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Following is our collection of smooth and working Count pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Count tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?

  2. I started counting one star in the sky for each reason I love you...Then I ran out of stars and I realized the reasons are infinite.

  3. Do you know, I count your heartbeats before you sleep?

  4. How many roses

    I: You hold one rose and stand in front of the mirror. How many roses do you see?

    She: Two. One in mirror, one in my hands.

    I: No, i's three.

    She: How's is it three?

    I: Are you not counting yourself too?

    She blushed when I said this. And a date it is!

  5. Tonight you can be like America’s medal count… on the top!

  6. Are you PewDiePie's sub count?

    Cause on a scale of 1-10 you're 100,000,000.

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Do you like mythical creatures?

Cause i'm like a centaur

mostly man but horse where it counts ;)

Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been s**... by the Queen more times than I can count.

I was studying about stars last night

I lost the count of how many so bright stars there are. My discovery was… None of them shine as bright as you

No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue,

I’m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002

I want to be your socks, so you can count on me to keep you warm.

You can always count on the divemaster to make sure you’re turned on.


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I hope I can count on your vote for my e**... campaign.

I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.


I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it

Roses are red, Violets are blue
My body count is 0, it could start with you

Can you teach me the counts? Counts to your heart.

You’re looking so scrumptious, you can count on me to have your back.

You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.

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It's not the size of the bow that counts, it's the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)

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So baby girl, last night to live, let's make it count...

Can you count?

Then you better count on spending the night.

How many bones are there in a human's body ?

207 if you're counting the one I'm adding in tonight.

Babe are you mathematician?

Because you can count on me

Go to the beach and count every grain of sand.
The time itll take you to count them all is how long I will love you

Are you that vampire from Sesame Street?

Because I wanna make you count.

Blunt and smooth

Whats the best kiss you've ever had not counting our date this weekend?

Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?

You: will you go out with me

Your crush: umm... No

You: I was not expecting that, but then again I was not expecting to expect that so it does not count so lets start over...

Can you teach me the counts? Specifically, the counts to your heart.

I’d say you’re a 100 out of 100

But everytime I try to count that high you get me stuck on 69

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Hey what’s your body count?

I bet you’re good afff


Good one?

What’s a better slam at me being single?

1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have.

2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.

I don't bother counting the dates we've been on.

That's because I can't count to infinity..

Whenever I count my blessings

I count you multiple times.

Hey is your protein count low

Because i can help

I thought I counted all the change in the register
But I seemed to have missed a dime

I can sing my abc’s for you,

I will give you an A because you’re awesome,
a B because you’re beautiful,
a C because you count,
and I will give you this D because you deserve it,


is that a yes?


SHE WANTS THE D!!!!!!!!!

If looks could count for a minute, you'd be a pretty long day!

I count the blessings that keep our love new. There's one for me And a million for you.

It's not the length of the caucus that counts... it's what you do with it.

Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.

You can dowager count-on-me.

I'm letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for 5 euro's. How many can I count you in for?

Girl... tonight you can be like Canada's medal count... On the top

I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!

Hey little princess. I’m just doing squats on the beach and need someone to come count them.

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