Do you like mythical creatures?

Cause i'm like a centaur

mostly man but horse where it counts ;)

Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been s**... by the Queen more times than I can count.

I was studying about stars last night

I lost the count of how many so bright stars there are. My discovery was… None of them shine as bright as you

No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

I’m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002

You can always count on the divemaster to make sure you’re turned on.

I hope I can count on your vote for my e**... campaign.

I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.


I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it

"If being wealthy in love counts, then consider me a billionaire when it comes to you."

Ooh, a latex suit? Count me in! I have a feeling things might get a little steamy... 😏

If being delusional means imagining a world where you're not stunning, then count me in.

Do you hate horses? Because I'd gallop through hoops just to win your heart!

"Did I eat? Only if you count being absolutely consumed by your beauty as a meal."

Counting may be a chore, but your charm leaves me wanting more.

Are you bad at math? Because when I look at you, all I can count is love.

Ah, Messi! I’ve been known to dribble past my cat when she’s blocking the TV. Does that count as a sport? 😄🐱

"I've spent months counting stars, but none of them shines as bright as your eyes. Missing our sparkle together."

"I'll be counting down the minutes until you're back, gorgeous. Missing you already."

"You know, life is a lot like clothes - it's all about what's underneath that truly counts."

"Are you a donut? Because I find it impossible to resist you, despite my daily calorie count."

"When I say good night, should I count down from 10 for a dreamy liftoff, or will your number do just fine?"

"Do you like counting assets? Because I can't help but count the ways you've caught my interest."

Pool party with you? Count me in! I'll make sure to wear my cutest bikini just for you. Let's make a splash together! 🌊😘

Are you a butcher? Because you've got me feeling like my heart's made of rancid meat.

"If we're counting, half the times I've blinked didn't matter, until I laid eyes on you."

"If pretending to be your boyfriend means I get to make you smile, count me in."

Age? Pfft, I don't count the years, I count the experiences... and the number of pizza slices I can eat in one sitting. 🍕

"I can't sleep without counting stars, but you're the only celestial body I want to undress with my eyes."

Well, if being a sexy secretary means I get to take charge, then count me in. Can't wait for you to see my bossy side!

Oh, I’m counting down already! You seem like someone who knows how to keep things exciting. Can’t wait to see what you have up your sleeve! 😊

"If being with you means experiencing heaven on earth, then count me in for eternity."

"Don't worry about counting calories, you've already got my full attention and I can't resist."

"I may not have a lot of time, but I can make every second count with you."

"Girl, just like algebra you can count on me, because when you subtract clothes, I'm always your solution."

"Is your name Ten? Because I must be a mathematician, I can't stop counting the ways you're perfect."

Easter celebration with you? Count me in! I'll bring the eggs, you bring that irresistible smile. Let's make it unforgettable.

"Do you believe in honesty and reliability? Because I can always count on you to make my day better."

Two times? Wow, you're practically a fitness influencer now! I’m still working on lifting my remote control... does that count as training? 😄

"Are you an encyclopedia? Because I'm totally lost in your facts...which aren't a lot, but who's counting?"

Well, if being rebellious means getting to know you better, count me in for the ride.

Girl: "What's your favorite hobby?"
Boy: "Counting stars at night. I've made it up to 11,432 so far. Lost count after that though. You?"

Haha, a colorful swimsuit? I'll stand out like a tropical bird at the pool! Count me in!

"Are you counting pi? Because your beauty is as infinite and non-repeating as its digits."

"Are you the number Pi? Because you are simply unendingly beautiful."

"Sweet dreams, beautiful! Just know I'm counting down the hours until I can see that gorgeous smile again."

"Just like your favorite equation, you can count on me for the perfect solution to your single life."

"Count me in! Coffee and a stroll sound like my kind of adventure. Looking forward to brewing memories together."

Naughty on the sofa? Count me in! Let's see if we can top that level of mischief together.

If having your kids means spending eternity with you, then count me in. Let's start our forever.

Ah, random paragraphs – the secret language of procrastinators everywhere! Do you think they all meet up for coffee and just complain about word counts?

"Actually, abhi tak to nahi, lekin mujhe yakeen hain ki mere dreams mein aapka face zaroor aayega. Dreams count right?"

"I've been counting the holiday lights, but none shine as bright as your smile I've missed."

You’re looking so scrumptious, you can count on me to have your back.

"Well, if being your partner in crime involves stealing hearts, count me in."

You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.

"Photography, yes! But if we count my drone flying skills, it's more like a comedy show than a beautiful aerial view."

"Just like a reliable bank, you can count on me to keep our mutual interest high and secure."

"Actually, I've been busy counting the seconds until I could see your gorgeous eyes again. It's quite a task!"

Are you a slab of rancid meat? Because you're looking like a rare cut to me!

"If being your first boyfriend means making every moment special, then count me in. Let's create unforgettable memories together."

"If I were to count the stars, half wouldn't matter because you outshine them all."

"I've been counting stars, but they all dim compared to the sparkle I miss in your eyes."

Same! If only dreaming about pizza counted as a meal. I’d be a gourmet chef in my sleep! What’s your go-to dream dish?

"Are you a perfect 10? Because I've been counting the seconds until I could meet someone as stunning as you."

"Half the world didn't count, till your smile made it whole, a perfect score in the beauty role."

"If it were just you and me alone at home, I'd make every second count exploring each captivating curve of yours."

"If laying with you feels half as good as looking at this picture, count me in for a cozy night!"

"Counting the hours till our bodies communicate again, when's my favourite conversation coming back?"

"Squatting for donuts? Sounds like the sweetest workout plan ever! Count me in, but only if we can do a donut-eating cooldown!"

"If you were a star, I’d need a telescope—because you’ve definitely got my attention from way over here!"

"Are you a star? Because I’m totally lost in your constellation of beauty!"

"Just deleted my past messages, because the only chat history that counts is ours, gorgeous."

Bored? Nah, I’d have to resort to counting the number of times you use “LOL” instead of laughing out loud! Challenge accepted! 😂

If once is all, I'll make it count. Your goodbye won't be the last amount. Let's dance in the stars tonight, no need for a final sight.

Nature sounds perfect! Count me in. Your idea is so refreshing, just like your creativity and spontaneity. Let's make memories together under the sun. ☀️

Breakfast in bed? Count me in! I can whip up a mean omelette, but I bet your company is even more delicious.

"I mean, does needing a partner to start a hilarious prank YouTube channel count as a legit reason?"

"If that's the case, let's make every moment count. Who knows, we might set off some fireworks together. 🎆"

Your thin waist is like a perfect hourglass, counting down the seconds until I lose myself in you.

"If standing up to you means I get to see your fierce side, count me in."

"Dinner cooked by a sassy chef? Count me in! What’s your specialty? I’m hoping for something that’ll make me laugh and crave seconds!"

"Babe, forget counting sheep, you've got me wanting to spend all night counting the stars in your eyes."

"Well, I do love a good challenge. But it's not about winning, it's the fun memories we'll make that counts."

Are you a frequent flyer? Because you've taken my breath away more times than I can count.

Count me in! Can't wait to celebrate with you. Who knows, maybe we'll find our own pot of gold at the end of the rainbow... 😉

"Why count in percentages when your charm breaks every scale, sweetheart?"

"Seeing you all dolled up for a Sunday evening snap has me counting down the minutes until our next date."

"If being with you for life means waking up to your smile every day, count me in—I'm ready for forever."

Sounds like a fun time! Count me in for some cow action with you. Bet it'll be udderly exciting! 🐄

"Haha, I prefer being a gentleman who knows how to appreciate a good conversation. Does that count as 'simping'?"

"Turning 23 with a wild heart and a love for birthday sex? Count me in for the celebration, gorgeous."

"Half the stars in heaven, don't shine as much as you; your radiance is my all, pure and true."

"Your snaps have me counting down the days till I can unwrap you in person."

It's not the size of the bow that counts, it's the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)

"You've waited a year for me, now let's make every second count from now till forever."

Sweet dreams! Counting down the minutes until we chat again. You're always on my mind.

Haha, if I’m lucky! But I’d rather make every moment count. What’s one thing you want to achieve in your lifetime?

Pole dancing? Count me in! But I have a feeling you're the one who will steal the show. Can't wait to watch!

"Well, anticipation is half the fun. As long as it includes your captivating smile, count me in!"

"In centimeters and in love, every number counts. At 157, you're hitting all my sweet spots perfectly."

If kisses were numbers, I'd be counting on you to solve my equations all day.

You have such a calming presence! I feel the same way—there's just something about you that makes everything better. Counting down the moments until we meet!

"I'm not sure how to define 'homie,' but if it means captivated by your charm, count me in."

"Depends, if you count burning the kitchen as a part of baking process, then I am an absolute pro!"

"If going on a date with you means spending more time with you, then count me in."

That sounds utterly exciting! Count me in for some farm fun. Who knew cows could be so enticing? 🐄

"Your Sunday evening slay has me counting down the days until our next rendezvous, beauty."

"If biting is on the menu, count me in. But be warned, I like to leave my mark."

"Just counting down the moments until you're back, because every second without you feels like an eternity without pleasure."

"I've been counting the moments since you left; when are you coming back to light up my world again, gorgeous?"

"You're the one who taught me, it's not about quantity but the quality of a girl's heart that counts."

"Been counting the stars for 7 years, yet none shine as bright as the possibility of knowing you."

"Au sa qara niu tomana na nomu mata, e dua na bukawaqa sega ni rawata." (I tried to count your freckles, it's a task even the stars can't compete with.)

"No donuts? So you're saying you prefer a donut-less existence? That’s a bold move! What do you do for fun, count avocados?"

"Your eyes sparkle brighter than any night stars, shall we stay awake and count them together?"

"As a friend with benefits, can I count your laughter as my favorite perk?"

"Looking at you, I see 'pi' defined - perfectly irresistible!"

Settling down? Count me in! I'll be your rock, your stability. Let's create a life full of love and laughter together! 💑

"Blonde or brunette, doesn't matter; you're real where it counts - your beauty and charm."

If being weak in rizzing means I get to hold your hand, then count me in.

"Well, how about we focus on the number of unforgettable moments we can share together instead?"

"If having a relationship as complicated as my brother's third cousin's boyfriend makes you smile like this, count me in!"

"Exploring monuments under the stars with chai in hand? Count me in. Can't wait to enjoy this charming evening with you."

In stormy seas or starlit skies, count on me to lift you high.

I've been counting the days, your smile shines brighter than the sun's rays.

"Are you a ripe piece of meat? Because I can't resist taking a bite."

"Bored of counting sheep? How about we switch it up and count the reasons why we're incredibly compatible instead?"

So baby girl, last night to live, let's make it count...

"Good morning! Thank you for the sweet wishes. Sending positive vibes your way as well, make today count!"

"Like a trusty compass, you can count on me to point you in the direction of breathtaking passion every time."

"True, but let's not forget 'awesome' has 6 letters and I totally fit that bill! Want to start our own letter-counting competition?"