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Top 50 Picture Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Picture chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Roses are red, quarantinelife is shitty

    The only thing that'll make me happy, is a picture of yout titty.

  2. Roses are red, you are a cutie

    You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty

  3. I'm no professional photographer...

    But I can picture you and me together.

  4. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

  5. If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

  6. Are you kraken?

    Because I picture you swallowing a bunch of seaman

  7. My inspiration folder is just pictures of you.

  8. When I was eight I had your picture on my underwear.

  9. I was going to click on your profile picture, but I got jealous of the mouse.

  10. You look exactly like a "before" picture.

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Funny picture pickup lines

Can i take a picture of you so I can show the Great Spirit what I want for my birthday?

Can i take a picture of you?

Can i take a picture of you? I have to show Santa Claus what i want for Christmas.

I should major in Photography because I can picture us together.

I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.

Hey! Can you please send a picture of yourself?

Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...

Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?

They should just replace my bat signal with a picture of you. I'd get there even faster.

Haven't I downloaded naked pictures of you before?

Send me your picture

So I can send Santa my wish list

Do you have a camera? No?

That's okay, I can still picture us together

Can I get a picture with you?

Cause I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas this year

Walk up to a man in a bar

Picture this



Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words.

"Lickety split, lick my clit"

And wink.

Gets em' every time

Mind if I get you picture...

So that I can prove to all my friends that angels really do exist

Can I take your picture?

Cuz I wanna show that to Santa and say "This is what I want"

Do you know what’s almost as good looking as you?

A picture of you

Can I take a picture of you?

No: That's a shame, I believe works of art should be preserved.

Yes: Perfect, I've always believed works of art should be preserved.

You two are talking...

You: I liked this girl for a long time. I don't know how she feels about me so can I show you a picture of her and you tell me?

Her: sure

You: *shows a picture of her*

Can i have a picture of you?

So when people ask me who's the love of you life i can show them you.

This sounded better in my head.

You’re so beautiful....

That every time someone asks me what’s my favorite snack I show them a picture of you

Are you a picture frame?

Because I can picture me inside you.

Hey girl, can I see your baby picture?

I want to know if you’ve always been this cute

Procrastination has nice eyes

Not sure this belongs here, but I sent my friend a picture of me captioned "I am Procrastination embodied" and they replied by saying "Procrastination has really nice eyes".

Made me smile, people can be so nice sometimes :)

Ugh, google doesn’t work, like, at all!

Every time I look up “best person ever” it doesn’t show pictures of you. ;)

Damn, girl, are you my 4th grade school picture?

Because I wanna put you on the list of bangs I regret.

Tŕìom plecero VanLent tianľew !

She replies: ?

You: sorry I assumed from your pictures you spoke gorgeousë