spotify

   For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.

2. Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?

   They forgot to list you in their hottest singles

3. I looked for the best places to eat out...

   Turns out that you came on top of the list

4. I just ended my spotify subscription

   Cuz they failed to list you as hottest single of the month

5. Hey, did you hear about the latest glitch on Spotify?

   For some reason, they don't have you listed as the week's hottest single. .-.

6. Hey girl, I'm going to email Google Maps for not listing you as one of the best places to eat out

7. Are you busy today?

   Coz I want you to add me to your to-do list.

8. What's your name and number so I can add you to my prayer list?

9. I gotta question

   Apple Music or Spotify
   Did you see the glitch earlier?
   
   
   You weren’t listed as the top hottest single

10. I need to report Spotify

    Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

Funny list pickup lines

Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!

I need to raise a complain to google

They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.

Baby you're on my endangered species list because you're one of a kind!

*meeting a stranger*
What's your name? because I need to finish writing my to-do list

I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.

I'm such an open book, I could be on your summer reading list.

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!

You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.

How nice do i have to be to get on your naughty list? ;)

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

You just went straight to the top of my bucket list.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Hey girl, you've made my kill list.

I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

Girl, are you an urgent task

Because you are first on my to-do list.

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

I am making a list of numbers from 1-100 but I'm missing the first number...

Will you be the one?

Hey girl, if you’re so busy

Then why don’t you put me on your “to do” list?

I know that you are busy

But you can add me to your do list