Top 50 List Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty List pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

I'm gonna sue spotify

For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.
Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?

They forgot to list you in their hottest singles
What's your name and number so I can add you to my prayer list?
I gotta question

Apple Music or Spotify
Did you see the glitch earlier?

You weren’t listed as the top hottest single
I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week
Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
Baby you're on my endangered species list because you're one of a kind!
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

Funny list pickup lines

You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.

I'm such an open book, I could be on your summer reading list.

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!

You are definitely on my most wanted list.

You just went straight to the top of my bucket list.

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*

\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"

*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Hey girl, you've made my kill list.

I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

ITunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single

Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

Hey girl, if you’re so busy

Then why don’t you put me on your “to do” list?

Send me your picture

So I can send Santa my wish list

I’m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single

Here is a list of things why you are my sun:

1. You are so hot
2. I get blinded when I look your way
3. I can't seem to leave your orbit.

There's a lot of things I cherish and I'd love to add you to that list.

Let me read my to do list before the world ends...

1. You

- Day 77

I don't care if I'm on ur naughty list or ur nice list

I just wanna be on ur to-do list

Her: I have a boyfriend. Him: I have a math test tomorrow.

Her: Ok, so what?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on.

And, of course, this list wouldn't be complete without some costume-specific lines.

Baby, my mother may be on the TSA pre-check list, but you know I'm not.

Hey are you in my execution list,

Because I'd love to take you out sometime.