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Top 50 Count Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Count pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?

  2. I started counting one star in the sky for each reason I love you...Then I ran out of stars and I realized the reasons are infinite.

  3. Do you know, I count your heartbeats before you sleep?

  4. Damn girl are you a lawyer

    Because I’ve been convicted of 3 separate, but related, counts of murder and am in need of an attorney that get me the best possible outcome for my trial

  5. Tonight you can be like America’s medal count… on the top!

  6. Are you PewDiePie's sub count?

    Cause on a scale of 1-10 you're 100,000,000.

  7. Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been screwed by the Queen more times than I can count.

  8. No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

  9. Roses are red, Violets are blue,

    I’m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002

  10. I hope I can count on your vote for my erection campaign.

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I'm having a problem...
I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.

I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it

Roses are red, Violets are blue

My body count is 0, it could start with you

You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.

They say don’t judge a book by its cover. It’s what’s inside that counts.

Well I’d like to find out first hand

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So baby girl, last night to live, let's make it count...

Can you count?

Then you better count on spending the night.

How many bones are there in a human's body ?

207 if you're counting the one I'm adding in tonight.

Babe are you mathematician?

Because you can count on me

Go to the beach and count every grain of sand.

The time itll take you to count them all is how long I will love you

Are you that vampire from Sesame Street?

Because I wanna make you count.

Blunt and smooth

Whats the best sex you've ever had not counting our date this weekend?

Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

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You: will you go out with me

Your crush: umm... No

You: I was not expecting that, but then again I was not expecting to expect that so it does not count so lets start over...

Can you teach me the counts? Specifically, the counts to your heart.

I’d say you’re a 100 out of 100

But everytime I try to count that high you get me stuck on 69

I thought I counted all the change in the register

But I seemed to have missed a dime

What’s a better slam at me being single?

1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have.

2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.

I don't bother counting the dates we've been on.

That's because I can't count to infinity..

Whenever I count my blessings

I count you multiple times.

Hey what’s your body count?

I bet you’re good afff

Good one?

Hey is your protein count low

Because i can help

I can sing my abc’s for you,

I will give you an A because you’re awesome,
a B because you’re beautiful,
a C because you count,
and I will give you this D because you deserve it,

is that a yes?

SHE WANTS THE D!!!!!!!!!

If looks could count for a minute, you'd be a pretty long day!