Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.

If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

Need help with rhyming Versace

You guys know the “If you adore her, Dior her”. I’m trying to figure out something with Versace

Girl, are you the Merovingian because I cannot figure out what you're even doing here.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

I'm good at algebra.

I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

Hey can you help me out?

I’m trying to become a superhero, but I can’t figure out which one…Superman or Yourman?

Me: “can I buy you a rink?”

Girl: “you mean a drink?”

Me: “I figured I’d give you the D later”

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

You can call me a Rubik’s cube. I am hard to figure out, but you can do me once you know my patterns.

Damn girl are you Black Friday?

Because I’m trying to figure out what your deal is

Are you a puzzle? Because I can't figure you out, but I want to try.

"Are you a piñata? Because I'm falling hard for you, but don't worry, I'll only break the ice, not your heart."

"I figured we could delve into something less intense. Ever tried any exotic cuisine that left a lasting impression?"

"Your stunning smile and hypnotic beauty are overqualified for any heart, can mine be your perfect size?"

Your figure is a work of art - mind if I admire it up close?

"Your figure is intoxicating; how about we toast to an unforgettable night?"

Well, if artist hands are long, mine must be a masterpiece! Just don’t ask me to paint your portrait—stick figures only. 😂

"Your stunning hourglass figure isn't just perfect for cuddles, it's a mesmerizing neck breaker that stands out perfectly for me."

Oh, you think you have me all figured out? I love a good challenge. Let's see how well you really know me.

"With lips that red and a figure like yours, it's hard not to get lost in your beauty."

"Well, I figured I'd leave you wanting more, like a cliffhanger in a TV show. So, did it work? 😉"

"Are you an indie horror game? Cause every time I think I've figured you out, you surprise me with a new twist."

Are you an ice skater, cuz damn what a figure

Your smile is like a perfect figure eight, looping around my heart in an infinite embrace.

"With eyes as captivating as yours, it's hard to focus on anything else, especially your irresistible figure."

Trust me, I won't miss a chance to admire your gorgeous figure. Consider me your personal bodyguard.

Are you a figure skater? Because you've already glided your way into my heart with those graceful moves.

"Is your smile a magic spell? Because with your radiant skin, enticing lips and stunning figure, I'm completely bewitched."

"Your figure radiates heat, how about we ignite our passions together?"

"Did you just return from shopping? Because it looks like you picked up a dazzling smile and a figure to kill for."

"Is your name Barbie? Because you're creating a Dream House in my mind with your stunning smile and sexy figure."

"In the dance of beauty, your figure takes the lead, with grace and allure, you're all that I need."

"Those glasses frame the beauty of your eyes, while your voluptuous figure has already framed my desire."

"Nice try, but I think your pickup line ran faster than me! Perhaps they would be of better use for your future pun marathons?"

"Your curvaceous figure has me hypnotized, gorgeous. How about we explore if you're as cuddle-worthy as you look?"

"Your figure 8 aura is calming, but your beauty? It's thrillingly disruptive to my peace."

"Even if anvils fell from the sky, they still wouldn't be as hard as I've fallen for your knockout figure."

"Can you help me solve a mystery? I can't figure out if your red dress is stunning or it's just you."

"I must be dreaming, because your stunning figure is blurring my vision; maybe I should get some glasses too!"

"Wow, so we're both foodies? I'm currently trying to figure out if pizzas have a season. It's always pizza season, right?"

Are you a puzzle in Waterfall? Because girl, you've got me stumped but I'm still determined to figure you out!

Are you a math problem? Because I just can't seem to figure you out, but I'd love to try.

Are you a problem? Because I can't resist the challenge of figuring you out, beautiful troublemaker.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your amazing figure, everyone else disappears."

Wow, even in your dreams, you're surrounded by heavenly figures. I'd love to be there to lift you up too.

"Are you a piñata? Because every time I see you, my heart bursts with colorful feelings."

Are you made of magic? Because I can't help but be enchanted by your captivating figure.

"Are you a riddle? Cause even when you don't make sense, I can't stop trying to figure you out."

"Your eyes are captivating, but it's your figure that truly leaves me breathless."

"Your stunning hourglass figure is a neck breaker - it's the perfect size to lose myself in."

"Is it just me, or did the room light up when you walked in? Your smile is captivating."

"That's so sweet! I guess we're both running marathons in each other's minds then."

"Oh, are they as stylish as you? Because you've been running through my mind in nothing less than designer attire, darling."

Your voluptuous figure in a saree and bra is like a work of art that I can't take my eyes off.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, a slim figure with a cute smile."

"Damn girl, your tantalizing figure makes me want to skip classes and study the curves of your sultry physique instead."

Are you a puzzle in Undertale? Because I can't figure you out, but I wanna keep trying.

"As a 90s kid and college beauty, you're harder to figure out than my last exam. But more intoxicating than gin tonic."

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing how your slim figure perfectly complements your radiant beauty."

"Did your ass hurt falling from heaven? Well, with an angelic figure like that, I'm not surprised."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...especially when you're thicker than a snicker."

"Are you Jessica Rabbit? Because you've got me going 'Awoooga!' with that stunning figure of yours."

Are you a math problem? Because you've got me trying to figure you out all day.

"Haha, well I must say, those sneakers would be handy after all the laps you've made in my dreams!"

"Your radiant smile and hourglass figure are a rarity - a perfect fit for my arms and my one and only dream."

"Are you a puzzle? Because I just can't seem to figure you out, but I love the challenge!"

"Well, I'm just a simple guy who enjoys good company and a good laugh. Still figuring out if that's a catch or not."

"With my hands tracing your divine figure, it's like I'm reading a poetry of love hidden in your curves."

"Do you come with express delivery? Your muscle-bound figure has me craving for a special drop-off in my tight mailbox."

Just a hunch, but something about our chat felt promising! Plus, I figured the more ways to connect, the better. What’s your favorite way to communicate?

"Ah, just a figure of speech, not an actual person. Just daydreaming about the idea of someone special."

"Can I be your math tutor? Because I promise to never under or overestimate my figures again."

Your figure so divine, a sight to see,
In your presence, I feel complete and free.

"Are you a puzzle? Because the more I try to figure you out, the more I get lost in your eyes."

"Are you a puzzle? Because even though you're complex and unsociable, I'd love to figure you out."

"Are you a box of chocolates? Because I want to take my time figuring out how sweet you really are."

"Lydia, are you still figuring out what you want? Because I've already figured out I want you."

"Seeing your stunning hourglass shape and enchanting smile is a neck breaker; you're the perfect size for my dreams."

"Just trying to figure out how to fit 'meeting a captivating beauty' into my day. 😉 What about you?"

"Can I follow you home this Valentine's? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, not my GPS."

Are you a puzzle? Because I'm drawn to figuring you out, just like my autism.

"Are you an accountant? Because I can't seem to balance my love life without your captivating figures."

That blue dress looks amazing on you! It complements your figure perfectly. You have great taste in fashion, just like everything else about you.

"If you’re trying to hide that beautiful figure, you might need a better distraction than your hand."

"Is it just me, or does your amazing figure make my glasses fog up every time I see you?"

"Your mind is as intriguing as your looks; let's figure out how to optimize this chemistry between us!"

"Your sexy figure is my paradise, can I be the lucky explorer tonight?"

Are you made of darkness? Because every time I try to figure you out, I end up silenced.

"Kitty girl, your purr-fect figure has me feline fine. How about we prowl the town together tonight?"

"As an English teacher, do you prefer 'pretty' or 'beautiful'? Because I need the perfect adjective for your smile and figure."

True, but like a good chocolate chip cookie, it’s all about finding the right balance. Speaking of balance, you seem to have it figured out!

"Since you asked, I've been trying to figure out if it's your smile or eyes that's got me hooked."

"Would you mind if I took a photograph of your stunning figure? It'd surely outshine the Mona Lisa any day."

"That's okay! We're all figuring things out. Let's just focus on the adventure of learning about each other, love can wait."

"Forgive me if I'm being forward, but your intellect matches your beauty and it amplifies your stunning figure."

Are you a puzzle in Waterfall? Because you've got me stumped, but I'm determined to figure you out.

"Are you a piñata? Because every time I see you, it feels like a party in my heart."

"Fancy a late-night adventure, Nurse Kim? Your eyes sparkle brighter than any emergency room's lights."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost trying to figure out how to pick you up!"

"You like dancing and you're a figure 8; are you sure you're not the 'twist' in the plot of my love story?"

"Catchy! But are they made for speed or distance? Because at this rate, it feels like I might just end up doing a marathon there."

"Ha, so charming! I guess I'll need them for our fast-paced romance. Ready to keep up?"

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged for stealing my attention with your gorgeous figure."

I have a knack for stumbling upon interesting things. Lucky for me, it led me to you!

"I must be a sculptor, because your figure has me inspired to create something beautiful together."

"Are you a math problem? Because I can’t stop trying to figure you out, and that’s my type of equation!"

"Did God put us together in this mystery called life? Cause I'm still trying to figure out how I found someone so perfect."

"A true enigma, huh? Maybe we can crack each other’s codes over coffee someday. What’s your favorite riddle to unravel?"

"Laying here in my bed, I can't help but imagine how much sweeter my dreams would be with a peek of your stunning figure."

"Oh, been doing some cardio, have I? Better brace yourself because you've been sprinting through my dreams too."

I'm going to need more than just my psychic powers to figure that out! Maybe I'll just guess... Atlantis? 🤔😂

Haha, did you bring out the detective outfit for that? Don't worry, I won't make you work too hard to figure me out!

"Are you a Barbie doll? Cause when I look at you, everyone else in the room becomes action figures."

"Thanks, but did they come with a map? Because getting lost in your eyes seems to be a greater risk."

"Your sexy figure is my dream canvas, mind if I capture it in my memory for eternity?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and admire that stunning figure?"

I’ve been undercover as a potato, trying to figure out if I’m more of a French fry or mashed. What about you?

"Are you an artist? Because your slim figure and big butt have sculpted my feelings into an undeniable masterpiece."

"Wow, that's smooth! Guess I better lace up those sneakers and continue my marathon in your thoughts then."

"Are you an accountant? Because you've got my interest piqued and my figures could use some balancing."

Are you a math problem? Because I'd love to solve you and figure out all your complexities.

"Well, I’d probably be too busy trying to figure out if I need a snorkel or just a good Wi-Fi connection!"

"Is it fate that we matched or just a lucky swipe? Either way, your smile caught my eye."

"Are you a pontianak ice cream? Because I'm getting a brain freeze trying to figure out how sweet you are."

"Your smile is as captivating as your figure, it's like a masterpiece sculpted with perfection."

"Hey there, my cute chubby bunny, your voluptuous figure is more captivating than any Playboy centerfold."

"Oh, an Army officer? Well, let's see if your strategic skills extend to figuring out my favorite pizza topping!"

"I can't help but notice your confidence. Can I buy you a drink and hear your story?"

"Is your name Pi? Because you're irrational yet fascinating, and I could spend a lifetime trying to figure you out."

"Are you a math problem? Because I'm not figuring you out, but I'm totally enjoying the process."