Do you like mythical creatures?

Cause i'm like a centaur

mostly man but horse where it counts ;)

Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been s**... by the Queen more times than I can count.

I was studying about stars last night

I lost the count of how many so bright stars there are. My discovery was… None of them shine as bright as you

No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

I’m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002

You can always count on the divemaster to make sure you’re turned on.

I hope I can count on your vote for my e**... campaign.

I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.


I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it

"Did I eat? Only if you count being absolutely consumed by your beauty as a meal."

Can you teach me the counts? Counts to your heart.

"I've spent months counting stars, but none of them shines as bright as your eyes. Missing our sparkle together."

"As we countdown to the New Year, my heart counts on you. How about we enter this year together, just me and you?"

"If we're counting, half the times I've blinked didn't matter, until I laid eyes on you."

"Are you a donut? Because I find it impossible to resist you, despite my daily calorie count."

"When I say good night, should I count down from 10 for a dreamy liftoff, or will your number do just fine?"

"I can't sleep without counting stars, but you're the only celestial body I want to undress with my eyes."

"Girl, just like algebra you can count on me, because when you subtract clothes, I'm always your solution."

"Are you counting pi? Because your beauty is as infinite and non-repeating as its digits."

"Is your name Ten? Because I must be a mathematician, I can't stop counting the ways you're perfect."

"Are you an encyclopedia? Because I'm totally lost in your facts...which aren't a lot, but who's counting?"

"Excuse me, are you 2023? 'Cause I can't seem to stop counting down to you!"

"Are you the number Pi? Because you are simply unendingly beautiful."

"You always tell me to be patient, but how can I when you make every second count?"

Girl: "What's your favorite hobby?"
Boy: "Counting stars at night. I've made it up to 11,432 so far. Lost count after that though. You?"

"Just like your favorite equation, you can count on me for the perfect solution to your single life."

You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.

"Actually, abhi tak to nahi, lekin mujhe yakeen hain ki mere dreams mein aapka face zaroor aayega. Dreams count right?"

You’re looking so scrumptious, you can count on me to have your back.

"Count me in! Coffee and a stroll sound like my kind of adventure. Looking forward to brewing memories together."

"Just like a reliable bank, you can count on me to keep our mutual interest high and secure."

"Photography, yes! But if we count my drone flying skills, it's more like a comedy show than a beautiful aerial view."

"Actually, I've been busy counting the seconds until I could see your gorgeous eyes again. It's quite a task!"

"Are you a perfect 10? Because I've been counting the seconds until I could meet someone as stunning as you."

"I've been counting stars, but they all dim compared to the sparkle I miss in your eyes."

"If it were just you and me alone at home, I'd make every second count exploring each captivating curve of yours."

"Half the world didn't count, till your smile made it whole, a perfect score in the beauty role."

"If I were to count the stars, half wouldn't matter because you outshine them all."

"Counting the hours till our bodies communicate again, when's my favourite conversation coming back?"

"Just deleted my past messages, because the only chat history that counts is ours, gorgeous."

"If that's the case, let's make every moment count. Who knows, we might set off some fireworks together. 🎆"

"Babe, forget counting sheep, you've got me wanting to spend all night counting the stars in your eyes."

"Why count in percentages when your charm breaks every scale, sweetheart?"

It's not the size of the bow that counts, it's the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)

"Half the stars in heaven, don't shine as much as you; your radiance is my all, pure and true."

"Well, I do love a good challenge. But it's not about winning, it's the fun memories we'll make that counts."

"Haha, I prefer being a gentleman who knows how to appreciate a good conversation. Does that count as 'simping'?"

They say don’t judge a book by its cover. It’s what’s inside that counts.

Well I’d like to find out first hand

"You're the one who taught me, it's not about quantity but the quality of a girl's heart that counts."

"Well, anticipation is half the fun. As long as it includes your captivating smile, count me in!"

"In centimeters and in love, every number counts. At 157, you're hitting all my sweet spots perfectly."

"Depends, if you count burning the kitchen as a part of baking process, then I am an absolute pro!"

"If I say goodnight later, should I count sheep or the digits in your phone number?"

"Just counting down the moments until you're back, because every second without you feels like an eternity without pleasure."

"I'm not sure how to define 'homie,' but if it means captivated by your charm, count me in."

"I've been counting the moments since you left; when are you coming back to light up my world again, gorgeous?"

"Au sa qara niu tomana na nomu mata, e dua na bukawaqa sega ni rawata." (I tried to count your freckles, it's a task even the stars can't compete with.)

"As a friend with benefits, can I count your laughter as my favorite perk?"

"Blonde or brunette, doesn't matter; you're real where it counts - your beauty and charm."

"Bored of counting sheep? How about we switch it up and count the reasons why we're incredibly compatible instead?"

"Exploring monuments under the stars with chai in hand? Count me in. Can't wait to enjoy this charming evening with you."

"Looking at you, I see 'pi' defined - perfectly irresistible!"

"Well, how about we focus on the number of unforgettable moments we can share together instead?"

"Been counting the stars for 7 years, yet none shine as bright as the possibility of knowing you."

So baby girl, last night to live, let's make it count...

"Your eyes sparkle brighter than any night stars, shall we stay awake and count them together?"

"Like a trusty compass, you can count on me to point you in the direction of breathtaking passion every time."

"I've been counting the stars, but I bet none of them can shine as bright as your captivating curves."