The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Rate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Rate pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If I were to rate you from 1-10....

    You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need

  2. Hey girl are you the rotten tomatoes rating for Phineas and Ferb across 2nd dimension?

    Cause you a 100.

  3. What are the drop rates on those pants, babe?

  4. I've always rated brains over beaut.

  5. With you, my interest rate is rising.

  6. I heard your pants have a low drop rate. I like those odds.

  7. Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.

  8. If I were to rate you, I'd give you a 3.14 because you're as sweet as pi.

  9. I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

  10. Hey girl, if I were your vibrator

    I'd rate your vibe 10/10

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I go down like Raw's ratings.

There are two ways to get to your target heart rate: You can either run really fast me, or I can just take off my shirt.

Irish you'd go on a date with me 'cause you're so pretty you're Dublin my heart rate.

On a scale of 1 to 10 i'll rate you 5

Because you are the 1 4 me..

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Can the females please rate this

Is your name Lightning?? cause I'm tryna make you McQueen KACHOW

Let's just say that my "approval rating" is very high.

Are you from Russia?

Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!

The elliptical isn't the only thing thats got my heart rate elevated!

ey baby, you really set off my X-rated vision.

Are you a banker?

...because my interest rates are rising

Girl, I wanna get your heart rate going.

Are you my Uber Rating?

Because you’re 4.5 stars

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Is your name Atropine? Cause you're raising my heart rate.

Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...

One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?

Hey there, I'm Al Qaeda

I'll rate you 9/11, crash at your place and explode inside of you. And you'll never forget the time I visited.

When you fell from heaven, could you rate the pain from 1-10? Was there any blood in your urine or stool?

Sometime you double my respiration rate, sometime you stop it completely.

The lower the interest rate up north, the larger the spread down south.

I hope interest rates are low, because I want to invest my time in you.

Thanks to you i have to claim disability

Because i am now blind by your beauty.

Rate this line?

Nice Skirt..

What's your drop rate on it?

Hey girl, you are raising my hash rate.

A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

[person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.