50 Count Pick Up lines

Here are 50 count pick up lines for her and flirty count rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about count that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your count rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny count pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty count joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Count Pickup Lines

A good Count hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?
I started counting one star in the sky for each reason I love you...Then I ran out of stars and I realized the reasons are infinite.
Do you know, I count your heartbeats before you sleep?
How many roses

I: You hold one rose and stand in front of the mirror. How many roses do you see?

She: Two. One in mirror, one in my hands.

I: No, i's three.

She: How's is it three?

I: Are you not counting yourself too?

She blushed when I said this. And a date it is!
Tonight you can be like America’s medal count… on the top!
Are you PewDiePie's sub count?

Cause on a scale of 1-10 you're 100,000,000.

Short and cute count pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about count are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Do you like mythical creatures?

Cause i'm like a centaur

mostly man but horse where it counts ;)

Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been s**... by the Queen more times than I can count.

I was studying about stars last night

I lost the count of how many so bright stars there are. My discovery was… None of them shine as bright as you

No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

I’m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002

I want to be your socks, so you can count on me to keep you warm.

You can always count on the divemaster to make sure you’re turned on.

Cheesy count Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I hope I can count on your vote for my e**... campaign.

I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.

I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it

Roses are red, Violets are blue
My body count is 0, it could start with you

Can you teach me the counts? Counts to your heart.

You’re looking so scrumptious, you can count on me to have your back.

You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.

It's not the size of the bow that counts, it's the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)

Corny count Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Count conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

So baby girl, last night to live, let's make it count...

Can you count?

Then you better count on spending the night.

How many bones are there in a human's body ?

207 if you're counting the one I'm adding in tonight.

Babe are you mathematician?

Because you can count on me

Go to the beach and count every grain of sand.
The time itll take you to count them all is how long I will love you

Are you that vampire from Sesame Street?

Because I wanna make you count.

Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

Blunt and smooth

Whats the best kiss you've ever had not counting our date this weekend?

Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?

You: will you go out with me

Your crush: umm... No

You: I was not expecting that, but then again I was not expecting to expect that so it does not count so lets start over...

Can you teach me the counts? Specifically, the counts to your heart.

I’d say you’re a 100 out of 100

But everytime I try to count that high you get me stuck on 69

A good count Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Count hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I thought I counted all the change in the register

But I seemed to have missed a dime

What’s a better slam at me being single?

1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have.

2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.

Hey what’s your body count?

I bet you’re good afff

Good one?

I can sing my abc’s for you,

I will give you an A because you’re awesome,
a B because you’re beautiful,
a C because you count,
and I will give you this D because you deserve it,

is that a yes?

SHE WANTS THE D!!!!!!!!!

Whenever I count my blessings

I count you multiple times.

Hey is your protein count low
Because i can help

I don't bother counting the dates we've been on.

That's because I can't count to infinity..

it's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt

I may not look like much, but I've got it where it counts, kid.

I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.

I may be claymation, but I'm stiff where it counts.

I've counted all the stars before. And I think I've missed two. They're in your eyes

Hey little princess. I’m just doing squats on the beach and need someone to come count them.

I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!

Girl... tonight you can be like Canada's medal count... On the top

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Count love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Count chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.