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Top 50 Figure Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Figure pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If you were Pokemon, what type would you be?

    \*after hearing his/her answer\*

    Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type.

  2. You can call me a Rubik’s cube

    I’m hard to figure out and you’ll give up on me after a while

  3. Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

    I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

  4. Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?

  5. I like a full figured girl.

  6. Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.

  7. If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

  8. Need help with rhyming Versace

    You guys know the “If you adore her, Dior her”. I’m trying to figure out something with Versace

  9. Sorry it took me so long to message you.

    I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.

  10. Girl, are you the Merovingian because I cannot figure out what you're even doing here.

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Funny figure pickup lines

My phone is Light
*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.

I'm good at algebra.

I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

Hey can you help me out?

I’m trying to become a superhero, but I can’t figure out which one…Superman or Yourman?

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Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you’d like to go lay down with me when you are done?

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)

I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.

Allow me to buy you a drink. After all, thanks to our beloved [insert a Republican political figure], the economy has never been better!

Hey baby, you like motorcycles

No, huh figures, probably why you are in a wheelchair

Hey girl am I the government? because I would like to have lots of "net taxes".

U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck

Do you know of any museums around here?

I figured you might know, since you're a work of art.

Are you a decent father figure

Because you're unreal

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Working Figure tinder opener

My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” figured it fit here

You know, I can't figure out which taste I wanna know more about,

Your music, or your lips.

So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here!

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is:

"Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?

"Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?
"As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.

Did you figure out what you're wearing to the Christmas party?

Because you can wear me out!

I need to call Haddaway!

Because I just figured out what love is ;)

Hey girl, you Italian?

Y’all figure out the rest...

Do you like a bargin (For Women) NSFW

Would you like to five figure dis(cunt).

Hey, girl do you have hypnothighs,

Because one look at you and I'm under your command.

Idk if this is good it just came to me when I was driving and I figured I'd post it here to see what people think.

Can you help me figure out my operating system?

I just got a telephone give me your number and I'll call you once I figure this contraption out.

Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.