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Top 50 Picture Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Picture pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Roses are red, quarantinelife is shitty

    The only thing that'll make me happy, is a picture of yout titty.

  2. Im like a microwave meal

    Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

  3. Roses are red, you are a cutie

    You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty

  4. I'm no professional photographer...

    But I can picture you and me together.

  5. *Flirting with a radiologist while getting an X-ray* Hey will my boner show up in the picture?

  6. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

  7. If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

  8. Are you kraken?

    Because I picture you swallowing a bunch of seaman

  9. My inspiration folder is just pictures of you.

  10. When I was eight I had your picture on my underwear.

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Can I take a picture of you real quick?
I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas

I was going to click on your profile picture, but I got jealous of the mouse.

You look exactly like a "before" picture.

Can i take a picture of you so I can show the Great Spirit what I want for my birthday?

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I should major in Photography because I can picture us together.

I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.

Hey! Can you please send a picture of yourself?

Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...

They should just replace my bat signal with a picture of you. I'd get there even faster.

Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?

Haven't I downloaded naked pictures of you before?

Can I have a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want this year

Can I borrow your picture?

To show Santa what I want for Christmas

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Working Picture tinder opener

Send me your picture

So I can send Santa my wish list

Do you have a camera? No?

That's okay, I can still picture us together

Can I get a picture with you?

Cause I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas this year

I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

**Shows rear camera on phone**

Walk up to a man in a bar

Picture this



Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words.

"Lickety split, lick my clit"

And wink.

Gets em' every time

Mind if I get you picture...

So that I can prove to all my friends that angels really do exist

Can I take a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas

Can I get a picture of you,

Because I need to prove to my friends that angels are real

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Someone I tested it on thinks it is cheesy, but she liked it

Can I take your picture?

Cuz I wanna show that to Santa and say "This is what I want"

I'm not the wedding photographer, but I can picture us together.

Are you a wild-life photographer? Because I think you can picture me *lion* in your bed tonight