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Top 50 Count Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Count pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Count conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?

  2. I started counting one star in the sky for each reason I love you...Then I ran out of stars and I realized the reasons are infinite.

  3. Do you know, I count your heartbeats before you sleep?

  4. Tonight you can be like America’s medal count… on the top!

  5. Are you PewDiePie's sub count?

    Cause on a scale of 1-10 you're 100,000,000.

  6. Do you like mythical creatures?

    Cause i'm like a centaur

    mostly man but horse where it counts ;)

  7. Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been screwed by the Queen more times than I can count.

  8. I was studying about stars last night

    I lost the count of how many so bright stars there are. My discovery was… None of them shine as bright as you

  9. Are you good at math? Cus I wanna add to your body count. Subtract your clothes. Multiply your DNA. And divide your legs.

  10. No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.


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Babe, you can count me on as the moon. You are the center of my world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

I’m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002

I want to be your socks, so you can count on me to keep you warm.

You can always count on the divemaster to make sure you’re turned on.

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I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.


I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it

Roses are red, Violets are blue
My body count is 0, it could start with you

Can you teach me the counts? Counts to your heart.

You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.

You’re looking so scrumptious, you can count on me to have your back.

It's not the size of the bow that counts, it's the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)

They say don’t judge a book by its cover. It’s what’s inside that counts.

Well I’d like to find out first hand

So baby girl, last night to live, let's make it count...

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How many bones are there in a human's body ?

207 if you're counting the one I'm adding in tonight.

Babe are you mathematician?

Because you can count on me

Go to the beach and count every grain of sand.

The time itll take you to count them all is how long I will love you

Are you that vampire from Sesame Street?

Because I wanna make you count.

Blunt and smooth

Whats the best kiss you've ever had not counting our date this weekend?

Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?

You: will you go out with me

Your crush: umm... No

You: I was not expecting that, but then again I was not expecting to expect that so it does not count so lets start over...

Can you teach me the counts? Specifically, the counts to your heart.

I’d say you’re a 100 out of 100

But everytime I try to count that high you get me stuck on 69

I thought I counted all the change in the register

But I seemed to have missed a dime