Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.

If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

Need help with rhyming Versace

You guys know the “If you adore her, Dior her”. I’m trying to figure out something with Versace

Girl, are you the Merovingian because I cannot figure out what you're even doing here.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

I'm good at algebra.

I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

Hey can you help me out?

I’m trying to become a superhero, but I can’t figure out which one…Superman or Yourman?

Me: “can I buy you a rink?”

Girl: “you mean a drink?”

Me: “I figured I’d give you the D later”

You can call me a Rubik’s cube. I am hard to figure out, but you can do me once you know my patterns.

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

Damn girl are you Black Friday?

Because I’m trying to figure out what your deal is

"Are you a piñata? Because I'm falling hard for you, but don't worry, I'll only break the ice, not your heart."

Are you an ice skater, cuz damn what a figure

"I figured we could delve into something less intense. Ever tried any exotic cuisine that left a lasting impression?"

"With eyes as captivating as yours, it's hard to focus on anything else, especially your irresistible figure."

"Your figure is intoxicating; how about we toast to an unforgettable night?"

"Your stunning smile and hypnotic beauty are overqualified for any heart, can mine be your perfect size?"

Your figure is a work of art - mind if I admire it up close?

Are you a puzzle? Because I can't figure you out, but I want to try.

"With your stunning beauty and hypnotic curves, you're not just cuddle buddy material, you're my one and only overqualified dream come true."

"Your stunning hourglass figure isn't just perfect for cuddles, it's a mesmerizing neck breaker that stands out perfectly for me."

"How about I cook for you when the planets align? Or maybe when I finally figure out how to boil water without a meltdown!"

Oh, you think you have me all figured out? I love a good challenge. Let's see how well you really know me.

Trust me, I won't miss a chance to admire your gorgeous figure. Consider me your personal bodyguard.

"With lips that red and a figure like yours, it's hard not to get lost in your beauty."

Well, if artist hands are long, mine must be a masterpiece! Just don’t ask me to paint your portrait—stick figures only. 😂

Are you a figure skater? Because you've already glided your way into my heart with those graceful moves.

"Is your name Barbie? Because you're creating a Dream House in my mind with your stunning smile and sexy figure."

"Your luscious dark blonde locks are a dream, but your figure? That's an epic fantasy come to life."

"Your figure radiates heat, how about we ignite our passions together?"

"Did you just return from shopping? Because it looks like you picked up a dazzling smile and a figure to kill for."

"In the dance of beauty, your figure takes the lead, with grace and allure, you're all that I need."

"Are you an indie horror game? Cause every time I think I've figured you out, you surprise me with a new twist."

Are you a problem? Because I can't resist the challenge of figuring you out, beautiful troublemaker.

"Nice try, but I think your pickup line ran faster than me! Perhaps they would be of better use for your future pun marathons?"

Are you made of magic? Because I can't help but be enchanted by your captivating figure.

"Can you help me solve a mystery? I can't figure out if your red dress is stunning or it's just you."

Wow, even in your dreams, you're surrounded by heavenly figures. I'd love to be there to lift you up too.

"Even if anvils fell from the sky, they still wouldn't be as hard as I've fallen for your knockout figure."

"I must be dreaming, because your stunning figure is blurring my vision; maybe I should get some glasses too!"

"Are you a riddle? Cause even when you don't make sense, I can't stop trying to figure you out."

"Are you a to-do list? Because I can't figure out what I'm doing until I've put you on my list."

"Wow, so we're both foodies? I'm currently trying to figure out if pizzas have a season. It's always pizza season, right?"

"Your eyes are captivating, but it's your figure that truly leaves me breathless."

Are you a math problem? Because I just can't seem to figure you out, but I'd love to try.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your amazing figure, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a piñata? Because every time I see you, my heart bursts with colorful feelings."

"Those glasses frame the beauty of your eyes, while your voluptuous figure has already framed my desire."

"Your curvaceous figure has me hypnotized, gorgeous. How about we explore if you're as cuddle-worthy as you look?"

"Excuse me, Samantha, but your intellect isn't the only thing that's captivating about you, your figure is truly a masterpiece."

"Your stunning hourglass figure is a neck breaker - it's the perfect size to lose myself in."

"Ah, just a figure of speech, not an actual person. Just daydreaming about the idea of someone special."

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing how your slim figure perfectly complements your radiant beauty."

Are you a math problem? Because you've got me trying to figure you out all day.

"Enigma, huh? I prefer to think of myself as a riddle waiting for the right mind to unravel it. Challenge accepted?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, a slim figure with a cute smile."

"Is it just me, or did the room light up when you walked in? Your smile is captivating."

"As a 90s kid and college beauty, you're harder to figure out than my last exam. But more intoxicating than gin tonic."

"Did your ass hurt falling from heaven? Well, with an angelic figure like that, I'm not surprised."

"Are you a puzzle? Because even though you're complex and unsociable, I'd love to figure you out."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...especially when you're thicker than a snicker."

"With my hands tracing your divine figure, it's like I'm reading a poetry of love hidden in your curves."

"Your radiant smile and hourglass figure are a rarity - a perfect fit for my arms and my one and only dream."

"Are you a box of chocolates? Because I want to take my time figuring out how sweet you really are."

"Damn girl, your tantalizing figure makes me want to skip classes and study the curves of your sultry physique instead."

"Are you a puzzle? Because I just can't seem to figure you out, but I love the challenge!"

"Well, I'm just a simple guy who enjoys good company and a good laugh. Still figuring out if that's a catch or not."

Are you a puzzle in Undertale? Because I can't figure you out, but I wanna keep trying.

"Do you come with express delivery? Your muscle-bound figure has me craving for a special drop-off in my tight mailbox."

"That's so sweet! I guess we're both running marathons in each other's minds then."

"Are you a puzzle? Because the more I try to figure you out, the more I get lost in your eyes."

Just a hunch, but something about our chat felt promising! Plus, I figured the more ways to connect, the better. What’s your favorite way to communicate?

Your skin is as radiant as the moonlight, and your figure is a work of art. Can I admire closer?

Your figure so divine, a sight to see,
In your presence, I feel complete and free.

"Oh, are they as stylish as you? Because you've been running through my mind in nothing less than designer attire, darling."

"Haha, well I must say, those sneakers would be handy after all the laps you've made in my dreams!"

"Are you Jessica Rabbit? Because you've got me going 'Awoooga!' with that stunning figure of yours."

"Seeing your stunning hourglass shape and enchanting smile is a neck breaker; you're the perfect size for my dreams."

"Lydia, are you still figuring out what you want? Because I've already figured out I want you."

"That's okay! We're all figuring things out. Let's just focus on the adventure of learning about each other, love can wait."

Are you a puzzle in Waterfall? Because you've got me stumped, but I'm determined to figure you out.

True, but like a good chocolate chip cookie, it’s all about finding the right balance. Speaking of balance, you seem to have it figured out!

Are you a puzzle? Because I'm drawn to figuring you out, just like my autism.

"Fancy a late-night adventure, Nurse Kim? Your eyes sparkle brighter than any emergency room's lights."

"Are you a math problem? Because I can't seem to figure you out, but I'm definitely intrigued."

"If you’re trying to hide that beautiful figure, you might need a better distraction than your hand."

That blue dress looks amazing on you! It complements your figure perfectly. You have great taste in fashion, just like everything else about you.

"Would you mind if I took a photograph of your stunning figure? It'd surely outshine the Mona Lisa any day."

"Your sexy figure is my paradise, can I be the lucky explorer tonight?"

"Still figuring things out, darling? How about we solve the mystery of chemistry between us tonight?"

"Since you asked, I've been trying to figure out if it's your smile or eyes that's got me hooked."

"As an English teacher, do you prefer 'pretty' or 'beautiful'? Because I need the perfect adjective for your smile and figure."

"Are you a piñata? Because every time I see you, it feels like a party in my heart."

"Kitty girl, your purr-fect figure has me feline fine. How about we prowl the town together tonight?"

"Are you a piñata? Because I'm just dying to know what kind of sweetness you're hiding inside!"

"Forgive me if I'm being forward, but your intellect matches your beauty and it amplifies your stunning figure."

"Can I follow you home this Valentine's? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, not my GPS."

Are you made of darkness? Because every time I try to figure you out, I end up silenced.

"Are you an accountant? Because I can't seem to balance my love life without your captivating figures."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost trying to figure out how to pick you up!"

I have a knack for stumbling upon interesting things. Lucky for me, it led me to you!

"You like dancing and you're a figure 8; are you sure you're not the 'twist' in the plot of my love story?"

"Wow, that's smooth! Guess I better lace up those sneakers and continue my marathon in your thoughts then."

"Ha, so charming! I guess I'll need them for our fast-paced romance. Ready to keep up?"

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged for stealing my attention with your gorgeous figure."

"Did God put us together in this mystery called life? Cause I'm still trying to figure out how I found someone so perfect."

"Catchy! But are they made for speed or distance? Because at this rate, it feels like I might just end up doing a marathon there."

"Are you an accountant? Because you've got my interest piqued and my figures could use some balancing."

"Laying here in my bed, I can't help but imagine how much sweeter my dreams would be with a peek of your stunning figure."

I'm going to need more than just my psychic powers to figure that out! Maybe I'll just guess... Atlantis? 🤔😂

Are you a math problem? Because I'd love to solve you and figure out all your complexities.

"A true enigma, huh? Maybe we can crack each other’s codes over coffee someday. What’s your favorite riddle to unravel?"

"Are you a Barbie doll? Cause when I look at you, everyone else in the room becomes action figures."

"Are you an artist? Because your slim figure and big butt have sculpted my feelings into an undeniable masterpiece."

"Thanks, but did they come with a map? Because getting lost in your eyes seems to be a greater risk."

"I must be a sculptor, because your figure has me inspired to create something beautiful together."

"Well, I’d probably be too busy trying to figure out if I need a snorkel or just a good Wi-Fi connection!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and admire that stunning figure?"

I’ve been undercover as a potato, trying to figure out if I’m more of a French fry or mashed. What about you?

"Your sexy figure is my dream canvas, mind if I capture it in my memory for eternity?"

"Are you a math problem? Because I can’t stop trying to figure you out, and that’s my type of equation!"

"Oh, been doing some cardio, have I? Better brace yourself because you've been sprinting through my dreams too."

Haha, did you bring out the detective outfit for that? Don't worry, I won't make you work too hard to figure me out!

"That beautiful smile and kind heart are enchanting, but babe, your perfect figure is absolutely captivating."

"Are you a pontianak ice cream? Because I'm getting a brain freeze trying to figure out how sweet you are."

"Your smile is as captivating as your figure, it's like a masterpiece sculpted with perfection."

"I can't help but notice your confidence. Can I buy you a drink and hear your story?"

Haha, I didn't want to steal the doctor's thunder! Plus, I figured you could use the extra belly button as a conversation starter.

"Oh, an Army officer? Well, let's see if your strategic skills extend to figuring out my favorite pizza topping!"

"Is your name Pi? Because you're irrational yet fascinating, and I could spend a lifetime trying to figure you out."

"Are you a math problem? Because I'm not figuring you out, but I'm totally enjoying the process."